passively-sarcastic

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[estradiol]

Shane Dawson isnt being painted as a perverse predator by the media Shane Dawson literally said he had sex with his cat like he’s only got himself to blame sisters

[g-hostlarry]

shane dawson makes highly sexual and black humoured jokes constantly - why is anyone taking this seriously ? he’s probably done worse shit in the past and it hasn’t been pulled up? why this ?

[estradiol]

Actually he has done “worse” shit and it has been pulled up, he’s done blackface numerous times

Here’s him saying the n word

Here’s him making gross comments about a kid and pedophilia

I’m sure there’s more that you’re probably just waiting to justify as “dark comedy” so like all I have to say is get a better sense of humour lmao

[stripedsinker]

Oh my god, he has apologized so much for his past dark humor so many times and yet people still think he jokes about that stuff. Shane has obviously grown from an edgy kid with a revolting sense of a humor to a mature adult who now mostly focuses on having harmless fun with his friends and family if you still watch his videos instead of 10+ years old podcasts and videos. The guy is a lot more sensitive and attentive to touchy subjects than he was when he was a TEENAGER.

[estradiol]

“Yeah he nuts on his cat but at least he’s rlly sensitive now!”

[warframe]

none of you fucking know what dark humor is obviously

[warframe]

lost followers for this one, good riddance idiots hes just a freak let it go

[focsle]

On the subject of Completely Fucking Hating Cooking, I just have to say that this is such a good book for people who Completely Fucking Hate Cooking. This author understands the reasons people hate cooking, and understands that you still have to eat things, and understands the concept of ‘easy quick meals’ that are actually easy quick meals.

[focsle]

Like…it’s such a good book. It Understands.

[cheaphalloweencostume]

[caseyd1a]

[plancinginthemoonlight]

I feel so called out

[sistertaxon]

why are there so many posts about asexuals being immune to sirens. people. sirens don’t lure you in with sex (necessarily). they sing about whatever it is that you want most. they could sing about mothman or cinnamon toast crunch and guess what then your asexual pirate is fucking dead

[thesylverlining]

this is the only kind of ace discourse i ever want to see on my dash. the only kind. ever again. good job

[kittyknowsthings]

Do you think the sirens would be grateful that they finally get some variety? 

[systlin]

“Oh my god we can finally just sing about pasta thank the fucking gods.” 

[totohoy-blog]

I’m not asexual but I’m fairly certain sirens would do a far better job luring me into the depths with a song about pasta rather than sex…

[systlin]

I mean. 

“WHAT THE FUCK STAY AWAY FROM THE ROCKS.”

“FUCKER THEY SAID THEY HAVE FETTUCCINE CARBONARA AND HOT GARLIC BREAD OVER THERE HANG ON BITCH.” 

[musicalhell]

This is true; Odysseus heard them promising him knowledge of the future.  So the next time you see artwork like this:

Remember those sultry naked chicks are saying “We’ll tell you the winning lotto numbers.”

[fuckstaffposts]

Them: “We have unlimited wifi at incredible speeds~” Me: *diving headfirst into the water*

[rpluvsyj]

This post is a blessing

[wittyusername97]

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[kitvalkyrie]

Oh my god sirens were literally scam websites

[the-rat-child]

But good at doing it

[myfinalthesis]

@the people who say that the Traveller is Artagan and will end up as an antagonist: I hear you and I love you and you’re probably right

but also consider: The Traveller is Artagan and he fully intended to fuck shit up but accidentally got attached to one (1) little blue tiefling and now all he wants is for her to be 1. safe and b) happy.

[feministism]

[kirbyslegalguardian]

Y’all know free condoms is a result of gay activists who worked towards safer sex practices after the AIDS crisis right? Because if not it’s one google search away

[notsonoblen]

Consider: both are important and should be free

[bedcorpse]

Consider: both are important and should be free

[45645645645646]

[nudityandnerdery]

[bloomingjellies]

Fractured fandom spaces means I’m shit at posting multiple places. But here’s some mutual respect and support spiderbyte

[popokko-deactivated20210315]

i love people who are incredibly book smart but otherwise stupid as shit. i have a friend who got a 4.0 in college but had to ask me if there were calories in soap

[lesbequeerr-deactivated20230414]

scared

But its like, whenever im scared or when i’m sad, she’s all i want to make me happy

[silly-overwatch-stuff]

[cool-eevee]

So does anyone wanna talk about the part of Into the Spiderverse where Gwen Stacy is unable to save her best friend, ends up in an alternate universe only to find out a week later he died in this universe too, and then meets yet another version of him who lived but is going through a mid life crisis cuz that must be one hell of a trip

[priboltao]

That part were she was like “Peter, that’s not your MJ” and I was like

oh my god she lived this conflict 

[mioxenoblade]

“you’re going to DELETE a post you AGREED with just cuz you found out ops a terf??”

yeah turns out learning that people having uber bigoted ideologies changes the context of the post buddy

[lesbiantiope]

I once reblogged a post about how a women’s bathroom was an important place of refuge, and that was why women often go to the bathroom in groups or to cry and why people leave those domestic abuse cards in women’s bathrooms, and how it’s the one place women can be away from men, and I was like “this is a fantastic post, yes” and then I found out the OP was a TERF and that post was suddenly no longer about safety in women’s restrooms. It was actually about wanting to make it impossible for trans women to pee in a public restroom. It was about making trans women seem like they invade a sacred place and make it dangerous. You bet your ass I deleted that reblog.

[chescaleigh]

thanks to my followers who hit me up when/if I need to delete something

[phloxy-foxxy-deactivated2022062]

Please let me know if I reblog a terf post!

[hjartasalt]

@ people who let me know when the OP of a post I reblogged is bigoted: I love and appreciate every single one of you

[hazeldomain]

Its always weird, feeling a hyperfixation take root.

Like I’ll be watching some movie and all of a sudden, some miswired synapse fires off and a bunch of neurons in the cerebellum go “MINE.”

And I’m like “no, guys, this is mediocre at best,” but it’s too late. They’ve adopted these characters and this universe and there’s no turning back.

I’m going to be thinking about it every hour, of every day, for somewhere between two weeks and five years.

In the span of eight seconds, I’ve gone from “not really paying attention” to “this is going to be part of my identity” and that’s definitely a weird shift to experience.

[darthshitious-deactivated201903]

me: i hate asking people for anything, it makes me feel like a burden and like i’m inconveniencing them

also me: i would do anything for anyone if they asked me, i would find a way to give them my arm if they needed it

[despicablewench]

some good things about kissing girls:

when they cup your face with both hands

when they tangle a hand in your hair

when they bite your lip

when they kiss your NECK

when they put their hand on your back. bonus if you’re wearing a crop top and they put their hand right when your skin is exposed

when you can feel them smile against you

when your lips are tingling afterwards

everything?????!?