why

and whomst’d’vever may u might be

[thefalsefaces]

IG: notyourpocahontas #NotYourCostume

[seventh-gen-moon]

i love this so much. wendat is a mixed haudenosaunee person (i’m wendat) and the illustration of her looks like me. this just made my heart light up 💜

[klapollo]

i feel like slughorn is a MUCH better example of a flawed but lovable character than snape and yet here we are

[klapollo]

slughorn says stupid crap like expressing shock that muggleborn wizards and witches can be so talented but he also treats all his students equally in terms of academics, point distribution and desire to educate. the slug club is an example of his slytherin ambition but literally all he seems to want is like. to have his letters read and some free candy and to live comfortably. he loves his students a lot and actively avoids associating with death eaters. he believes in merit above all and is wowed by skill and character regardless of blood status or background. hes a nice flawed old man and hes way better than snape i dont CARE we stan the real potions master

[likeawildthing]

slughorn pineapple potter, you’re named after the okayest man i ever knew

[poryqon]

“When the weather gets cold in a few months you will complain about it then, so enjoy this heat” I will bitch about it now, I will bitch about it then, I will bitch about everything there is ever to bitch about, because guess what, Im a bitch

[elpiething]

I feel like this needs to be Seussified. 

I will bitch about heat.  I will bitch about cold.  I will bitch about sunshine, and about growing old.  I will bitch about everything, inside and out. You will find there is nothing I can’t bitch about. 

[themightytej]

[butterflyinthewell]

I’m laughing so hard at this post right now omg.

[thesociaijusticecourier-deactiv]

Perfection.

[sleek-siren]

I love it

[filthyprotozoan]

i always forget that vampires do exist in the harry potter universe and its like?? voldemort i thought u wanted to be immortal why fuck with horcruxes u couldve just been a vampire??

[filthyprotozoan]

my theory is that voldemort just really really likes garlic

[ktae-deactivated20160803]

i know this is a joke post but u can kill a vampire with a wooden stake which is a thing that most wizards have on them at all times

[eggcats]

you can kill a wizard with that same wooden stake in the exact same way if you’re not a coward

[poiplefunguy]

hermione, ron, ginny and harry respectively

[loloftheday]

Nick Offerman on being manly

[choked]

[inkstainedbunny-deactivated2020]

plas stop staling y kyboard kys, i nd thm

[deejay]

What’s the mood Today?

[biggestmoodblr]

[richirou-deactivated20140123]

my kitten says hello

[imnotreallyhome]

WHAT

WAS

THAT

SOUND

[xmasqueradeangelx]

I was not ready for this today…This is too much cuteness. I just..I can’t even..

[nerdii-panda-deactivated2016083]

i just got kissed by a cat. through a screen. and i love it.

[jumpingjacktrash]

you really need to hit play you just really do

[goopy-amethyst-deactivated20250]

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[feeeshman]

perish

[flyingbird27]

Modern Davinci Code

[lookskindadeadinside]

you know how people say ‘cursed post’ ‘cursed image’ etc you know what’s a cursed vine? that fucking vine of the nickelback song edited to have him say “look at this graaaaph” and he holds a powerpoint graph up. the fucking vocal equivalent of photoshop. the fact that they use the part of the video where he’s just weirdly staring at the camera. the fact that the music keeps playing with no vocals. it’s fuckin darksided y’all

[askcosplaysenpai]

Managing to fit any awkward silence into 6 seconds is a talent unto itself

[ruby-white-rabbit]

So i went on a date to a haunted house and made friends with the girls behind us. As we’re going through, one of them is holding my hand and a guy leaps out and separates us. I panic as my date is pulling me along, I reach back for her and grab her hand in a group of three other performers and start getting out if there. After a bit I look back to check on her and I discover I’m holding the hand of a six foot tall zombie creature and not a 5'2" girl.

Cue the most terrifying realization of my life.

I had basically kidnapped this performer from his section and abandoned the girl and her friend behind us.

[ruby-white-rabbit]

Yes, I screamed. My date thought it was Hilarious.

Yes, we found the girls. Turns out when I grabbed the performers hand, he grabbed theirs so our group wouldn’t be separated. So there was just this zombie in the middle of our group line for like fifty feet

[kyuubinu-deactivated20190226]

This is like a Scooby Doo bit I love it

[atuans]

where’s that panel of a very sensual and topless clint barton that looked like he was about to fuck venom

[atuans]

don’t worry about it, i actually just found it! i hate it!

[v0idghost]

[tealesbian]

taking off my bra, puting on a big t-shirt, and crawling into bed at the end of the day is very sexy of me if I do say so myself 

[andhetakesandhetakesandhetakes]

me but at 2 in the afternoon after like running one errand

[tealesbian]

ok same

[sharonsgf]

theres this chinese girl in my class who isnt very fluent in english and she asked me if i have a boyfriend and i was like “i dont. i dont like. boys” and she nodded very wisely and went “ah. cooties”

[imposterogers]

peter parker: holy sHIT YOU’RE—

bruce banner, sighing: yes, I’m the hu—

peter parker: THE MOST RENOWNED SCIENTIST OF THE GENERATION

[arachnid-abomination]

Bruce Banner, voice cracking about to cry: th-thanks

[teaboot]

One time a guy and I were having an argument and he pulled a knife on me, and because I’m a dumbass idiot my response was to take out MY knife and go “what now, genius?” And what happened next was we just stood there for ten straight minutes not moving because niether of us wanted to put the knife down first and basically that’s our entire international situation regarding nuclear weapons

[iameatingrocks]

What happened afterwards?

[teaboot]

My mom showed up

[juelzsantanabandana]

Ay mane no fence but skinny girls really just be wearing anything and ppl are like “wow fashion”

Like boyyyyy I’m bout to get you Foh with this Steve Jobs fall 2018 ass look