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WAT?????
HOW IS THIS ONE FINE?????
Who might this be ๐
This is such an evil way to switch around statistics
Itโs not even a skillful switcherooโฆthat stat is so awful and shameful and disturbingly high it reeks no matter how you say it.
40% is HUGE. That is so many police households. So many.
A D- is not a grade to be proud of.
Yโall, this Moore spokesmanโs stunned silence when Jake Tapper tells him you donโt have to swear on a Bible to join Congress is a-mee-zing.ย
Tapper: You donโt have to swear on a bible, thatโs not actually a law.
Spokesman:
holy shit that question killed him instantly, you could see the life leaving his eyes
Tumblr just lets you post snuff videos huh
GOP dumb as shit
hey if weโre mutualsย feel free to
loot my corpse for valuablesย
You ever think about the fact that Gandalfโs best hobbit buddy was the Old Took & after the Old Took died Gandalf took to befriending his many, many descendants. Does he see Gerontius in Bilbo & Frodo & Merry & Pippin. Does he still miss him. I think about this a lot.
Further to that: he like. Absolutely does see a lot of Belladonna in Bilbo. Thatโs just canon.
Gandalf is there like, I miss my friend. Friendโs essence is now, distributed throughout his many descendants? if I get enough of them together in the same place, maybe I can,,, recreate him
if this is whatโs going through Gandalfโs head, heโs going to heartily regret his decision upon meeting Pippin, who mostly got all the chaotic energy that Gerontius ever possessed
thereโll be a moment where he thinks โah yes, I can see my friend in this oneโ, and then ten minutes later his thoughts will have changed to โmy friend was insane, I remember this nowโ
@bixbiboom
one thing I donโt think people realize is that in arguments about human rights, itโs not about trying to persuade the other party. itโs not about them at all. theyโve already made up their mind.
itโs about persuading the audience.
if I call out my teacher on being homophobic Iโm not trying to change his opinion. Iโm trying to convince any closeted kids in the room that theyโre not the monsters heโs made them out to be.
if I argue with my aunt about how racist sheโs being itโs not because I expect to change her mind. itโs because Iโm hoping to god my cousinโs kids hear and learn that maybe skin color doesnโt mean what she says it means.
people will try to hush you and say โtheyโre not going to change their minds, donโt botherโ but itโs not about them. it was never about them.
REBLOGGED SO HARD!!!!!!!
iโm watching an art theft documentary and theyโre interviewing this art history professor from new york who was asked to go with the fbi to authenticate a rubens that had been stolen but it was a sting operation so they had to pretend like they werenโt the fbi, that they were some private buyer about to pay $3.5 million for it, and the fbi was likeย โthis is a VERY delicate operation because you never know how they will react to what you have to say so let the agent do all of the talking, donโt say a word to anyone just nod if itโs the rubens, the last operation we did the guy in your position got shot because things went wrong in a secondโ and then it cuts to the professorโs interview and he saysย โi wasnโt going to fly down to miami to be a part of an undercover fbi sting operation to handle what could be rubensโs aurora and just NOT say anything. i was gonna have to ad lib a littleโ and then he tells the interviewer that when he & the fbi agent got to the hotel while he was examining the painting he started lecturing the other people, first on how badly they had wrapped it, and then about like how it had been painted, the history of it, what the subject was and what she was doing, etc etc, and he was likeย โi hadnโt taught a class on rubens in 15 years, so for me it was like being back in the classroom except my students couldnโt leaveโย
at one point during the deal the professor turned to the woman selling it and he saidย โisnโt this just the most beautiful rubens youโve ever seen outside of a museum?โ (because the fbi had told him earlier that this piece had been stolen from a museum) and THEN he saidย โwhere on earth did you get it from?โ and the group of people the woman had with her was like taxidermy-fox.png but the woman was likeย โinheritanceโ can you IMAGINE the fbi agent about to have a fucking aneurysm when this random guy youโve brought in just to nod if itโs the right painting not only starts giving an impromptu lecture but then he asks how they got it
When you start dissociating but you have a supporting friend
reblog and make a wish! this was removed from tumbrl due to โviolating one or more of Tumblrโs Community Guidelinesโ, but since my wish came true the first time, Iโm putting it back. :)
OH MY FUCKING GOD, ITโS BACK ON MY DASH.
THIS SHIT WORKS OKAY, I AM DEAD SERIOUS.
The last time I saw this on my dash, I didnโt think it would happen, so jokingly I wished I could go to a fun. concert.
AND GUESS WHAT, I WENT TO A FUCKING FUN. CONCERT.
THIS SHIT WORKS, TRY IT.
YOOOOOOO
I SAW THIS ON MY DASH THE OTHER DAY AND THOUGHT โITS WORTH A TRYโ SO I WISHED I COULD GET A 3DS
LITERALLY LIKE 4 DAYS LATER MY DAD SENT ME A PICTURE OF THE 3DS XL HE BOUGHT FOR ME WHILE I WAS AT SCHOOL
IM STILL FREAKING OUT ABOUT THIS
holy fuck, I didnโt expect this to work, I was like psh, whatever itโs just a quick reblog, but I wished my Dad would actually respond back to me AND HE FUCKING DID A FEW DAYS LATER, I GOT A FUCKING TEXT FROM MY DAD TODAY WHO HASNโT SPOKEN OR RESPONDED TO ME IN MONTHS HOLY FUCK WHAT IS THIS MAGIC IT WORKS.ย
I WANTED TO SEE MY BOYFRIEND AND I DIDNโT THINK IโD GET DAYS OFF BUT THIS WEEKEND IโM HEADING UP THERE??? THIS IS CRAZY SHITย
SO LIKE I JOKINGLY WISHED FOR MY OWN LEN KAGAMINE AND THEN LIKE A WEEK LATER I GOT A LEN NENDOROID??? H ELP
WTF OKAY SO THIS SHOT ACTUALLY WORKS BECAUSE WHEN I WISHED, I HAD WISHED MY CRUSH WOULD LIKE ME BACK AND GUESS WHAT? I HAVE A BOYFRIEND NOW. WHAT THE HELLLLL?????
ok Iโve said this before but IM DOING IT AGAIN THE FIRST TIME I SAW THIS, MY WISH DID COME TRUE SO I REBLOGED AGAIN AND SAID IT IN THE TAGS BUT THEN I WISHED FOR SMTH ELSE AND IT LITERALLY LITERALLY HAPPENED LIKE A COUPLE DAYS LATER WHAT THE HELL SO NOW IM WRITING THIS HERE FOR YOU BC I DONT BELIEVE IN THIS CRAP BUT STILL ITโS AN AWFULLY BIG COINCIDENCE
THE BOY I FELL I LOVE WITH LEFT TO TRAVEL THE OTHER SIDE OF THE WORLD AND HAS BEEN GONE NOW FOR 3 MONTHS. WE HAVENT SPOKEN SINCE BECAUSE I DIDNT WANT TO MAKE HIM FEEL TRAPPED TO ME AND NOT ENJOY HIS TIME SO I WAITED FOR HIM TO CONTACT ME FIRST. I SAW THIS ON A PARTICULARLY LOW DAY WHEN I WAS MISSING HIM SO MUCH I CRIED FROM THE PAIN, GUYS I REALLY LOVE HIM, SO I THOUGHT MEH WHAT THE FUCK, AND WISHED HE WOULD JUST LET ME KNOW HE WAS OKAY.
GUYS.
HE FUCKING CALLED ME 20 MINUTES LATER
20 FUCKNG. MINUTES. LATER.
GOOD THINGS DO HAPPEN. AND ITS IN THIS POST.
I wish for someone to leave something in my ask.
OKAY SO I ASKED FOR A HEDGEHOG AND NOW GUESS WHO HAS A PET HEDGEHOG
I WISHED FOR SNK MERCH THE FIRST TIME.ย I GOT A JACKET.
I WISHED FOR MY GIRLFRIEND THE SECOND TIME.ย I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND.
THIS WORKs I WISHED I WAS MOVING TO NORTH CAROLINA AND GUESS WHAT GUYS IM MOVING TO NC IN AUGUST I PROMISE U IM NOT LYING
guys ok ur probably thinking that this is all just bs right? WELL I THOUGHT SO TOO BUT I WISHED MY CRUSH WOULD CHAT ME AND HE DID AND IM FREAKING OUT not even kidding i swear on my grampas grave this works
I love this it always works for me yey thank u shooting star :โ)
woah the notes letโs hope my wish comes true
ALL ๐๐พ OF ๐๐พ THEM ๐๐พ
This post goes harder than any post has ever gone before.
What
I was expecting some kind of explanation at the bottom and I justโฆ
his poop wifi
elizabeth swan and will turner are actually SO romance in the first movie and not enough people acknowledged this because the early 2000s were the age of the edgelords who only valued jack sparrowโs moral ambiguity and that is the TRUTH
the part where sheโs like โhow many times do i have to tell you to call me elizabethโ and he shyly says โonce more, miss swannโ and once she walks away he gazes adoringly after her and whispers โelizabethโ to himself like heโs unworthy of it
then when heโs patching up the cut on her hand and she flinches and he says โi know, blacksmithโs handsโฆ theyโre roughโ because he thinks thatโs whatโs bothering her HE KNOWS HEโS NOT WORTHY OF HER!!! THATโS THE PINING IโM TALKING ABOUT BINCH!!! I DONโT ACCEPT LESS!!!!
he has like 10 chances to confess his love to her but waits until heโs dressed like this to do it:ย
my man knows 1) the importance of a good outfit when shooting your shot 2) how to ACCESSORIZE. take NOTES.
Thatโs how I would dress if I was gonna confess my undying love to Kiera knightley
We were listening to The Nutcracker on the highway yesterday and this happened. Enjoy the March of the Snowplows