I Am The Crocodile Man

they/them • erratic weather system • 25 @mylavenderdreaming

[girlfleeshouse]

Longing.

[netmors]

It's a poor prize to take back to the Shire. One day it'll grow, and every time I'll look at it I'll remember. The good, the bad...And how lucky I am that I made it home.

Two two cards dedicated to The Hobbit and The Lord of the Rings for fandom merch movement in Zinidea

[homunculus-argument]

Hey you all know about that fungus that possesses ants to make them climb on the tip of grass blades in hopes of getting eaten by a cow, so that the fungus can continue its life cycle in the cow's guts? Because I think that's the kind of thing that's wrong with cave divers.

We don't know what's down there. We don't know what's gotten into their heads that makes them so determined to physically, personally go down there to find out. But I wouldn't entirely dismiss the possibility that whatever has gotten into them is very invested in getting eaten by whatever is down there.

[argentinasexogay]

"if tumblr dies you can find me on bluesky" "if tumblr dies you can find me on Instagram" if tumblr dies you cannot find me. It's over. I'm free.

[pusheen]

[le-velo-pour-dru]

[Image ID: A gif of Pusheen sitting on top of some flan on a plate. As the flan bounces up and down, so does Pusheen. They are against a light purple background, with white sparkles getting bigger and smaller above Pusheen's head. /end ID]

[batbetbitbotbut]

"likes mean nothing on tumblr" you're sending me a little heart. that's not nothing it's your heart. look here's one for you <3

[lindenattic]

house is a girl you have to take care of her

[lindenattic]

the house. a house. your house. building. residence. abode. not that faggot from the tv show

[gaaaaaay]

They should invent a not being exhausted

[neenarchive]

really hilarious and unsexy when hetero romantasy authors refer to love interests as males and females. you sound like david attenborough narrating a special documentary on two turtles humping in the mud

[rasputiathegreat-deactivated202]

pspspsps (me calling you into bed for cuddles)

[caats]

[maemaybe]

Life is still hard but I'm stubbornly filling it with things that make me happy.

[homoidiotic]

ameircans talking about red note like they have never spoken to anyone from another country ever about anything

[shieldmaideneowyn]

the fanfiction in my head is soooo good wish you guys could see this

[gloomyraincloud-deactivated2022]

welcome to my blog im annoying

[yourlilbrunette]

new love languages:

“let’s figure it out together”

remembering small details

“do you want me to pick you up?”

being comfortably weird together

“i can make time”

being guided through crowds

“do you want to talk about it?”

replies to each text, not just one

“have you eaten?”

asking for your opinion 

“can i get you anything?”

heart to heart talks

“this made me think of you”

[what-even-is-thiss]

As an adult you must cultivate the skill of “Gross! Oh, well. Not my business.”

[what-even-is-thiss]

Applies to everything from BDSM parties to your sister’s godawful interior design choices to weird bachelor pad meals eaten over a sink.

Gross! Oh, well. Not my business.