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breadknight-likes-things

"First, He Was Home Alone, Now, He's Lost In New York."

Oh god that turned out grim, thanks a lot Home Alone 2.

atlantus

omg mine is Mortal Kombat and the tagline is "nothing in this world has prepared you for this"

yournewapartment

HaHA omg mine is some movie I’ve never heard of called The River Wild.

Tagline is: “The vacation is over.”

#the fastest hands in the east meets the biggest mouth in the west #uhm

prettygrlzz

heavenly bodies and celestial beings

#i was undecided whether to post this on my main or not #but i absolutely love this #kpop

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#god he's so beautiful #yuta #nct

whatacatch

jrcodisd

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this is so fucking funny

ratsilk-deactivated20240107

This is hilarious but I was enthralled by what ever face Simon was making at 13sec

#this is the most chaotic thing i've ever seen #video

highlandvalley

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no fucking way

thinned-skin

Isthis fucking reallife

magicalgirlmindcrank

Man this sports Anime has a really good budget

ommanyte

“HE ASCENDED THROUGH THE AIR LIKE A DEFENSIVE ANGELLL!!!!!1!1!1!1”

madeupmonkeyshit

i died when they put him back on the floor and started cheering

candiikismet

IM CRYING! Get this away from me

ree-duh

Edward: so now that I’m marrying Bella I’m finally going to be able to enjoy a night with her but I’m a little confused on what to do :/

Emmett who’s had a presentation prepared since the 1940s:

#THIS IS MY FAVOURITE POST OF ALL TIME #good god #these twilight memes are too good #the twilight saga #emmett cullen #carlisle cullen #edward cullen

panlight

Keeping Up With the Cullens - Episode 4 - Family Meeting, pt 3

panlight

Someone asked me the other day what my own favorite episode of KuwtC is, and this was the first one that sprang to mind.

#the twilight saga #twilight #emmett jesus christ

the104yearoldvirgin

Every year the Cullens go to Burning Man

And every year people think they’re doing performance art like Malcolm’s family from that one episode of Malcolm in the Middle. Eventually they get a reputation.

“Oh the Cullens? Yeah. Every year they show up absolutely doused in body glitter and just…go about their normal days like that.”

“The doctor has a first-aid tent and his wife sells homemade soaps and candles out of their van. They always smell so good I can’t say no.”

“The hot blonde one doesn’t even see any shows, she just lays there and sunbathes. She never burns.”

“The tiny one only hangs out with the really stoned people and braids their hair. I’ve never seen her or any of them sleep.”

“The moody one with the eyebrows, I think his name might be Jessie? Jackass? Whatever. He just lays facedown in the dirt sometimes and doesn’t move for a while. Drugs, man.”

“Edward? The one who just played Wonderwall for 14 hours straight on acoustic guitar last year?”

#twilight #the cullen family #twilight saga #i'm dying

eposettemyass

@victorian-sexstache i think you mean GREAT au

lesserjoke

My mom posted this meme on Facebook and it is LEGIT hilarious. I'm so proud.

valtsv

sorry for not developing my employability skills i was too busy being sexy and fun

himboprotectionsquad

Employability phrases to put on your cv from being sexy and fun: outgoing, networking, interpersonal skills, experience with events planning, computer proficiency (tumblr), social awareness of trends

valtsv

holy shit. can you just run my whole life for me while you're at it.