feeling peachy

don't expect activity i'm new to this

[peach-offical]

peach (intro post)

hello! i made an offical blog!!! i use he/it :3

uhhh this is my first real gimmick blog i'm just here for fun :3

i was inspired by legends such as @strawberry-offical and @homosexuality-offical (and ofc satan)

peaches are my fav fruit

uhhhhhhh my timezone is usually est (starting on tuesday but rn it's cst)

no set dni but please don't be weird

ok byebye!

-peach 🍑

[strawberry-offical]

im sorry what the FUCK is that new alternative ace flag

its UGLY im sorry

[peach-offical]

the WHAT

[definitely-ao3-offical]

We're no strangers to love~

You know the rules and so do i

[peach-offical]

SAY GOODBYE-

[draculagerard]

Fuck personality tests. Who comes to your mind when I say "Michael"

[oxyisdamoron]

Michael from Man DJ TV

[youngjusticerulez]

Michael Jon Carter.

[runcie149893]

Michael Jackson (this is all my mother’s fault)

[tired-shipper]

Michael Yew

[lightsabersandbluecookies]

Micheal Townsend

[skeletal-spire-man]

Micheal crew

[unsatan-offical]

Micheal wave

[satan-officai]

Micheal Afton

[laciffo-satan]

Michael from supernatural?

[peach-offical]

michael bay

[jeff-offical]

Making an Officalverse Audio show! (Server will go up soon!) Whoooo wants their offical in it?

Tags cause I need peeps >:)

@archangel-raphael-offical @homosexuality-offical @satan-offical @tagging-officals-offical-2 @james-offical @man-offical @woman-offical

[peach-offical]

gasps

[satan-offical]

Becoming an ao3 author means my life is about to get way more interesting

[spotify-offical]

i'm sorry for your life or death situation tomorrow

[peach-offical]

this is true. i started writing and had full body pains all day yesterday

[fay-offical]

Just checked how many hours I have on Stardew valley..

Almost 200 hours. This is all on one farm that I'm currently on year 8 of. Crying.

[burning-britain-official]

That's not that bad

[villain-official]

I have 818 hours on Baldur's Gate 3 and I've had it like. A year or so

[definitely-ao3-offical]

im sorry what????

[peach-offical]

giggles in 1k hours on a hat in time

[the-grim-reaper-offical]

I hope you know Steven actually is like already dead and stuff so I can’t get rid of him so like everyone be nice to Steven

[coffee--spill]

The amount youre mentioning what I thought was a gag character is concerning

[the-grim-reaper-offical]

There are no gag characters. Did. Did we think some of the characters were just like… there??

[coffee--spill]

No I figured after you brought up Steve a second time he was acc gonna be there like permanently but.

I'm not over the fact his name is Steve 💔

[the-grim-reaper-offical]

HIS NAME IS STEVEN MY KEYBOARD JUST DOESNT LIKE TO COOPERATE >:[

[coffee--spill]

Stevens not better 😭

[ashyd-shy]

Mf Steven from frozen

[the-grim-reaper-offical]

SVEN?

[definitely-ao3-offical]

Is Steven a middle class white guy by chance?

[the-grim-reaper-offical]

Steven is neither middle class nor white 🥹

[definitely-ao3-offical]

. . Is he straight?

[peach-offical]

i have so many questions

[queersona]

therapist: cunt dracula is not real and cannot fuck you.

cunt dracula:

[queersona]

[jojo pose] count dracula. [different jojo pose] nice to meet you. [jojo walk cycle] alexa, turn down the music! [the obnoxious music doesn't change volume] mr harker

[virtualgirladvance]

Cuntula

[mysticalalleycat]

[no-one-offical]

Dr Cuntula

[evilpineapple-offical]

ok so hear me out-

Who am I kidding you all agree. Except the lesbians and aros probably

[peach-offical]

this is a hold me BACK

[shoe-offical]

if you don't break in your shoes, i will come for you

[peach-offical]

okay

👞🔨

[peach-offical]

Here’s yours portal

welcome to the officsnailverse

woahhhh!!!!! tytyty :3

[nurse-offical]

fuck it, im coming out the closet

i’m bi

[peach-offical]

and we (yes WE) all cheered!!!!

hell yeah live your life!!!

[peach-offical]

what did i do to deserve this (weird posts are flooding my blog)

[united-states-offical]

i don't know why i do this to myself.

and that is the FIFTH PAGE, IN PT 5 FONT

i also plan to sort it by category

[peach-offical]

am i there? /genq

[definitely-ao3-offical]

Ninety nine percent of yall would be so much better mentally with therapy

[withered-roses-still-live-deact]

what about that remaining 1%

[peach-offical]

chugging diet coke should do the tri

[silly-little-arson-frog-offical]

ever wonder what happens when you h.otskfs hAFDD

Hh

.ll

[peach-offical]

poor thing,,,,,walked right into the electric fence while speaking,,,,,

[dandelion-crayon-offical]

what if all the officalverse blogs are just run by @satan-offical?