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Evie bi, woman, 30s. Masterlist.

[peepawispunk]

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Hi, I'm PeepawIsPunk! I'm F/30s/Bi and have been in fandoms for a long time. I've written for other fandoms, but I've only posted the Pedro characters on Tumblr. My AO3 has the rest.

🌶 = fluffy smut

🌶🌶 = dirty smut

🌶🌶🌶 = filthy smut

I never use y/n, and all my fics are 18+ so if you're a minor please don't interact.

My requests are open, so shoot me an ask!

Interagency Collaboration Series Masterlist (You/Javier Peña/Marcus Pike) - Explicit smut series 🌶🌶🌶

I want this like a cigarette (Can we drag it out and never quit?) - Javier Peña x Reader 🌶🌶

Efflorescence - Javier Peña x You (angst, hurt/comfort)

An Inch Away (From More Than Just Friends) - Mr Ben x You (series) - Updated 04/27

Direct From Renaldo - Renaldo x You 🌶🌶🌶

Linger - Mandalorian/MCU crossover Din Djarin x Darcy Lewis 🌶

Mutually Beneficial - Javi Gutierrez x You (coming soon)

The Last First Date - Javi Gutierrez x You 🌶🌶

Do Your Homework - Javi Gutierrez x You 🌶🌶🌶

(Let's save everyone some time and assume that every smutty Reed fic I write will involve superpowered stretchy shenanigans, k?)

Study Sessions - Reed Richards x You 🌶🌶🌶

Reed Richards sex headcanon - Reed Richards x You 🌶

Heat-Seeking - Reed Richards x You 🌶🌶

Shorts/imagines:

Hear Me Out (Joel BJ headcanon) 🌶🌶🌶

You Can Take It (Joel x Reader) first time, size kink, praise kink, daddy kink 🌶🌶

I Can Take it (Joel x Reader) pegging, praise kink, daddy kink 🌶🌶

Wife Guy Joel Miller 🌶

Ezra when he's trying not to come 🌶

Frankie Imagine 🌶🌶

The Predicament 🌶🌶🌶

Marcus Pike's Secret Kink (Imagine) 🌶

Interagency Collaboration Series Masterlist (You/Javier Peña/Marcus Pike) - Explicit smut series 🌶🌶🌶

Joel or Javi P coded snippet 🌶🌶

Good Morning (Pick your own P character) 🌶

Pedro Character Sex Headcanons 🌶🌶

Part 1

Part 2

Part 3 coming soon

Fuck, Marry Kill - Pedro Edition

Stuck with a Pedro character for a year

Arranged Marriage - Pedro Edition

Road trip with a Pedro Character

[pawpunkao3]

Unhealthy ships in a fandom are a bioindicator. They're like finding caterpillars on your produce. You may not want to consume them---you may even find them disgusting---but if they aren't there at all, you know that stuff is COVERED in toxicity.

[pawpunkao3]

There are some people in the reblogs saying "too many caterpillars are unhealthy too though!" but they are WRONG. You can always remove a caterpillar but you can't wash off pesticide

[oojamaflip-whatchamacallit]

#this is a metaphor for 'you can dldr as many fics as you want but you can't avoid people who come to you to make you feel bad'

[tarragonthedragon]

i just got the "see where your blood has gone!" email from giving blood but it glitched and just showed me my current location. which. theyre not wrong. that is where most of my blood is

[churchofjoemiller]

[rythms-of-synthax-deactivated20]

Quote of the day

[baffledtreesquid]

I’m seeing a lot of people saying this post changed their brain chemistry, and as a neuroscientist I wanted to say yes!!! Yes it does!

Wanting something requires dopamine signaling, but liking something doesn’t.

If you have a mental illness/disorder that affects dopamine, you might feel that you don’t want to do the things that you like. You do still like them. You will appreciate having done them.

Let your likes guide you.

(If you want to read more, here’s one experimental paper about it. https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC5171207/ This theory called the incentive-sensitization theory was originally created to explain behaviors in addiction but can be applied elsewhere as well)

Rewards are both ‘liked’ and ‘wanted’, and those two words seem almost interchangeable. However, the brain circuitry that mediates the psych

[magicratfingers]

[lesbianmarrow]

free use is kind of a funny kink bc it relies on the idea that everybody wants to touch you and have sex with you but what if they don't. what if you tell everybody at the party you're free use but they all ignore you and mind their own business

[tunnaa-unnaa]

taking notes

[peepawispunk]

Pedro found guilty of standing like a Sim again in the Doomsday trailer

[pascalispunkczechia]

You probably remember this photo. It was taken as a prop to look like an old family photo of Javi and his dad back home on their ranch.

At this point, I’m starting to believe it never existed digitally and the only version we’ll ever have is this tiny, blurry one… BUT THAT’S NOT EVEN THE PART THAT BROKE ME. BECAUSE:

I’ve seen this scene approximately one billion times. In the show. In screencaps. In edits. In GIFs. And somehow, I never noticed that the photo is RIGHT THERE behind Javier in his office !!!!!

And the way he keeps it there is so painfully Javier. It isn’t properly framed. It isn’t sitting on his desk where he can look at it all day.

He just casually tucked it into the corner of the official presidential portrait behind him. Like he wants a piece of home nearby without making a big deal out of it.

He doesn’t need to keep it directly in front of him. Maybe looking at home all day would only make him miss it more.

But he still wants it there. Close enough to know he has it. Right behind him.

I’M FINE. THIS IS FINE.

And because the photo is behind him instead of facing him on his desk, everyone who walks into his office can see it. For someone as private as Javier, that feels strangely personal. He’s quietly letting people see this tiny piece of his life outside the DEA. His dad. His home. Their ranch…

Maybe everyone else noticed this years ago.

But somehow, after three years and more Narcos rewatches than I could ever count, I’m only seeing it now. And yes, I feel slightly embarrassed.

BUT I’M ALSO SO EMOTIONAL ABOUT IT. Javier Peña keeps a photo with his dad in his office.

That’s it. That’s the post. I need a moment 😭

[clownboybebop]

*street shot of zohran mamdani clad in nasty lil suit and hard hat* five months ago i was elected mayor of new york city. in that time, we have managed to COMPLETELY defeat the Staten Island Minotaur at no additional cost to the new york taxpayer

[whitepeopletwitter]

[kalesrebellion]

So funny story actually. One of my friends was hooking up with this girl, they were friends with benefits. She needed a date for some work party so he agreed to go with her. Turns out her dad owns like 3 dental practices and she worked as the business manager for one of them.

Anyway my friend had some not so nice teeth and during dinner the father of his fwb was like “you work where you work, you sleep with him and his teeth look like that? Get him an appointment.”and then bounced. So his fwb made him an appointment at the practice she managed and my friend ended up needing like 3k worth of dental work and his friend with benefits just gave it to him for free.

So that is the story of how my friend not only got sex, but dental out of the friends with benefits deal.

[helloitsbees]

[neonshroudedgraves]

Discord planned to introduce age verification worldwide – and it's about to go live. | Tuta

Popular chat platform Discord plans to roll out age checks globally starting in or after June 2026, opting people into teens settings by def

[dragonmarquise]

Discord is supposedly saying this is going to affect "only 10% of users", but I really don't believe them at all. It's always going to be way worse and affect more people than what they claim.

So in case anyone needs it:

This browser-based tool can fool facial age checks using 3D avatars

After Discord announced plans to require age verification for all users, a free, HTML-based tool emerged that aims to bypass facial scans on

[landmineblogging]

poly shipping is so much fun. you can take any ship & just throw another guy in there for a new flavor & dynamic. you can just throw another guy in there. just throw another guy in there. throw another guy in there. throw another guy in there. throw another guy in there

[thesassycat]

You can only reblog this today.

[askjennaflorida]

I missed my chance last year. Not gonna let it happen again

[rebel-held]

[musings-from-mars]

"can you lock tf in" babes i have adhd i am locked tf out with the keys inside

[mayflowersinapril]

If looks could kill... (+bonus)

[yearningoverfictionalmen]

Hudson: “What’s always been something that’s frustrated me, not even with like other men, but also just there’s a lot of taboos around exploring physical intimacy with people you admire and love without people, especially in Western culture, being like, ‘Oh, they’re fucking, they’re doing this.’ I just was always frustrated by these kinds of notions. Especially with Connor, who I love dearly, it was something I was always kind of adamant that no matter what people think or want to infer, I’m always going to just physically express my love. I feel like if you’re still biased or jaded or uncomfortable with expressing physical love for people in 2025, you got to f*ing, just, you know, get over yourself.”

via Sirius XM

[eastofshane]

shane as snoopy (pt. 1)

"Yeah, I've seen a lot of just me next to Snoopy. I don't know if Snoopy comes first or me but I'll do something and then they'll show Snoopy doing that exact thing. I'm like did you create that or am I just Snoopy. I love Snoopy."