alone at a table for two

tappin the skins. playin the shit. killin these bitches.

[johnnyjoestarrelatable]

this is typical from alabama but the fucking wording of this lmfao

[eroscestlavie]

I had to look at this pic of Chris hemsworth so now all of u do too

[yung-starbucks-deactivated20210]

Wow you so fine

[rob-walks-deactivated20210614]

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[buffysummers]

Julie Andrews in Mary Poppins (1964) dir. Robert Stevenson

[fuckthisbloganditscurses]

Happiness Will Come To You.

[12goblins]

when tho

[fuckthisbloganditscurses]

When You Least Expect It. Probably Late March

[wizardshark]

reblog for happiness to come for you in late march!

[zigxortega]

[zac--efren]

I reblogged this last year and I hung out with blink-182 backstage on March 30. Reblogging again because it worked the first time.

[scientiablr]

honestly, last year one of the best days of my life happened in late March

[samwwise]

in case you were wondering why brooklyn nine-nine has won two emmys and two golden globes

[corvuscricket-deactivated202411]

Friends take notes

[ender-w-deactivated20190416]

Do it pussy

[corvuscricket-deactivated202411]

[prokopetz]

Today’s aesthetic: photos of lurking animals that one wouldn’t reasonably expect to be capable of lurking.

[maydaykoigo]

Proof needed

[prokopetz]

[yeah-yeah-beebiss-1]

[jakemorph]

someone edit this pic to be dr phil levitting the bottle wit his mind powers

[3ology]

[harryandcarrison]

Carrie Fisher, Mark Hamill, and Harrison Ford going over The Empire Strikes Back script.

[coolnessgraphed]

[runawaysunday]

[jones-friend]

Wax museum but one of the dudes is real and they don’t tell you who

[catchymemes]

[excellentbitch]

isn’t that the neck tattoo guy

[excellentbitch]

[caribetidalwave-deactivated2019]

This guy needs to slow down 😂😂😂

[tybalt-you-saucy-boi]

THAT’S WHERE I RECOGNIZED HIM FROM

[silverstrike]

But how could you leave out this masterpiece???

[missilia-amorii]

oh fuck thats the goth moth guy

[back-that-sass-up]

i keep reblogging different versions of this post because of the additions

[sovietnam]

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

COME ON MICKEY D’S LET’S GET SICKENING

[racingbarakarts]

I used to have geese so here’s a tip for everyone:

If a goose is attacking you, don’t run. No matter what, stand your ground. They can fly but when they’re mad, they don’t usually try to fly. Hold your hands in front of you, ready to grasp. When the goose gets close, grab it by the neck bit closest to the head and squeeze. Not tight enough to choke the goose, but tight enough so they can’t break free. You can hold them until they calm down or just do the next step right away. The next step is literally just to chuck them as far as possible and run for your life. It makes the goose know you’re in charge and you have a better chance of getting away. Trust me I’ve done this so many times that I’ve lost count

[myblogisnotinteresting]

I can’t tell if this is a shitpost or actual advice. But I do know geese are the fucking worst.

[racingbarakarts]

Actual advice! Just yeet a goose

[61below]

Yeet the geese

[shikuuz-deactivated20200407]

he angery

[anotherdragonsfan]

[doxxthesetits]

How could u guys forget….