Those who were nothing, will become everything

Patria, 21, they/them pronouns

[markwatneyandenesemble]

i was looking for writing prompts and came across what is now the funniest thing ive ever seen

[0x00009f]

do you ever feel embarrassed to be in your own skin like please just dont look at me i wish i didnt exist sometimes like i want to disappear because i cannot handle being me 

[vegyta-deactivated20181007]

U ever juss…wanna hide ur face in someone’s neck and …. Sleep

[fuckthisbloganditscurses]

Happiness Will Come To You.

[12goblins]

when tho

[fuckthisbloganditscurses]

When You Least Expect It. Probably Late March

[wizardshark]

reblog for happiness to come for you in late march!

[zigxortega]

[asarlaithe-deactivated20220528]

please remember that in a healthy, adult relationship (romantic or not), you should be able to talk about things that are bothering you. if you are bottling up your emotions and holding it against someone when you haven’t told them what is wrong, you’re not engaging in healthy behaviour. but also, if your friend/significant other makes you feel as though you can’t talk about what bothers you- i.e. has made you feel guilty/gotten extraordinarily angry when things were brought up in the past- they are not engaging in healthy behaviour.

[keiseravendimensjonukjent3]

Water springs out of the Mulberry tree at Dinoša, Montenegro. For the last two decades, during the spring floods, the water has been running out of this old mulberry tree in a village of Dinoša in Montenegro.

[eroscestlavie]

always reblog the Piss Ent 

[garfield-the-dealswarlock]

when someone forgets about the dnd session

[hambaes-deactivated20151121]

me after every dream: honestly? what kind of symbolism. 

[bace-jeleren]

Kiss kiss fall in

Debt

[bace-jeleren]

I made this joke without realizing this was literally the plot if Ouran High School

[snivy]

literally everything is unisex if u stop giving a fuck

[mcavoy]

There’s literally a tweet for everything.

[adulthoodisokay]

yeah sex is cool but have you ever eaten shredded cheese straight from the bag at 1am while standing in front of your refrigerator?

[mjalti]

[mousemilf-deactivated20250508]

Why would u celebrate ur child being a Gemini

[homiedepot]

Not a celebration, a warning

[bundibird]

@ people writing job ads

Include the fucking salary range. “Oh but we don’t want to box people in” shut up. You have a range you’d be willing to pay the position. State it in the fucking ad. I have financial commitments, so if I apply for your vague ass ad only to find out that it doesn’t meet my minimum “I need a minimum of [this] amount of money in order to survive” criteria, then con-fucking-grats, you’ve wasted both my time and your time

State the damn suburb it’s in. I don’t have a car, so wherever I work needs to be accessible.by public transport. If you say “eastern suburbs” then guess fucking what that doesn’t help at ALL, because like a third of the eastern suburbs are accessible by PT but the rest are NOT, which means, again, that my applying for a job that turns out to be too far away from public transport has wasted both our time yet again.

I don’t get why you guys are so secretive about this shit. Just put in the fucking pay range and the damn suburb.

It’s not fucking hard, and it saves time on both our parts.

[gogglesaurus]

my first wondertrade in oras and i got a machamp incredible

[gogglesaurus]

all it knows is dig

level 31 and it just knows dig

[gogglesaurus]

what am i supposed to do with this

[gaypet-deactivated20150628]

is

is this machamp’s name “homo matsuri”

as in

“homo festival”

[lovelive2k15-deactivated2015010]

yea this is good

[jajakuroneko-deactivated2018121]

Some more interesting information:

“Dig” in Japanese was originally “Ana wo horu,” which translates to “Dig a hole,” with the direct object’s being “Ana,” “a hole” and the verb’s being “horu,” “dig.”

The common writing of “ana,” “穴,” is the same as a colloquial term for the buttocks, “ketsu.”

“Horu,” in addition to it’s more standard definition, is also a slang verb meaning “to have anal sex (between two men).”

Your new Machamp is named “Homo Festival,” and it’s only move is to fuck a man in the ass.

[artista-af]

basically you got an Ass Destroyer in wondertrade

[gemdavs]

WorldRugby Haka time at the Women’s Rugby World Cup 2017 semi-final

[eclipsebykimlipmp3-deactivated2]

i like how they must have said to the white menbers at some point “yeah becky yall gon do this too get up we all have to learn”

[niallheauran]

Actually most New Zealanders (white and non white) learn this as children at school and with their friends. Like Kiwi culture’s really a mix of indigenous and non-indigenous elements so there’s not that much cultural segregation as you would have in the states

[just-a-random-nerd]

I’m white as a chicken and mayo sandwich and I learned two or three haka at school. If I’d joined the kapa haka group it would have been more and certainly wouldn’t have been the only white person doing so.

[lovethisotp]

#also if I was the opposite team I would be “WELL WE ARE FUCKED :)”

That is 1000% the point of the Haka. Here’s a really good explanation of it.

[knitmeapony]

I’ve never seen women doing the Haka before and holy shit I’m in love

[beeftea78-deactivated20200113]

Throwback to the time my poor German teacher had to explain the concept of formal and informal pronouns to a class full of Australians and everyone was scandalised and loudly complained “why can’t I treat everyone the same?” “I don’t want to be a Sie!” “but being friendly is respectful!” “wouldn’t using ‘du’ just show I like them?” until one guy conceded “I suppose maybe I’d use Sie with someone like the prime minister, if he weren’t such a cunt” and my teacher ended up with her head in her hands saying “you are all banned from using du until I can trust you”

[deflare]

God help Japanese teachers in Australia.

[languageoclock]

if this isnt an accurate representation of australia idk what is

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Australia’s reverse-formality respect culture is fascinating. We don’t even really think about it until we try to communicate or learn about another culture and the rules that are pretty standard for most of the world just feel so wrong. I went to America this one time and I kept automatically thinking that strangers using ‘sir’ and ‘ma’am’ were sassing me. 

Australians could not be trusted with a language with ingrained tiers of formal address. The most formal forms would immediately become synonyms for ‘go fuck yourself’ and if you weren’t using the most informal version possible within three sentences of meeting someone they’d take it to mean you hated them.

[hollowedskin]

100% true.

the difference between “‘scuse me” and “excuse me” is a fistfight

[fozmeadows]

See also: the Australian habit of insulting people by way of showing affection, which other English-speakers also do, but not in a context where deescalating the spoken invective actively increases the degree of offence intended, particularly if you’ve just been affectionately-insulting with someone else.

By which I mean: if you’ve just called your best mate an absolute dickhead, you can’t then call a hated politician something that’s (technically) worse, like a total fuckwit, because that would imply either that you were really insulting your mate or that you like the politician. Instead, you have to use a milder epithet, like bastard, to convey your seething hatred for the second person. But if your opening conversational gambit is slagging someone off, then it’s acceptable to go big (”The PM’s a total cockstain!”) at the outset.

Also note that different modifiers radically change the meaning of particular insults. Case in point: calling someone a fuckin’ cunt is a deadly insult, calling someone a mad cunt is a compliment, and calling someone a fuckin’ mad cunt means you’re literally in awe of them. Because STRAYA. 

[kayloulee]

case in point: the ‘Howard DJs like a mad cunt’ meme.

I recommend this bloody good article by Mark Di Stefano of Buzzfeed Australia about the origin of John Howard’s DJ skills: We Found The Guy Behind Australia’s Greatest Ever Meme.

[lexxicona]

@armoured-escort

AUSTRAILIA WHY

SOMEBODY PLEASE EXPLAIN

ALSO I’M SORRY IF I KEEP TAGGING YOU IN AUSTRAILIAN RELATED SHIT

BUT YOU”RE THE ONLY AUSTRAILIAN I KNOW

AND I MUST VERIFY

[armouredescort]

It’s all true, believe me. I reckon it has something to do with being geographically isolated and having a massive convict background during colonisation. Then you have huge immigration influxes from all over the world, and the fact that we like to shorten names into things like “Dazza”, “Maccas”, and “Shaz.”

Also, when they shout “Fang It!” in Mad Max Fury Road, that is a thing that is regularly shouted in the suburbs.

I don’t know why we evolved our language like this.