Peachy Babcock @peachybabcock - Tumblr Blog

fuck my gay wizard life i’m so used to talking out my ass like a nobleman that at the doctors today i said “is it within your power to prescribe me something like that?” and she LAUGHED AT ME “i like the way you phrased that, yes it’s within my power”

celiavonhinten

hilarioushumorfromouterspace

exigencelost

Tired: Chess game with the grim reaper

Wired: this incredibly high stakes and doubtless riveting game of uno

cahootings

I redownload this app for one day once every maybe two months and unfortunately I’m rewarded every time

ego--x

I -

captainjonnitkessler

Super fucked up that I can’t be a master-level expert in knitting AND woodworking AND silversmithing AND embroidery AND soap making AND spinning AND -

captainjonnitkessler

“Who would ever want to be immortal? Can you imagine the loneliness, knowing that there’s no one else like you, cursed to outlive -” shut up!! Some of us have shit to do and aren’t cowards!!

997

swiminjello

ooo…. lady gagita

flyfella

Favorite post I’m not kidding.

kurgy

wheres seasons greasons

kurgy

its that time of year again

theangriestlittleunicorn

It doesn’t have to be

kurgy

its not optional

owlmylove

the flesh is unwilling and honestly, the spirit isn't too keen on the idea either

virtualtoybox

jesus christ. fine. ill say it. im sleepy. im sleepy, okay? do you know what being sleepy does to a person? to their spirit? i should be pitied.

saturnisfallingdown

girl who wont shut up about how she "loves a man in uniform" but as she keeps talking it becomes clear she's talking about butches in customer service jobs