[hatchetfield-scarecrow]

I hope Barbie is so good and successful it makes every executive that’s turned everything bright and fun made for young girls into edgy boring teen dramas for the last ten years spontaneously combust into flames

[ur-daily-inspiration]

[spanishinfluenza]

i believe with my aching heart that in 2023, Esme Cullen has a cleaning tiktok account. You see nothing but her pink rubber gloves and her beloved scrub daddy cleaning unfit/abandoned arpartments for people and its the most satisfying shit ever she has like 5m followers and nobody knows who she is <3

[catchymemes]

[mariaslikesss]

[mintykiwi]

[mintykiwi]

EVERY YEAR

[xvisualtreasure09x]

[lilfascist-deactivated20240301]

This and some head>>>>

[puertohurraco]

[astromechs]

for context, bella is about to pour cheerios

[emmettsmantiddies]

May I add, not even Cheerios, but off-brand cheerios

[beggars-opera]

[exuberantocean]

You know who you are.

Which is great because I don’t.

[legitimately]

need a full body massage a margarita 400mg of ibuprofen a plate of brownies at least an hour in a jacuzzi and 20,000 dollars cash

[legitimately]

[fagsromana]

happy womens day to everyones favorite woman

[jacobyouidiotihadit]

when i ask where the dumb hoes at and he walks in the room

[d3l3t3d-b10g]

thinking about the matte blue scooby doo fruit snack

[judgejudyofficial]

enigmatic,

[mariamlovesyou]

At least I don't have a tumblr

[penname-tbd]

tbh in some cases calling my projects “wips” kinda feels like a joke, because it implies that it’s actually “in progress” rather than being a thing that plagues my brain every once in a while.

[foxofninetales]

WILTS: Works In Long Term Storage

[lasenbyphoenix]

WHMFUTF: Works Haunting Me From Under The Floorboards

[foxofninetales]

The Tell-Tale WIP

[cockmcstuffins]

bella was lucky she didn’t have a cell phone of any kind because you know ya boi edward would be blowing up that phone 24-7 going “saw a snail today…. effervescent” or some shit equivalent

[wineyrose]

happy 3 yr anniversary to the post that singlehandedly launched the twilight renaissance

[swordshapedleaves]

Happy 5 year anniversary to the effervescent snail post

[chrispineofficial]

while i can’t in good conscience recommend it watching spn does in fact unlock both the biggest part of the map on ao3 and the funniest part of the map on tumblr

[chrispineofficial]

my good bitch you reblogged the post from inside the house

[artemis-pendragon]