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[derinthescarletpescatarian]

[the-quasar-hero]

“Rappers only talk about their money, cars, and clothes!”

Why might someone from a group of people that historically have been denied access to wealth, now brag that they have it?

“Rappers only talk about sex!”

Why might someone from a group that have historically been denied sexual autonomy now brag about their sexual escapades on their own terms?

“Rappers only talk about drugs and crime!”

Why might someone from a group that historically have been denied the more legal means to acquire wealth and had drugs forced on their community talk about their experiences with it?

[rushedname112]

Governments are walling off the open internet. We are a global movement opposing restrictions — and building a better internet. The folks f

[noknowshame]

I know we’re all like lawless nonconformists but you really can’t be texting and driving. that’s one of the ones you’ve gotta listen to for real

[inner-muse]

Not even at stoplights!!! I know it’s so so tempting to just glance at your phone when you’re stopped, but there’s actually something called “distraction hangover” where even once you put your phone down, your brain is still processing the interaction and isn’t fully paying attention to the road for up to 30 seconds afterwards. So it’s still really dangerous even if you’re stopped when you look at your phone. If you need to check something on your phone, pull over.

[theperksofbeingahugefuckingcunt]

this especially applies to people with adhd. you know that symptom you may have heard of called “difficulty transitioning between tasks”? you don’t want piloting a ton or two of potential death to be the task you can’t mentally switch back to.

[tall]

[tetitasdelimon]

top 5 horror movies

-having a job

-not having a job

-applying for jobs

-the job market

-the concept of working my whole life

[redstonedust]

my aunt is watching some generic daytime tv talkshow and the hosts are very cheerfully going "yknow this AI thing isnt actually as cool as i thought it was- i keep noticing the google overview getting facts wrong! isnt that weird?" and its very funny watching regular middle aged people finally catch on. we did it lads it took long enough.

[dragon-in-a-fez]

tumblr should add a "what the fuck are you talking about" button alongside reply, like, and reblog. you click the what the fuck are you talking about button when op is on some discourse they brought back from another reality that no one on this earth has ever heard of. and if a post gets more what the fuck are you talking abouts than reblogs op gets muted for 12 hours

[liquidstar]

"only 90s kids remember-" wrong, if you're poor and/or rural enough, old tech and fashion doesn't just disappear when it stops being trendy. We had dial-up until 2012

[mawofthemagnetar]

What do you mean “chat” is now referring to ChatGPT and not twitch chat? What? What? What the fuck? No?

When I address chat I am speaking to a presumed Greek chorus of real human people shitposting on their lunch break, not a machine that devours lakes to covert electricity into slop.

[imjunebitch]

[lassie-farce]

the artemis ii mission reminds me why i love humanity so much. they play pink pony club for the astronauts. they have issues with microsoft outlook. one of the astronauts named a moon crater after his late wife. a jar of nutella just flew by. they make 67 memes because they’re big nerds with huge hearts who say that we look beautiful from there. they call dibs on sleeping arrangements and the mission specialist likes sleeping like a bat. the pilot’s daughter shows her dad off on her social media.

dunno just sometimes helps to think that we can do things like that.

[chamiryokuroi]

MEXICO WIN!!! FUCK AI!!!

[lastoneout]

[theconcealedweapon]

[zmpl]

has anyone noticed that after the porn ban of 2018 tumblr was essentially killed from the mainstream and everyone flocked to other social media sites like twitter and meta. then those sites got enshittified to where twitter became Nazi Central and meta sites had an entire meme around getting “zucced” aka mark zuckerberg himself would ban you for saying a no-no word like fuck. and then the mainstream shifted to tiktok where infamous toddlerspeak sentences like “he got unalived by a pew pew” were born because if you once again say a no-no word like kill or gun or any other word that isn’t corporate i mean kid friendly then the algorithm will bury your post into the ground. and somehow we’ve come full circle and tumblr is now the most bearable social media site because although we can’t have female presenting nipples we can at least talk to each other like adults. has anyone noticed that at all or is it just me and the flaming skull

[sushi1056]

deactivated

So thoroughly nuked that there isn’t even any record of their original blog url

[ivys-garden]

The Forbidden Knowledge

[bisexual-engineer-girl]

not even any notes. I feel like I’ve stumbled upon a plot-advancing skeleton’s notebook

[royals-writings]

something really weird is going on with shapes.inc. “but royal we already knew this!!” no I mean the accounts they’re using.

some of them don’t exist at all. whatever, fine, sure, not uncommon for ads.

but some of them DO exist. there’s one I found called “cupid-rpg” who looks like a hacked abandoned blog; at least to me. their last post was August 19th, 2025 before they began posting shapes.inc ads/content on February 18th of this year(2026).

proof:

so what the hell is going on here?? this was a genuinely normal account. a romantic core aesthetic that mainly reblogged correlating aesthetic posts. they disappeared for months and came back with ai ads.

I don’t know what this is or means. in my head, I’m thinking the account got hacked by or sold to shapes.inc. entirely possible that this person just started doing this, but it feels too manufactured for that.

some of these accounts being used don’t exist, like I already mentioned. theres basic names that I can’t find(azura, mint, Shiloh), but there’s some really specific ones too! there’s one I saw named “billy // N2 RALSEI FAN !!!” but the account.. doesn’t exist.

possibly another hijacked account that the owner of deleted once they realized it had been stolen if that’s what’s going on? or an account made up to seem real? but with what I found on Cupid’s blog and how out of character it seems for them, I really believe these accounts were stolen.

this is not normal. this is not okay.

report every single shapes.inc ad that you see as malicious. all of them. this is deranged that tumblr is letting this go on and take over feeds. it’s insane that there’s evidence these accounts may have been hacked and tumblr is just accepting of this business model.

something is NOT RIGHT here. more than we thought.