dni if you're a terf, nazi, or pedo

pan they/she/him

[birlinterrupted]

I am abt to lose my fuckin mind because I happened upon this gender reveal party. and like it’s soo over the top expensive

And like I’m like. Oh great, a horse themed gender reveal party.

complete with like … just truly excessive foods and of course, themed cocktails

and this sign which like… the fragility of like *not* italicizing the word ‘colt’. Like imagine being this weird abt gender

with like, a bucket that eventually ‘revealed’ the gender

But like… the picture that really just completely undid me, for this party which surely was more money than many weddings -

it’s not a horse themed gender reveal party. It’s a gender reveal party FOR A HORSE. I can’t even like imagine the life that would lead to hosting a gender reveal party for a not-yet-born horse. Think abt getting an invitation to this. the cis are at it again.

[msburgundy-but-worser-deactivat]

mythbusters was so good because it wasn't a killjoy show. they didn't just say "see, it doesn't work" and leave it there

whenever they find that the stunt doesn't work as portrayed in the movie, they immediately ask "what would it take to make this happen?"

[disclaymore-deactivated20230920]

“we know it takes this amount of explosives to work, but what if we doubled it anyway?”

[oldschoolvillageidiot]

Some myths I'll always remember:

* Are elephants scared of mice? (They only did that because they were in Africa and had access to elephants.)

* Will a bull run amok in a china shop?

* Is it better to run zig-zag or straight when chased by an alligator?

I love these because NONE of them turned out the way they expected. They went into all three with pre-conceived ideas of how it would go, and each time they "failed." Elephants WILL cower from mice. A bull moves very gingerly through a china shop. It doesn't matter how you run because ALLIGATORS WON'T CHASE YOU.

And each time, they reacted with just... pure glee. "Holy shit, we were wrong! Oh my god! This is great! We were so wrong!"

And that, to me, is what science is. Being excited about being wrong because either way it's information.

[kalichnikov]

i wanna talk about this shot

[kalichnikov]

if forum signatures still existed this would be mine

[un-javi]

[karvina]

[teslaswife]

[shitposting-hobbits-to-gallifrey]

God fucking damn it

[rat-armada]

WHY

[a-humble-waffle]

I hate it here

[plainwallpaper]

Sometimes I remember why i stay on here

[defendingjacobblack-deactivated]

Esme, just turned: What happened??

Carlisle: The bad news is that you're essentially eternally damned.

Carlisle, holding Edward: The good news is you now have a teenage son that is in desperate need of parental guidance.

[santapau]

[santapau]

“Romance in Lonomia” - The Secret Knots

[santapau]

This is a story that sprouted from those posts about untranslatable expressions in various languages.

[sanders-sides-uncorrect-quotes]

I'm opening the first Inconvenience Store, anyone want in?

[anxiousboyo]

Willing to stock(or reverse stock) shelves!

[sanders-sides-uncorrect-quotes]

You're hired

[generic-usernumber6601]

Willing to order only the items nobody wants and only have the items people want in stock at stupid and inconvenient and inconsistent times!

[sanders-sides-uncorrect-quotes]

Perfect

[staple-teeth]

We switch between only accepting card and only accepting cash at random and extremely inconvenient times!

[sanders-sides-uncorrect-quotes]

That's exactly what we need at !

Yeah the store has no name

Idk about you but that seems to fit this aesthetic

[rsitb-second-account]

I can shut off the automatic doors at completely random times and leave people to wonder when theyll open again! might be two minutes, might be three weeks! who knows?

[sanders-sides-uncorrect-quotes]

This feels like a level of the backrooms

[mysharona1987]

[sleepybitchcity-deactivated2022]

Hospitals are struggling for nurses right now because people are leaving the profession entirely or leaving for temporary travel contract positions that pay well. They have been treated poorly, underpaid for the work they do, and inadequately protected this year, and they’re done.

My brother in law said they’re advertising for a position in his normal unit, offering twice his salary. But they won’t offer him extra to stay after risking his life working in the COVID unit for months, so he’s out. It’s absolutely insulting, and so many industries are going to have a major reckoning coming up.

[ranting-to-much]

My father retired early because they refused to hire just one person to help with the work load. They had to hire 5 people to replace him.

This is a common occurrence amongst his retired coffee group.

One lady was a head nurse that ran two floor at her hospital. They wanted her to take on more work. She agreed to do so oy if they gave her a small raise and hired an assistant for her. They refused so she retired early. They had to replace her with 20 people.

You are NOT replaceable!!! They tell you this to make you complacent to their exploration of you.

[cikero]

don’t choke on the boot !

[dykey-femme]

due to increased productivity, they produced the same amount of work in 25 hours as the normal 40 hours week, but capitalists still complain because they weren’t “passionate” enough anymore

“passion for the work” = enslavement of mind, body, & soul. anything less than total enslavement will never be enough for them.

[zeynips]

please protect muslim girls who are harassed for:

Wearing the hijab

Not Wearing the hijab

Wearing makeup + Skinny jeans with their hijab

Wearing the hijab but not being religious

being religious but not wearing the hijab

not fitting the quiet stereotype

fitting the quiet stereotype

Just Please protect Muslim Girls.

[solisitude]

please?

[theconcealedweapon]

If you really care about preventing government tyranny, your #1 priority must be making sure criminals have rights.

And that's not a joke or an exaggeration.

If criminals don't have rights, then all the government has to do is find some excuse to label people as criminals, and those people will no longer have rights. It's what literally every tyrannical government in all of history has done.

If you believe that people who break the law should forfeit their rights, you're literally as pro-tyranny as a person can get.

[woppy42]

[woppy42]

[woppy42]

[woppy42]

#have u considered: moogle gaps

i have now thank you

[woppy42]

and thank you to @somnambule-plus​ for my new favorite word… schoogle

[woppy42]

thank you @firstfandomfangirl​

[adulthoodisokay]

crying

[ocheeva]

[cuteandquirkyfunandflirty]

[catsudeku]

chroogle gome

[shortangrybisexual]

Listen I’m bi as Heck and as much as I love girls, I also love boys? Boys are amazing and pure and liking boys is a wonderful feeling? I never see a lot of posts talking about cute boys so

Some Boy Aesthetics™ I’m in love with include:

Their tired grins? Have you seen a cute boy grin when he’s tired? Life Changing

Sleeves rolled up to forearms is all good and Well but also when they have Sweater Paws in their hoodies or jumpers? Makes the tallest of them seem so smol? I’m lov?

When they run their hand through their hair and it sticks up in places and it looks So Good

Collar Bones

Soft pudgy stomachs they absolutely make me melt

When ya boy gets flustered A++ Bonus points if he giggles Boys giggling is Everything

[itsagifnotagif]

I think this is like the first positive post about boys that isnt to do with a celebrity for ages and it is actually super nice to read????

[dontmakemedothisagain]

More soft boy things:

That small teasing smirk when they say something they know you like

Falling on top of them when they’re asleep and they just very softly go oof

When the jump up some place high and sit and lean down to kiss you

Cuddles their fucking cuddles man

Being entranced by a movie

Boys + Starbucks

Messy hair

They try to be tough. They soft

Boys are so fucking beautiful I love them

[navigator-vhixxa]

This is the truest boy post and there are so many things that make me melt

getting so into a song that they can convince you anything is A Jam

when they get excited over a meal you cooked

kissing the back of your hand

when it’s an unknown number and they put on the Phone Voice

blowing their hair out of the way when it gets long

watching them talking passionately to someone else and see their expression change 3 times a second

when they prank you and laugh real hard but you’re like “joke’s on you because I get to hear your cute laugh”

Boys are super wholesome and good

[writeawayjake]

As a guy with super low self esteem this make me feel warm and fuzzy :)

[headspace-hotel]

more things because i am always ready to talk about how much i love boys lol 

boys getting passionate about nerd stuff ?? priceless

boys fidgeting, boys playing with objects in their hands or worrying blades of grass or doing anything stimmy ??? perfect 

boys jumping up to touch the ceiling why do they do that i don’t know 

boys. who. read. if i see you reading in public i will probably propose to you on the spot 

boys who are good with animals? 

BOYS WHO ARE GOOD WITH KIDS 

boys who make dumb jokes and laugh at their own jokes. i love them 

boys randomly putting together a game in like 5 minutes bc they’re bored and getting SUPER INTO IT and all their friends have taken sides and are cheering and playfully shouting insults?? why are y’all always so down to play and have fun and why are y’all so passionate all the time i don’t know but i like it 

for real y’all will just make a game out of the dumbest and most random things and get SO into it and it’s Pure 

boys who are like too tall to fit in the ceiling theres something cute about that you look like you don’t know where you’re supposed to be and gravity is confusing and i get you

but short boys? amazing!! 

boys lounging on counters or tables or rails or anywhere that’s not meant to be lounged upon? i love it 

boys doodling 

fghagfhdjashjskehajggahrhrahjcdbajfdxvgsg

[smooththegoofyshark]

AWWWWWWWWWW

[merlinfreya27]

adding on because i want to

boys talking about the things they love

boys listening to you talk about the things you love

boys making jokes with their friends that make. no sense what are you saying my friend i will never know

boys smi,,le

smile at y o u (i cri)

that little laugh they do when they don’t know what to say to that insane thing you just said

aa just boys you know they’re so,,, cute i hope every boy who sees this has an amazing day ily ily ily

[hjonkduck]

I’d also like to put my word in

When boys wear big baggy shirts, so comfy!!

The surprised laugh™

When they get super giddy about gifts and their eyes fill with that happy sparkle

When you wake up before them and try to get out of bed but they wake up just enough to whine about you leaving the comfyness

When they get excited to cook you dinner

When they call you into another room just to give you a quick smooch

Puppy behavior, period

When they randomly get you your favorite snack bc they know it’s your fav

When they the big spoon and rub your belly

WHEN THEY THE LITTLE SPOON AND WANT BELLY RUBS

[generic-usernumber6601]

Yo, trans male who does **all of this** (except being tall, I’m short) and I feel very valid now thank

[bunjywunjy]

so the megalodon is most definitely extinct? how do scientists know?

well, the thing about large predators is that they leave an impact on an ecosystem big enough that you can tell they’re there, even if you never observe one directly. in this case, we know they’re definitely extinct because of the behavior of whales! whales used to max out at about 50 ft long and were fast and agile, entirely because of predation by megalodon!

but about 2 million years ago, our whales began to rapidly increase in size until we ended up with real monsters like the blue whale. this pretty directly lines up with the extinction of megalodon, and the removal of the pressure they were putting on large whale populations.

basically, large whales can get away with being gigantic, slow tanks in the oceans today because there simply isn’t a predator big enough to take them on anymore. if megalodon still existed, we would be seeing its impact on whale populations! whales would be smaller, and a hell of a lot more skittish than they are.

everything in a given ecosystem is connected, and you can often get important information about the unknown parts by observing the behavior of other parts of the ecosystem.

[bogleech]

All this, and the fact that if the ocean had sharks as big as Megalodon and had enough of them to sustain the species at all, we would have found at least one Megalodon tooth washed up on a beach somewhere that wasn’t fossilized. More likely, we would have found hundreds of such teeth every year for as long as we have existed. “We didn’t know giant squid existed!” is a common argument I see from cryptozoologists, but it’s also flat out false. We did know. We knew there were giant squid for centuries because we found remains of them for centuries. We simply hadn’t captured or filmed a live one!

[cheeseanonioncrisps]

Okay, so I am well aware that this isn’t at all how evolution or natural selection works, but I still want a horror film that begins with a pair of scientists with dramatic music playing in the background as they pour over piles of records, until one of them turns to the other and says “it’s the whales. They’re becoming smaller, and more skittish.”

The other scientist looks out the window, over the sea. “Mother of god,” she whispers.

[milkchuggs]

Alternatively;

We begin to find giant shark teeth washing up on shore. People freak out. “Scientists find evidence megalodons never went extinct!”

Then the lead scientist calms everyone down so they can explain. “No. It’s worse than that. If they never went extinct, we would’ve found evidence like this before now. This means… ” Dramatically takes off glasses. 

“They’ve just come back.”

[animeengineer]

“But they can’t just suddenly come back like that!”

“You’re right. Someone brought them back.”

[rpepperpotshipssciencebros]

[gahdamnpunk]

Why can’t women just dress how they want ffs

[the-headless-vulcan]

It’s not just misogyny, it’s racism and islamophobia, don’t leave those out

[the-carrot-king-deactivated2022]

^^^

[dwarfbutch]

“hes gay/bi but nobody wants him” official compilation (crowd sourced)

[dwarfbutch]

the long awaited sequel (also crowd sourced) do not fucking question me about any of these. im right

[britnxyspears]

Ocelot is on here twice cuz thats how much no one want him

[patience1312]

Deadpool is canonically pansexual

[guerrillatech]

[cowpsat]

reblog if you’ve seen a cow