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Character Commission Price Sheet!

> I accept payment in installments

> If you purchase a lower-tier commission and decide you want it fleshed out later, I subtract the price of the extant commission from the later one

> I accept NSFW commissions, with the caviat of refusing to portray anything illegal

> I accept non-character commissions; contact me for information

#art #digitalart #artist #digital painting #concept artist #commissions open #illustrator #ttrpg art #will draw for money #give me your blorbos #your fursonas #your ocs #help me pay my bills #please

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memes

#gale dekarios #gale dekarios sexy #gale bg #bg3 #bg3 screenshots #my screenshots #bloomweave #bg3 memes #gale x tav #self-insert tiefling #me-fling #feyri #archfey warlock

saylofwaterdeep

Gale was still entombed when I killed the Phase Spider Matriarch...and not at all concerned about it. What a trooper.

"ALWAYS a delight to speak with you. Even right at this inopportune moment. What can I do for you? I'll get right to it as soon as my hands are available to do so."

calluna-dekarios-dellamorte

My favorite book is currently free!

It's a gothic horror dark romance!

Hurry and go grab it!

pencil-urchin

FREE BOOK 📣

GO GET YOUR FREE BOOK 📣

MY FAVORITE BOOK IS CURRENTLY FREE 📣

#free books #raisetheblood #nenia Campbell #gothic literature #dark romance

jonah-fagnus

people really just walk into horror movies and expect them not to deal with uncomfortable things despite the genre being dedicated to discomfort.

i saw so many people complain that lisa frankenstein, a movie where one of the leads is famously a rotting corpse, was too gross for them. when i walked out of nosferatu, i heard people say that the nudity was uncalled for... in a vampire film. nudity? in MY gothic horror?! unheard of!

a LOT of people really need to accept that maybe some genres just aren't to their taste, idk. not every movie needs to be cookie-cutter clean. sexuality is a staple of gothic horror, if not the wider genre horror in General. you don't need to enjoy it, but it doesn't make these things uncalled for.

onemillionwordsofcrap

Lowkey fascinated (positive) with your turn of phrase here. "Loadbearing taboo." I am rotating it in my mind

marlowethebard

I wonder if this is consistent outside of the US or if it's just Americans and our bizarre obsession with the American Dream and the idea that everything is meant for us.

strongermonster

little kids make me laugh. i was at a party yesterday and a kid was there and she noticed that i have a long straight cut along the length of my thumb and asked about it, so i told her it was a cat scratch, almost healed, didn't hurt. and then she was sorta staring and touching it for a bit and went "you had bone surgery. because there were termites in your bones."

so i played along and went "oh man, i hope they got em all!" and she went "no. they put in more." lmao

strongermonster

swordsbardkat

"The crown of Karsus has occupied my every thought since we learned of it. If we can seize it and use it... the possibilities are endless."

pencil-urchin

Gale, bb, you can have the Crown. You can have anything you want. I'm not saying no to that face.

socialistexan

Btw, this is how conservatives keep getting to claim that trans people are a new thing no one has ever heard, because our history and existences have continually been erased or obscured systematically through out history.

The most famous example was 92 years when the Nazis raided the library of the Institut für Sexualwissenschaft, the medical practice where the term transsexual was first coined and the first gender affirming surgery was performed in in 1931.

What did the Nazis do after raiding the library on May 6th, 1933? You may be familiar with these images

It is happening again.

pencil-urchin

JFC get me out of here

auroraesmeraldarose

Inside me there are two wolves. One wants to be healthier and stronger and eat less junk. The other is on their period and in pain and miserable and wants to consume an entire chocolate fudge cake.

peachalie

fuckingtitsmann-deactivated2017

SNUGGLES GET YOUR HEAD IN THE FUCKING GAME

mostlycatsmostly

The 2024 Kitten Bowl will be on at 12 p.m. ET on the Great American Family Channel (via Fubo)

But forever Snuggles

mostlycatsmostly

Same info for 2025 but rebranded as The Great American Rescue Bowl.

And forever Snuggles.

ruinedchildhood

yespolkadotkitty

librafolie

Important information for writers who aren’t British but like to try to sound British in their British-y fanfiction

ineffectualdemon

“You need tea” - you are having, or just had, a medical emergency. This tea will have like 3 sugars and milk in no matter how you normally take your tea.

When I gave birth they kept bringing me cups of very sweet tea until I drank one

Even when covered in blood and being stitched up

factorialrabbits

“Do you want some tea?” I’ve something to say and I’m nervous about it

the-haiku-bot

“Do you want some tea?”

I’ve something to say and I’m

nervous about it

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

shower-thoughts-last-responder

“I’ll put the kettle on.” Iy has been the longest, hardest, and most physically/emotionally draining day of our lives, tea is non-negotiable.

poikaboo

{ID - tweet from @/nickocdw reads: British Tea Translator

“Cup of tea?” Welcoming a guest. “Tea?” I find this situation awkward. “Spot of tea?” A foreign guest has activated Hyper-English, Mary Poppins mode. “Pot of tea?” Trying to impress in-laws. “I’ll make some tea.” There has been complete devastation.

END ID}

dunkthebiscuit

“I’ll just put the kettle on, shall I?” = I will leave the room so you can dry your eyes / put yourself together / hide the sex toys / dispose of the body.

disabledunitypunk

I am begging the FDA to require that companies CANNOT just put "spices" as an ingredient but have to label the spices.

"Spices" can mean "this has some oregano and black pepper in it" or it can mean "this has cumin cayenne and paprika and if you eat this you will be sick in bed in pain for a week" for me.

Seriously, this is an allergy issue and a huge oversight on the part of corporations.

Require detailed labeling of spices used in packaged foods NOW.

yeahokayillreblogthat

Yeah okay, I'll reblog that!

autism-official

I don't even have food allergies and I get annoyed when the ingredients list is vague

autism-official

And stereotypical people are just like "why are you worried about it" like wtf is in this what do you mean spice

pencil-urchin

I need that shit labeled because if anything is lactose or seafood, or has been processed in a facility that processes those things, I'm in danger.

My 6th grade teacher: "Medieval monks ate bread and water."

Me in 6th grade: "Oh God, what a terrible existence."

Me, age 36, standing in my kitchen at 4am drinking a glass of water and eating a pretzel roll: "bread and water, hell yeah."

#sixth grade #what a time to be alive #back in the 1900s

waterdeepwhiskey

So I've been let go from my job yesterday, in the interim of looking for work I'll be opening my VP, GIF and Art commissions later on today. Any help is appreciated

❤️🥃

calluna-dekarios-dellamorte

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