HyperDweeb

Cryptid culture 25 Pan I just really love undertale

[yellow-cat]

here's my cat for your dash btw. if you even care

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I care very much

[ur-favorite-fishgirl]

sex is a distraction from your true purpose in life which is to go to the aquarium and look at the fish and go "wooooooaaah.... fishies". cmon guys we all need to lock in.

[perpetual-blogging-deactivated2]

this will get to the right people

[moldyjunk]

Hi guys. I'm sorry to ask but I could really use some assistance right now, feeding myself and my cats and ensuring that our basic needs are met.

If you are able to, any contribution would be immensely appreciated. Thank you. ❤️

[goslinggf]

i love you rice with some bullshit

[vergolophus-archive]

More of the Heartful AU as I've been dubbing it, pretty much an entire potential character and redemption arc for Caine where he's brought back from being deleted and he's no longer in charge of, well, anything really except for his own actions.

And it begins with Pomni sucker punching a heart she conjured into his chest. (Though no one except for really Kinger knows that it's nothing more than a placebo)

When the humans are building a world for themselves in the ruins of another, he has to build himself up from nothing. He wasn't coded to be empathetic or genuine, or to even love himself... But doesn't stop him from learning how to.

[spicymochi]

silly hyrax

[datasoong47]

[crybabyangelgirl]

its so hard to take fatphobes seriously when you realize they're living in a fullfledged delusion. Like you could look at a thin person and i buying our groceries one after the other and see them buying nothing but carbs and snacks and soda and frozen processed foods and me buying nothing but locally sourced meats and whole vegetables and water and maintain that i must live a less healthy lifestyle bc of my weight. You can watch me and a thin person walk up the same hill and see them losing their breath and needing to take breaks and see me make it to the top without breaking a sweat and maintain that i must live a less healthy lifestyle bc of my weight. You can watch a thin person eat an entire bucket of fried chicken in one sitting and have nothing to say and then see a fat person eat nothing but salads for a week and tell them "hey you know salad isn't as healthy as you think it is i bet that dressing is full of fats and croutons are just carbs i bet that salad is mostly croutons and disgusting fatty dressing this is why you aren't losing weight". You have to completely divorce yourself from reality to maintain your worldview and its pathetic. 99% of the thin people i know dont go to a gym regularly and dont worry about eating healthily at all. Im simply not going to live in your fantasy world where thin people are allowed to be thin because of their genetics but fat people can never ever be fat because of their genetics and every choice they make is a moral failing.

[crybabyangelgirl]

No matter how little notes something i post about fat liberation gets some volatile fatphobe always manages to find it and say the stupidest least science informed bullshit ive ever heard in my life, its a true show of dedication from them even i don't think about fat people this much

[retquits]

ideal evolution scenarios

[retquits]

a minor addendum based on feedback

[creekfiend]

gender essentialism is soooo funny bc it's like "this is what women are like" and you're like "I've met women and many of them, if not the majority, have not been like that" and it's like "well women SHOULD be like that" and you're like "why should women be like that" and its like "because that's what women are like"

[imperfectangelcollectorblog]

[asteroidtroglodyte]

But what about Angry Sky Daddy? He’ll get Big Mad if we don’t constantly reject Nature!

[denjidenjiji]

Heather haunts my mind,,, oc belongs to @wolfertinger666

[whencartoonsruletheworld]

did i tell u guys i got into an argument on twitter bc i said foxes are dogs and someone tried to bring up their actual fuckin. classification or whatever and i just said “foxes are dogs cause they are fluffye” and they kept arguing with me. the entire time i was like “you will not survive the immigration to tumblr you are lucky we are not there right now”

[neopolitanfox]

This is especially funny because they aren’t even right. Foxes *ARE* dogs.

[trojanhorse8-2]

No they aren’t.

[supreme-leader-stoat]

yes they are. because they are fluffye.

[trojanhorse8-2]

OK yes they are.

[mr-deep-downer]

Dog

[jooshthepunished-deactivated202]

Dog

[utah-mountain-drifter-deactivat]

Different family, but same order as @pictures-of-dogs

[zarabithia12365-deactivated2022]

No, they are the same family. They are the same kingdom, phylum, order and family. They separate at the genus.

They’re a dog.

[birdsareblooming]

yeah they’re fluffye

[dacavendishtime]

theyre literally not dogs theyre not even fluffy. can we get science tumblr over hear or what!?

[birdsareblooming]

checkmate athiests

[ajarofpickledtears]

fluffye

[pa-pa-plasma]

okay but they literally are dogs, for those who are confused

[stele3]

If foxes are dogs, then so are wolves, coyotes, dingoes, jackals, and several other extant and extinct species.

Behold! A dog.

[lemon-badgeress]

of course it’s a dog you buffoon. it’s fluffye.

[findingfeather]

Why on earth would someone think “BUT IF THEY’RE DOGS SO AR -”

Like yes of course wolves are dogs, where have you been. Jackals are excellent doggies! So are coyotes. Why is this confusing.

[theknightlywolfe]

I love that this is literally two completely different arguments running simultaneously.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

That guy up there who said they’re not even fluffy was thinking of sharks

[thebelovedlion]

sharks are also dogs. ravenous water dogs, but still dogs

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Sharks can NOT be dogs they are SMOOTH

[porcupine-girl]

Tags via @jenroses

[gabyluvsxena]

sharks are smooth dogs

[grubby-gerblin]

BEHOLD, a SHARK

[bamboozled-bumblefuck]

17 clown car pileup 84 injured 193 dead

[feyosha]

DOG

[asteroidtroglodyte]

Pictured: the Squaliform Dog-fish-shark

[depsidase]

[catchymemes]

[asthedeathoflight]

Resisting the urge to Um Actually this dragon novel because it has the dragon eggs be like three or four feet wide but there is simply a limit to how large hard-shelled terrestrial eggs can be. No matter how large the animal is, the embryo needs oxygen, and oxygen needs surface area. The larger an object is, the lower its surface area relative to volume, and the less oxygen the embryo can receive. We think of large animals as having porportionately large young because mammalian pregnancy has the unique benefit of allowing for the size of the young to scale with the adult because their oxygen is provided directly through the placenta, and almost all the megafauna remaining on Earth are mammals. But this is not the case for species which lay eggs! For fuck's sake even the sauropods hatched out of eggs barely larger than basketballs! Your hatchling dragon would be impressively enormous if it were the size of a house cat. Stop trying to make me believe that this (ROUND!) dragon egg somehow supplied enough oxygen to develop an infant the size of a large dog or even bigger. If it were possible the dinosaurs woulda been doing it!!!!

[achillbeing]

I love you /lh. Experts going off on their particular fascinating cool topics and adding unexpected context to things we take for granted is like my favorite thing this was delightful. Talk to me more about eggs and geometry and biology all you want :D

[achillbeing]

Amazing concept

[asteroidtroglodyte]

Huh wait actually if you’ve got those super huge fantasy trees that you can build an entire village in then maybe there is some truly Carboniferous levels of photosynthesis going on. this also explains the giant spiders

[questcult]

I now realize I'm a huge fucking nerd because I assumed these were default conclusions that were a commonly accepted part of the fantasy genre

I also assumed that everyone believed:

A. Fantasy worlds have lower gravity allowing greater size variance, feats of strength, and survival of things like high falls

B. Magic is a type of radiation that creatures manipulate with electro-magnetic diagrams or specialized electro-magnetic organs

C. Most fantasy creatures have digestive systems capable of some degree of nuclear fission to provide the energy used for magic, incredibly large bodies, and to not have to eat and poop at obscene rates

D. Everything in fantasy worlds has robust and hyper adaptive dna/rna repair systems that explain how rapidly they mutate and why they don't have turbo cancer with the ridiculous amounts of radiation around

E. Mana sickness is what happens when radiation poisoning is intense enough to temporarily outpace their bodily repair systems

F. Wizards go crazy because the sheer amount of magical power (radiation) inside them begins to fuse elements into poisonous heavy metals causing insanity and delusion

G. Dragons line their lairs with gold to help contain their vast magical power (radiation) allowing them to reabsorb it and conserve energy and also to prevent scrying, wealth is a secondary concern.

H. Dragon parts are good for forging weapons because they contain depleted uranium which has strength similar to steel and also contain magical power (radiation)

I. If Isekaied into a fantasy world a regular person would die in minutes like they french kissed the demon core

I have probably thought about this too much and relied on the comic book logic of "Radiation is basically magic right?" too hard

[asteroidtroglodyte]

The funniest part of this, for me, is that, because of the particular order that I learned about things as a boy, “Radiation” was never particularly Magical. It’s… Ballistics? Just, you know, super duper small. Bullets so fast they’ll knock a DNA nucleotide out of place but so small they’ll miss the Golgi Apparatus on the way. So. This is funny. You’ve created Fallout: High Fantasy.

It needs a 🤘🏻 Heavy Metal 🤘🏻 soundtrack, methinks.

[buttercupcd]

2024 × 2026

Pop's never ceases to irritate Blue with his antics

:•P