i'm fine

sydney. 31. she/her :)

[willgrahamscock]

KILL AI AND REBLOG AND CREATE ART IN 2026

[crabussy]

just saw a chair so photogenic I had to reevaluate my feelings towards plastic furniture

[crabussy]

do you see this. beyond ridiculous

[crabussy]

what are our thoughts

I understand your feelings for the chair robin crabussy

unpost this right now you strange strange man

Voting ended on6h

[crabussy]

I hired a wizard to cast png on it. effervescent

[darlingflowersstuff]

Andrew and Aaron being identical is so fucking funny when you think about Andrew being a famous pro Exy player and Aaron being a doctor bc imagine:

you twist your ankle. you go to the hospital. you’re waiting for a doctor to come see you. he pulls back the curtain and- holy shit it’s LeBron-Fucking-James

[teaboot]

Too bad the prophet Cassandra never met Odysseus

[teaboot]

They say if she made a prophecy Nobody would believe her

[edgar-allan-possum]

I’ve gotta say, that is exactly the kind of stupid thing that probably would circumvent a curse.

[elidyce]

Cassandra: YOU ARE ALL GOING TO REGRET THIS SO MUCH YOU DON’T EVEN KNOW. 

Odysseus: Regret it why?

Cassandra: You won’t believe me if I tell you. If I prophecy, nobody believes me. That is my curse.

Odysseus: … I’m Nobody. Fill me in. 

*A couple of months later* 

Odysseus: HELLO PENELOPE, I AM HERE PRECISELY ON TIME AND NOT YEARS LATE incidentally I rescued and adopted a Trojan seer while I was away, she’s great, got me home really fast, Cassandra this is your new mother who’s not going to treat you like shit. 

Penelope: … I’m going to need more details, but okay, sure. 

Cassandra: *in tears* I love you, new family. 

[cipheramnesia]

Cassandra: Penelope, I’ve had another vision.

Penelope, sighs: Go tell your father.

[val-the-bun]

[sankta-wraith]

the original? on my dash?

[thevampirealina]

guys i swear the vampire armand is only cryptic and machiavellian because he CARES

[willgrahamscock]

me and the mutuals

[chucktaylorupset]

“Irritated fans produce fanfic like irritated oysters produce pearls.”

— Anne Jamison (via pen-in-hand)

[quelmdn]

‘I know exactly what it is to want to kill a man, and to wait'

[not-trustworthy]

mash being surprisingly queer in the 70′s - 6/?

[oneheadtoanother]

[pansyfemme]

close your eyes and imagine freshly roasted root vegetables perfectly seasoned and crispy as far as the eye can see

[intactics-deactivated20250505]

[talking shit about a guy] he could not earn the trust of a horse

[maxxie-or-smth]

everything is getting worse and thats why it's SO so important that we have fun and hang out and play and im being serious im being unimaginable amounts of serious

[damazcuz]

wasting away again in tumblrinaville...

[atwci]

my close personal friend eugene roe

[jame7t]

tumblr is like an abandoned space station & you all are the thing in the vents

[jame7t]

not me though. im girl with tanktop

[orthoscheme]

there are more weird small brown mammals than you could ever ever imagine

[orthoscheme]

You dont know this one