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might make fanarts 20

[imsorrybruce]

Ma'am your clinic was JUST getting robbed by armed men who said they would "have fun" with your pregnant sick patient. What do you want him to do, talk to them? You already tried!

[prapaiwife]

Nah, cause Charile made sure to remove any scent any traces of any alpha on, babe!!

[romemok]

Pit Babe ☆ 02.02

Possessive hands

[shieldofiron]

Eddie: F-from the video g- I mean ok!

[i-suggest-scumplane]

Ok quick disciple era Scumplane idea! I swear it’s actually quick this time

Shang Qinghua catches Shen Jiu stealing burn medicine and bandages from Qian Cao in the dead of night while trying to do the exact same thing and just goes

“Did you get burned?” And Shen Jiu is so confused as to why he’s not being yelled at and beat up for stealing that he just replies “no?” And Shang Qinghua is like

“Oh. You got the wrong medicine then. Can I get past you, I need some disinfectant,”

And Shen Jiu just sort of nods and moves to the side, watching as Shang Qinghua grabs a jar of oil and a roll of bandages.

“I know this place pretty well so if you tell me what you need I can probably find it pretty easily,” finally Shen Jiu asks why he’s not reporting him to someone and Shang Qinghua’s like

“Does it look like I’m supposed to be here, cause I’m definitely not. You don’t tell and I won’t tell.”

They then have a cute moment bandaging their wounds together and become best friends and eventually lovers

[emed-itai]

[disgracefulthings]

I love it in fics when there is no Shen Yuan, but Airplane is there anyway. Most of the time he's not even playing an important role, he's just hanging out as a background character like-

Liu Qingge: Wait, Shen Qingqiu was a slave?!?!

Qi Qingqi: And he's not a pervert?!?!

Wei Qingwei: I can't believe we all made these assumptions

Shang Qinghua: Wow, how crazy, he's not what he seems, who could've guessed, anyway can we get back to the budget, this is what the meeting was supposed to be about

And honestly, I think there should be more scumplane interactions

Shen Qingqiu: If you known the rumors were fake, then why do you avoid me?

Shang Qinghua: Because you're terrifying????

Shen Qingqiu: Finally, someone who respects me in the way I've always wanted

[uhzzurago]

크악

[ominousdog]

So like, Qinghua has pretty open access to Mobei-Jun.

(Love that one post about sqh manhandling mbj and mbj just being all limp and obedient.)

But i was thinking, who else would Mbj trust as a taste tester? Im sure he has them, but thats still his fokd going through a lot of people's hands. So who else can he trust but the hamster? Also, SQH is always busy and forgets to eat. So win win, Sqh has to take a few bites of food and Mbj knows its safe to eat.

Years of this later, they're in like some important buisness style meeting. Qinghua is pacing around giving his report. There are demon lords all around. Mobei-Jun refuses to eat despite everyone else doing so. Qinghua is not thinking about anything except explaining the benefits of trade routes where you don't eat the traders. So as he walks by he casually steals a bite from MBJ's bowl. Then keeps walking. The nobels are HORRIFIED staring in shock while Mbj is pleased and immediately starts to eat.

[glitchclock]

Peak Lord meeting

Yue Qingyuan: How about we switch our current piping system to lead pipes- they're much more malleable and sealed. It'd be a great investment.

Shang Qinghua, who barely passed science but does remember some stuff: Hmmm how about we don't.

Out on a mission

Qi Qingqi: And when did he begin to take a turn for the worse

Tearful wife: around the time his doctor prescribed him medicine for his illness

Shang Qinghua, squinting at the label on the bottle: does that say arsenic

Shang Qinghua, sidling up to Mu Qingfang: hey how attached are you to the use of mercury as a treatment for constipation.

[redninjaaaaa]

trying to remember how to draw with this baddie

[chitinart]

My favorite “only survived the plot because no one could replace their administrative skills” characters

[red-garden]

Y’know I bet among demons Mobei Jun had a reputation of being a legendary romantic. All of the overtures he makes to his human are some public, so loud. He’s like demon Gomez Adams. On the other hand the demons see Shang Qinghua as the icy beauty, as capable as he is cruel. He ignores every gesture, plays at being pathetic to put their king off. He even plays with their king’s heart, stealing him away only for him to come back unmarried and without child.

[naiad-r]

Crossover that lets me make my favorites good friends.

[lovebillyhargrove]

*downs it with beer* never better

Steve (to himself) : i hate the feelings he's stirring in me

[redstonedust]

love characters who are like "this is how the world works. this is how it has to be (because if i'm wrong i have to face what i've done // if i'm wrong i have to face whats been done to me) "

[tlbodine]

This trait is much more endearing in fiction than in my mother.

[sunderwight]

Shen Yuan, realizing he doesn't have the faintest idea what Airplane's real name is/was: hey so what were you called back in our "hometown"?

Shang Qinghua, abruptly nervous: uh, well, I mean does it matter? You know my handle anyway so why is it important?

Shen Yuan: I don't know. aren't you curious about my name?

Shang Qinghua, profusely sweating: nah not really bro, the past is the past, it's probably better to just leave it where it is

Shen Yuan: I guess that makes sense... how philosophical of you.

Shang Qinghua, still hoping he can take the fact that his name was "Luo Binghe" to the grave: yeah man I mean it was a whole other life. I'm not even sure I remember anymore.