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@peasantwitch
Hi friends. I still have art in the queue, but due to Tumblr’s ridiculously broken algorithms, Mystery Scribble will have to find a new home and soon. I’m getting flagged for “inappropriate” and “NSFW” art.
I guess I’m in the “adult” art biz now. Apparently jumpsuits are just too sexy.
Can anyone explain to me how any of these could possibly be interpreted as nsfw?
This is my cat, Brigitte.
24 hours after I brought her home, I got a mindblowing job offer. Since I adopted her nine years ago, my life has become an amusement park. She has brought me good luck ever since I took her into my home.
I’m telling you, there’s something about this animal. Good fortune follows her everywhere.
I don’t want to be selfish. I have everything I need and then some. So, I’m sharing her with you.
Reblog Brigitte and you’ll receive fantastic news in the next 24 hours.
And when you do, please remember to help your local SPCA and support them in the difficult work they do for wonder animals like Brigitte. Any donation helps your SPCA, even if it’s just five bucks.
Kitties like Brigitte are counting on you to give back when they bring you good luck.
Thanks, and congratulations on your good news!
we out here spreading those Lucky Cat Vibes™®
this is the only food critic I’ll accept at my restaurant.
@beastlysoul
Feeding your animals (safe) but new-to-them foods is botha great source of enrichment for the and endless hilarity for you. I reccomend green beans because they’re unwieldly for them to eat so its an involved process.
My opinion of beets is vindicated!
Because telling fat people that they are in fact humans that deserve dignity and respect automatically means you’re ~*GLORIFYING OBESITY*~
By the way, don’t dribble on to me saying you worry about a fat person’s ‘health’. That’s just a bullshit excuse to voice your unwanted opinion on a fat person’s body considering you wouldn’t give a single flying fuckadoodle about someone’s health if they were skinny. Besides another person’s health is none of your damned business anyway. Run along now and preach to a choir that actually cares.
I’m going to be honest, so long as you’re not hurting anyone, you can eat soy sauce and milk duds all day long for all I care.
thank you so much for this comic imp.
Reminder: Body image does not equate to actual health.
THISSSSS
Holy shit I snorted my beer out my nose,
I am yelling I landed on a Christian article about Florence & The Machine
this is honestly probably the best review florence welch has ever received
rb if you want to bury your head into florence’s lap and earn a badge of satanic red wings
wow what kind of gay panic
It honestly took a minute for me to figure out this wasnt supposed to be a positive review
Wayback machine has the full article - it’s from 2011, and the whole thing is like that.
The almost entire female population of Generation X, decided to slash off their hair and pick up a guitar and start whining about their feelings. Instantly birthrates in the country dropped as women thought they could do better. Men disgusted by the dirty hippie sluts of their age turned to video games. now the children that we have to day are the little emosexual children that come here and post disgusting little tirades about their favorite emo rockers that dress like women and scream like demons.
A. I've never heard Florence and the Machine but now I need to seek this out. (Don't judge me. My musical taste doesn't often run to anything current so I never encountered this music.)
B. Having read the entire article and some of the comments...I'm not 100% convinced this isn't satire. It's certainly funny, at least to me.
This scares me, but I’m doing it anyway
Do you live in the USA? Are you 18 or over?
Are you planning NOT to vote on November 6, 2018?
I will make you a deal.
If you either:
VOTE
OR
Get REGISTERED to vote, even if it’s too late to vote in 2018
THEN
I will write you a three-sentence fic that is either smutty (smutlet) or gen (bonbon). Here are some examples. I may also write a drabble (a 100-word story).
This is for people who aren’t registered or aren’t planning on voting. This is a reward for doing something you don’t want to do. Vote and I will write a ficlet just for you. Get registered and I will write a ficlet just for you. I know it’s small. I’m hoping it’s enough to make a difference to you.
How does it work? Send me an ask AFTER you have either successfully registered or sent in/submitted your ballot. You can also contact me on Dreamwidth.
The ask should contain:
A character or pairing or threesome and a one-word prompt.
You may also attach one adjective to each character’s name if you wish.
Please note if you are NOT okay with smut. I write a lot of smut, of you don’t want it, please tell me. Otherwise I may or may not write smut.
Examples of prompts you could send:
DBH - Hank/Connor, Wireplay
DBH - Reverse AU!Gavin/Reverse AU!Nines, Butterfly (No smut)
DBH - Markus/Machine!Connor, Tragic
DBH - North/Markus, Femdom
DBH - Connor/Markus/Simon, Truth
DBH - Connor & Sumo, Sunshine (No smut)
DCU - Nightwing/Tim Drake, Denial
DCU - Perennial!Kon-El/Perennial!Tim Drake, Honeymoon
DCU - Kings Among Runaways Jason/KAR Tim, Friends
DCU - Batgirl!Stephanie Brown/Batgirl!Cassandra Cain, Experimentation
DCU - Tim Drake/Kon-El/Bart Allen, Fast
Dresden Files - Marcone/Knight!Dresden, Pollen
Dresden Files - Murphy/Sanya, Swords
Dresden Files - Female!Marcone/Female!Dresden, Overstimulation
Dresden Files - Luccio/Molly, Training
Dresden Files - Michael/Charity, Blacksmith
Venom - Eddie/Venom/Anne/Dan, Sharing
Fandoms: Detroit: Become Human, Pre-New 52 DC Comics (Batfamily and Superfamily), Dresden Files, Venom, or anything I’ve written before (click the Expand Fandoms list). I will write M/M, F/F, M/F. I don’t guarantee smut, I just guarantee not to write it if you ask me not to. Feel free to use any of the sample prompts above if you see something that appeals to you. If two people use the same prompt, I’ll write two different ficlets.
THESE WILL BE SHORT! Probably three sentences or 100 words. If you don’t follow the request rules outlined above, you don’t get a ficlet.
This will work on the honor system. Only you know if you were already planning on voting or not. If this offer makes the difference, send in a prompt, and I will be overjoyed to write for you. :) Seriously, it would make me so happy!
I doubt this will blow up, but I reserve the right to limit this offer to the first hundred or so asks if in case I do get overwhelmed. BUT I will do my very best to fill every ask, even if it takes me until Christmas 2019!
Daredevil coming to fight Thanos
Chris Hemsworth talks reuniting with Tessa Thompson for the new Men in Black film.
Sebastian Stan photographed by Gavin Bond for L'Officiel Russia
I know no one is going to believe me, but I really did look at every single one of these pictures twice because I liked the fashion. If you define fashion differently than I do, that's your problem.😁
I GOT 23 I’M A BIT CREEPED OUT
35… they got me!
I got 18.
I’m 37. I’m also not remotely surprised by the results.
I got 35 but am 28 haha
I got 23 and I’m 27 >.>
35…well that’s creepy considering i’m 32
I got 18. *high fives @spyderqueen*
I got 13. I’m THIRTY.
(I just really like chicken nuggets?)
I got 18. I’m in my mid-50s.
I got 18. I just got my Medicare card. (For the non-USAians that means I'm 65.)
sigh.
This needs more notes ._.
Here I am reblogging this from myself because I think everyone who breathes needs to see it and MAKE IT STOP.
Morning After Pill for HIV
I think that people forget that condoms protect you from more than just pregnancy.
And there is no morning after pill for HIV.
ACTUALLY THERE IS.
It’s called post exposure prophylaxis.
http://www.who.int/hiv/topics/prophylaxis/en/
If you’ve had unprotected sex and are afraid of possibly being at risk for HIV, please go to the emergency room and ask about POST EXPOSURE PROPHYLAXIS.
Works for up to 48 - 72 hours after exposure to HIV.
BOOST!
I wouldn’t need this but this is actually really cool and I’d like to share it in case anyone might need it.
If you see this on your dash REBLOG REBLOG REBLOG!!!! You could save a life
SAVE A LIFE 🔃🔃🔃🔃🔃🔃🔃🔃
There’s a FDA approved daily medication called Truvada, or the PrEP treatment, that is 92-99% effective in preventing the contraction of HIV.
http://men.prepfacts.org/the-questions/
Private insurance and Medicaid cover it. You can also get it for free in a lot of high risk cities like Atlanta, NY, and San Fransisco.
It’s the same cocktail they give to medical professionals who have had contaminated needle sticks/blood splashes from potentially infected blood. Very effective.
BOOST !!!!!
Please boost. You may think you’ll never need it, but you never know what might happen in your life
Signal boost!
PrEP is good to prevent yourself to getting infected with AIDS as it prevents the virus from infecting your cells via three processes it uses to do so. Truvada is also the same medication that patients who already have HIV/AIDS use to suppress the virus already in their system and help return their immune system to normal functions.
The Moose Calf of Pride has appeared on your dash.
Reblog in 10 seconds, or don’t. It’s your dash - do what you like and makes you happy.
Just had a thought for an action hero thing: 30-something woman hero is doing her ass-kicking thing. One day, her boss shows up at her door, and tells her she has to stand down, or there will be consequences. “Honey, it’s not that you’re too old. It’s just the public don’t like to see a woman of your age saving the day. It feels emasculating”.
So woman is stripped of her support team, fellow agents, and is pretty much put on the shelf. She tries to do heroing, but keeps getting cockblocked by younger women or superhero men she used to work alongside.
Just when she’s hitting rock bottom (and sitting in her house wearing pyjamas and eating ice cream), there’s a knock at the door. Judi Dench is standing there, and our heroine assumes it’s a charity collection.
“Oh no, dear,” Dench says, smiling. “We’ve come to recruit you.”
“Recruit me? For what?”
“To do what we do best: save the bloody world.”
And all at once she’s part of a covert ops team made of all the older women who have been retired and who currently are holding the reins of managing the world.
pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaase
I am here for this plan.
Oh, yes.
Of course, a few older women heroes and vigilantes don’t take the offer. Some are too embittered by the rejection they’ve faced and decide to show the world exactly why they’re still to be feared.
Enter Judi Dench’s arch-nemesis, Dame Helen Mirren.
I need this like air
Look - here’s your casting call:
Sigourney Weaver - 67
Pam Grier - 67
Lynda Carter - 65
Linda Hamilton - 60
Angela Basset - 58
Michele Yeoh - 54
Ming-na Wen - 53
Famke Janssen - 52
Halle Berry - 50
Tia Carrere - 50
Carrie-Anne Moss - 49
Lucy Lawless - 49
Lucy Liu - 48
Uma Thurman - 47
Angelina Jolie - 41
Milla Jovovich - 41
Sarah Michelle Gellar - 40
The Recruit:
Jessica Alba - 36
Emily Blunt - 34
I need this to happen!
@gwen-cousland
@somecleverreference, @familyatourcore, @thelulusoldier, @rustingroses
me: I WANT THIS
also me: but wtf, Sarah Michelle Gellar can’t be old enough to be on that team, now I feel old.
A few more:
Lori Petty - 54
Brigitte Nielsen - 54
Charlize Theron - 42
Zoe Saldana - turns 40 this month (June 2018)
Gal Gadot and Scarlet Johansson (both 33) are both old enough to be the intern, but they still have action movies planned. Katee Sackhoff (38) would be just about perfect.
Sigourney Weaver, Ming-Na Wen, Carrie-Ann Moss, Lucy Lawless.
All kicked ass in the MCU on the small screen. Weaver was a villain and now deceased. Lawless a hero and now deceased. Moss is a lawyer who kicks legal as. Ming-Na is just a-fucking-mazing.
I’m re-watching Captain America Civil War and- They told Bucky to kill Tony’s parents without witnesses and he manages to find the probably only forest in the world with a random security camera by the road-side and kills them exactly in front of that security camera while looking right at said security camera when he disables it and also fails to make sure that the tape inside is destroyed how can you screw up so bad?
imagine how many people Hydra had on staff specifically to follow him around, wiping cameras, picking up his 27 discarded weapons, paying off/killing that entire cafe he once strolled into at noon and shot a dude in.
the guy strolled down fuckin Main Street Washington with a grenade launcher, that “ghost story” reputation did not come easy.
I wondered that too - if he does everything like that attack on Fury how is he a fucking ghost-story? Imagine that’s your job like: “Okay, you know how this works. We’re missing a rocket launcher, a mask, three hand-guns, the corpse of the target, two daggers with his finger-prints on them, the Asset’s mask and a helicopter. All of which are somewhere in [whatever city] and have to be retrieved in less than two hours. Go!” “Ermm…boss? There’s another YouTube video.” “He’s a brilliant assassin they said. The best there is they said.” For lack of a better explanation, I’ll attribute it to Bucky’s sub-conscious trying to make shit difficult for them.
*spooky sounds* i am a ghost story
was i even there?
u cant be sure
was that a breeze, or was it me?
u’ll never know…
I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING
I expect the “ghost story” part is, after he’s done a job, he vanishes. Before he’s seen on a job, he doesn’t exist. They can’t track where he stayed two weeks before the job; they can’t figure out where he went after.
And there’s some guy in Archives at the FBI who’s put together all the footage and photos and weapons evidence they have, and after that one thing in ’82, he goes to his manager and says, “I think I know who this is! Look; the weapon style matches this report from ’78 and this other thing from ’73, and I think the prints match this old one from 56, and, look, this photo shows his glove damaged and what’s under it is SILVER, and one of the witness reports in ’67 said he had a metal hand—”
And his boss says, “Arvin, shut the hell up. We are all so damn tired of your ‘immortal ghost assassin’ story. The guy in ’67 was tripping balls; he couldn’t remember how many drugs he was on; he was just sure that LSD and weed were in the mix because he, and I quote, ‘never leaves the house without them.’ If this was the guy from ’67, he’d be at least 50 years old now, and while the pic we got is blurry THAT IS NOT A 50-YEAR-OLD MAN, so just can it, okay? I know you hate flipping through Interpol’s mug shot books, but that’s what you gotta do.”
(And yeah, I think Bucky’s subconscious is fighting hard to get him noticed. But bureaucracy was never Bucky’s thing; he can’t get past the official claim of “if it’s weird, it must not have happened.”)
… Bucky wakes up in Wakanda to a letter from Arvin Schumer, who read the SHIELD reports when Natasha threw them to the world. “Thank you for existing,” it says, “and proving to me, at least, that I was not crazy. Also, the custom Glock you used in the Bentonville bombing is in the FBI warehouse in Kansas City. It’s a beautiful piece, and I think you should request it to be returned, because I hate to see a weapon that well-made neglected. I cleaned it every year when I was the site manager, but I retired three years ago and I fear it will fall into disrepair.”
The amount of joy this post gave me on a Monday morning is almost beyond belief.
AU where Erik Killmonger was brought back to Wakanda and grows up to be T’Challa’s anger translator.
Please, someone write this. The world needs it.
If this doesn't improve your day, I am 99.999% done with you. I'm cutting a little slack for those who don't know anything about Hugh Jackman's latest movie, because I haven't seen it either.
