moved blogs

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♡  𝕡𝕖𝕒𝕔𝕙𝕪-𝕚𝕟𝕤𝕖𝕣𝕥𝕤

this blog is run by two mods: josie/jo and arden. you can reach us at @milfluve​​​ and @fatwitchpussy​ respectively 

↠ ᴘʟᴇᴀꜱᴇ ʙᴇ ᴘᴀᴛɪᴇɴᴛ, ᴀꜱ ᴡᴇ ᴀʀᴇ ꜱᴛᴜᴅᴇɴᴛꜱ 

𝗻𝗮𝘃𝗶𝗴𝗮𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻

peachy.r  → ramblings peachy.anon  → responding to anons peachy.answers  → responding to asks peachy.smut  → nsfw content

❥ haikyuu masterlist.

❥ my hero academia masterlist.

❥ resident evil masterlist.

❥ kinktober masterlist.

𝗶𝗻𝗯𝗼𝘅

𝚛𝚎𝚚𝚞𝚎𝚜𝚝𝚜: 0 - open

𝚖𝚊𝚝𝚌𝚑𝚞𝚙𝚜: closed

𝚌𝚞𝚛𝚛𝚎𝚗𝚝𝚕𝚢 𝚠𝚘𝚛𝚔𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚘𝚗: hq awkward sex hcs part 2

𝗺𝗮𝘁𝗰𝗵𝘂𝗽𝘀

⇁ ᴀᴘᴘᴇᴀʀᴀɴᴄᴇ

no longer accepting requests

may request for two fandoms at once. does not include any headcanons or explanation, and can be done by either submitting a photo of yourself (which will be posted unless you request for it to be removed) or by submitting an ask that is a description of your physical appearance, and nothing else

⇁ ʀᴇɢᴜʟᴀʀ

may request for only one fandom at a time. includes three headcanons about the chosen character. please specify your chosen fandom and romantic preference in your ask! multiple asks are encouraged, and we prefer that you tell us about you as a person rather than your appearance as physical descriptions are irrelevant in this type of matchup

⇁ Qᴜɪʀᴋ

no longer accepting requests

𝘄𝗿𝗶𝘁𝗶𝗻𝗴𝘀

⇁ ʜᴇᴀᴅᴄᴀɴᴏɴꜱ

accepting headcanon requests for all fandoms, including: my hero academia, haikyuu, and resident evil. vary in length, requests will be answered in bullet points. may only request for up to three characters at a time. paragraph style headcanons may not be requested and are original works

⇁ ꜱᴄᴇɴᴀʀɪᴏꜱ

only accepting scenario requests for (nothing currently). vary in length, and you may only request for one character. take longer than other requests

𝗻𝗼𝘁𝗲𝘀

↬ we will not write for triggering topics such as rape, suicide, pedophilia, self harm, etc. not even for emergency asks

↬ the old masterlist is no longer functioning. please use the blog’s archive to see our early works

↬ once again writing for bnha!

↬ nsfw friendly

↬ we will delete matchups that do not comply with the rules above

↬ now accepting resident evil requests

[suneeater]

obey me! rp server

you are now officially invited to join the Royal Academy of Diavolo exchange program!

an obey me roleplay server set in an alternate universe, where Diavolo decides to invite more exchange students from both the celestial realm and the human world into his RAD exchange program. the brothers are already well established in the devildom (obey me! shall we date timeline) and the side characters are all present (including Thirteen, Mephistopheles and Raphael!). whose heart will you capture this time?

we’re all very friendly and happy to have you - no worries if you don't have much experience with rps. the mods do and are always happy to help and answer any questions you may have ♥

16+ only

nsfw is allowed, but it is restricted and requires an age check

canon and original characters (make your own exchange student!)

very active members

reblogs appreciated!!

Check out the obey me community on Discord - hang outwith 5 other members and enjoy free voice and text chat.

[peachy-inserts]

hey guys! another reminder that we have moved blogs and are currently active on @suneeater

[suneeater]

the haikyuu guys + their icks

➳ushijima, oikawa, iwaizumi, daichi, asahi, sugawara, hinata, kageyama, semi, bokuto, kenma, kuroo, shirabu, terushima, tsukkishima, tanaka, nishinoya

✎a/n: this is supposed to be silly, we need things to post until we get some requests rolling in and this was fun to write so!

✰warnings: n/a

𝐮𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐣𝐢𝐦𝐚.

he is completely socially unaware and cannot tell when people are flirting with him so he just lets it continue and accidentally leads people on, REGULARLY

𝐨𝐢𝐤𝐚𝐰𝐚.

he still follows instagram models and regularly likes all of their photos. he also responds with "why" when someone asks if he's single instead of just saying no

𝐢𝐰𝐚𝐢𝐳𝐮𝐦𝐢.

he has a man complex. im obsessed with this man but he is rude to strangers in public bc he thinks you'll think it's hot when really he's just embarrassing you. he also manspreads severely.

𝐝𝐚𝐢𝐜𝐡𝐢.

he has a weird amount of back hair which isn't a problem itself because it's just the human body except he tries to shave it by himself so now his back is just weird uneven patches of hair and he insists he doesn't need help. he also mansplains really bad

𝐬𝐮𝐠𝐚𝐰𝐚𝐫𝐚.

gives unprovoked and backhanded compliments all the time for literally no reason, also uses large amounts of your nice soaps

𝐚𝐬𝐚𝐡𝐢.

i genuinely cant think of any icks for him i love him so much he's perfect sorry. his ick is that he cannot make a mistake ever

𝐤𝐚𝐠𝐞𝐲𝐚𝐦𝐚.

he moans like a fucking blobfish. he also always has a tummy ache because he's a grown man who consumes too much dairy, and he gets indigestion and is always BURPING. watches family guy at full volume and cackles at it

𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐚𝐭𝐚.

can only fall asleep if bluey is on

𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐮𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐦𝐚.

he leads you on and then rejects you, then after a few months hits you up again acting like nothing happened

𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐫𝐚𝐛𝐮.

constantly tells people 'actually, that's DR to you'

𝐭𝐬𝐮𝐤𝐤𝐢𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐦𝐚.

he talks down to you like a child sometimes and insists on doing tasks for you not out of the goodness of his heart but because he's convinced you'll do it wrong by his standards

𝐭𝐚𝐧𝐚𝐤𝐚.

he only listens to rap music and thinks you don't know who tupac is. every gift he gets you is stolen from the dollar store

𝐧𝐢𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐨𝐲𝐚.

does the 'he ain't got no money' hold

𝐤𝐮𝐫𝐨𝐨.

he captions all of his instagram posts with emo quotes because it's not a phase, y/n. it could literally be your wedding photos and it would say 'ILL BURN YOUR NAME INTO MY THROAT I'LL BE THE FIRE THAT WILL CATCH YOU' and just ruin everything

𝐛𝐨𝐤𝐮𝐭𝐨.

he has skid marks lol, he at least has no personality icks if that helps. idk this one's pretty bad but at least it can be fixed. he'd sob if you brought it to his attention though

𝐤𝐞𝐧𝐦𝐚.

he does not regularly shower and it's noticeable. he also stockpiles dirty dishes, like deadass never brings them back to the kitchen. he'd also just throw the rest of his food away instead of putting it up because 'he doesn't like leftovers'

𝐬𝐞𝐦𝐢.

throws basement shows at his grandmas house and doesn't stop if there's a fight in the audience

[peachy-inserts]

*peaks in* Hewwo, I saw you were looking for requests for Chris? What about Chris and f!reader having a day off at the beach😏

hi bestie im so sorry i never got to this, i wont be writing it here but if u want to request this again or smth else were active on @suneeater now <3

[suneeater]

new hcs blog <3

hihi !!! opening requests for my hero, haikyuu, and resident evil, send some stuff in :)

[suneeater]

Opening haikyuu and bnha matchups 🤎 we’re doing regular matchups and appearance matchups! for regular, specify a fandom and tell us about yourself (excluding appearance) and we’ll give you a character + 3 bulleted hcs. For appearance just send a pic or a physical description and specify if you want hq, bnha, or both!

[peachy-inserts]

just moved to @suneeater!

[peachy-inserts]

just moved to @suneeater!

[peachy-inserts]

PLS COME BACK WERE TRYINGH OUR BEST this is making me miss quarantine and being a stupid high schooler 

[peachy-inserts]

awkward sex moments 

part one  ♡  part two

✎a/n: the long awaited part two to our most popular post. while this definitely doesn’t come close to the unhinged shit we were coming up with during quarantine, it’s still pretty funny and we had fun coming up with it

✰warnings: nsfw, profanity - this is meant to be awkward, icky sex moments, so there’s some gross and cringeworthy content

➳ushijima, tendou, bokuto, kuroo, kenma, daichi, sugawara, asahi, kageyama, tanaka, nishinoya, oikawa, iwaizumi

ushijima

when you ask him to do dirty talk he obliges, except he’s a little confused and a little heavy handed on the degradation. he is a man of few words and it should probably stay that way, because he told you your roots looked nasty and that you needed to shave

tendou

he has a blood kink, and will bite and scratch to satisfy it. except he has dirty ass nails and after scratching you, it gets infected 

speaking of his dirty ass nails he likes to make you suck on his fingers and you gag because it’s so nasty, but he interprets it as you being aroused and playing with him so he keeps going with it

bokuto

not only does he not wear shower shoes in the locker room but he frequently drops his towel and then uses it to try off anyways, so he’s got like an athletes foot fungal thing happening on his balls

he gets a prostate exam and it opens his eyes to a lot of things, so he comes home and announces that he wants to try anal things. his pants come off and you back down when you see the skid marks and try to think of an excuse that subtly mentions he needs to wipe his ass better

kuroo

fucks you in his childhood bedroom while visiting home. there are posters from his emo phase literally plastered all over the walls and you keep making eye contact with gerard way. he’s also influenced by being home and plays lying is the most fun a girl can have without taking her clothes off while doing it.

you both decide to try a teacher roleplay but he gets really technical about it while you’re trying to get into it and it ends with him info dumping about physics while you’re half naked

kenma

he’s a discord mod and leaves his pc on and fucks you with the monitor in his line of sight so he can still keep an eye on it. his server gets raided and he literally leaps out of bed to sit at the desk with a whole ass erection

daichi

similar to kuroo; you try indulging in some kinks and have him wear his police uniform, except he’s taking everything way too seriously and keeps correcting you. ‘actually, no, why would i arrest you for that?’ and ‘no, i can’t do that, i don’t have the clearance-’

sugawara

falls off the bed being pegged and gets a legitimate injury, bonus points: the strap on gets stuck when he falls and he has to go the er with it in his ass 

asahi

wears socks.

is like, super into titty sucking. you have to buy nursing cream for your nipples bc he leaves them dry, cracked, and in pain

kageyama

he has weird ass moans. like, it sounds like they just escaped from him by complete accident and he makes a face like he’s burping. it sounds like he’s in pain. you know the blobfish sound? that’s how he moans

is now insecure about his moaning and you catch him PRACTICING

has to stop mid-sex because he has a stomach ache from being a grown man that drinks nothing about milk. have fun walking to the kitchen naked to get the tums.

tanaka

he gets really excited about going down on you every time and jumps into it FAST. so he accidentally eats your ass out and ends up with pink eye

in part one we talked about how he reads wattpad fics. so his dirty talk vocbulary comes from wattpad fics. imagine tanaka saying ‘im gonna give you a cummy ache, princess’ and saying ‘cunnie’ 

nishinoya

he literally humps like a DOG and can’t get himself to stop or slow down. he jizzes right in his pants and its a very common occurrence

oikawa

thinks discharge is arousal 

iwaizumi

you’re having shower sex except the water keeps making everything dry and so you just end up feeling like there’s rug burn inside of you and he eventually goes limp

he’s determined to fuck you against the wall except his arm goes tired pretty quickly and he DROPS YOU. it hurts his ego and makes him feel emasculated so after his initial reaction, he refuses to acknowledge it. 

[peachy-inserts]

thinking about the church x terushima prompt i abandoned when we attempted kinktober... might write it fr today

[peachy-inserts]

trying to figure out if u guys just don’t like us anymore, if x readers died off since we were here last, or if tumblr is just dying off 😭

[peachy-inserts]

commitment + todoroki

✎a/n: ugh i got carried away so they might not make a lot of sense srry

✰warnings: none, enjoy

When you know the whole truth of him, his family, and his purpose, and don’t back down. When he spills his gut in an outburst and instead of freezing up you melt with him, teaching him how to take things step by step. He knows he’s committed to you when he brings you to meet his mother, shedding the guilt and humility of his family’s sin and his personal burden and taking a step toward your shared future

Commitment for Shouto is in subtleties with ulterior motives. It’s in the mundane that slips your consciousness, that you never notice until it isn’t there – the cultivated balance of a daily routine that can only be achieved through intimacy and attention to detail. For Shouto, commitment is the future rather than the present. Everything he does for you in the present is to secure your future together, soothing his ever nagging fears of betrayal and restlessness

A committed relationship means he has room to breathe. Show your commitment to him, tell him to unclench his jaw and relax his body. With time, he can learn how to express himself, and when it’s appropriate to do so. He doesn’t know too much about pure commitment, but he lives under the pretense that someday he will have the strength to be weak, vulnerable, and his whole self with someone. When he can share his heartache with you without fear, break down and have help putting all of his pieces back together, he knows he’s found his hope in you

With commitment typically comes anxiety, but Shouto finds himself more at ease than ever. He’s steadfast and confident in every decision he makes, and you are no exception. Knowing he always has someone to fall back on, who accepts his every flaw and admires him as a whole set rather than his flashy pieces makes his days go by easier

He’s a private person when it comes to his relationship. It seems as if the more committed you become, the more protective he himself becomes. Having such an intimate connection with you is something he deeply treasures, and he aims to keep it as such; invasions of your shared privacy will not be tolerated. While he is willing to share that he is committed to you, that is the extent of the information he is willing to give. 

[peachy-inserts]

good evening todoroki, bakugou, and aizawa nation now that season 5 is out who wants to send some stuff in

[peachy-inserts]

haikyuu characters as bath and body scents

✉︎request: hey! do you mind doing a scents for the haikyuu!! boys? i know you already did one but like maybe a bath and body works candle that would match them? (i’m desperate :,) )

✎a/n: this request is actually very very old and no longer in the inbox, but i found this nearly completed in my google docs so i went ahead and revised and finished it; i thought this would be a good way to get back into the groove of things <3

p.s., this is in honor of the semi annual sale, my most favorite time of year

✰warnings: none!

Asahi: cozy cotton

Daichi: white jasmine

Sugawara: rose water and ivy

Ennoshita: mineral and sea salt

Nishinoya: mango mandarin

Oikawa: eucalyptus and spearmint (it literally just smells like axe body spray)

Iwaizumi: blackberry and basil

Yaku: pumpkin pecan waffles

Kuroo: a thousand wishes (bc why tf not)

Bokuto: blueberry sugar pancakes

Akaashi: cucumber melon

Tsukishima: dark kiss

Yachi: strawberry pound cake <3

Tanaka: sweet whiskey

Yamaguchi: honeycrisp apple

[epitome-of-an-openbook]

I feel like this is an unpopular opinion, but more people should read incomplete/unfinished/in-progress fanfics.

I've noticed this huge trend where creators on tiktok and tumblr who will be explaining how to use Archive Of Our Own to new users and they always say "and make sure to scroll down and click completed only" or how people will go out of their way to mention they only read completed fics 'because they were traumatized when they forgot to check the dates and didn't realize this fic hadn't been updated since 2012'.

The thing is - I think by not engaging with and/or actively avoiding writer's WIPs readers are potentially adding to the aggregate of abandoned works. Now this obviously isn't the case for all abandoned fics, anything from major life events, to loss of interest, to getting busy can be a reason for a fic getting abandoned - but at least on some level I just know that writers are quitting while they're ahead when they aren't garnering any response or feedback because reading WIPs has become unpopular. If you're worried about reading something that hasn't been updated since 2012 then you can use the date updated function to sort out old fics.

Anyways, support your favorite fanfic writers by engaging with their WIPs.