Just make-believe, but so in love

shaz. 29. chaotic butch menace. probably patty bouvier's #1 fan.

[messsssmer]

"Whimsy" is truly a wretched term. What maketh thee so carefree?

[fireknightqueelign]

thy mother

[messsssmer]

Art thou for fucking real

[machinesonmute-deactivated20210]

the temptation every time there’s heavy rainfall to just go out on the street and

[vangogh-vanhoe]

[sceptixfakemon]

this heatwave fucking sucks how am I going to serve my liege like this

[destroysoil]

two egyptian fruit bats enjoying a yellow bell pepper

[marxism-transgenderism]

Went to the mandatory Communist Party Penis Inspection and the politburo said my balls are more dialectical than yours. And my penish more materialist too

[amrv-5]

Does anyone know what to do about the temperature and also the prices

[sacred-portal]

[json-derulo]

Whenever they gave us one of those "read through ALL the instructions before you begin!" trick assignments in school where the steps lead you on an increasingly ridiculous goose chase until the final one tells you to just put your name on the paper and turn it in without doing anything else, I was always like, "Okay, but what's the point? Surely the REAL world won't be anything like this." And then I grew up and discovered that not only is the real world often exactly like that, some people won't even read the first line of the instructions even if they make perfect sense. And these people are called "co-workers"

[innerchildabortionclinic]

the reason I casually say charlie kirk's wife had him killed is not necessarily because I believe it, but because nothing stops the right from spouting random conspiracy theories about political enemies, so i'll say whatever the hell I want when one of their idols dies. also it's funny. the entire charlie kirk death is inherently funny. he was in the middle of answering a question related to mass shootings when he died.

[anxietyproblem]

[senatortedcruz]

Happy pride lgbts who’s ready for the same discourse we’ve been litigating for 10+ years to hit the internet?

[pnglove]

[playwrongs]

there's nothing i like more as a computer program than a long period of silent contemplation - not doing anything, not rushing anywhere, just standing here and enjoying this moment with the user. oh, it seems once again he has summoned my beautiful and ruthless wife Task Manager. hello, my darling! what are you doing with that long cruel scimitar

[so-much-for-subtlety]

[geodebiome]

creep 3

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

I got blood inside my phone charging port and now it only works 50% of the time

[thefiresontheheight]

get yellow bile in there next to balance the humors of the phone

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

you. I like the way you think. put on this little outfit I want to make you my royal advisor.

[lifeisablackhole9]

you fuckers thought i forgot about elf practice didn’t you?