Badam

wow wasnt this a long haitus

[ms-rob0t]

Arthur Morgan being confused by people (and animals) around him for 48seconds.

[peppermintvista]

yeah so like i abandoned this for years and coming back and reminiscing on my teen years was quite fun

[peppermintvista]

god i love mozzarella

[eyeplague-del-deactivated202007]

The internet is unsafe for children

[eyeplague-del-deactivated202007]

If you’re 15 or under and you’re making nsfw jokes on the regular, you need to step back and realize that is not normal, that is not a good example of productive internet usage

[eyeplague-del-deactivated202007]

If you’re 16 and you have a “kink list” there is something wrong with how the internet has affected you. Take a step back and assess yourself

[brunchcorpse]

lmao go back and tell that to my 2015 self

[prostheticknowledge]

Dildo Generator

Online 3D experiment by Ikaros Kappler which is described as a “Extrusion/Revolution Generator” ….

Created with three.js, you can alter the bezier curves and angle of the form, and is designed with 3D printing in mind (models can be exported and saved, as well as calculated weight in silicone).

Try it out for yourself (if you wish) here

[johnnystompanado-deactivated201]

the time is now

[susaine-mcswiney-deactivated201]

hell yeah

[defibrinationsyndrome]

ah yes, the ol rolling pin dilda

[spiffymuffin]

[caterjunes]

it’s called the purple ramjet

[jolys]

which end do you start with? the answer is yours to decide

[grillmasterxbbq]

shove a vase up your ass

[lord-kitschener]

not even jesus could save yall motherfuckers’ souls

[fan-troll]

i call it the matterhorn

[poultrymancy]

cackling just continues to get louder as I scroll through

[darklightescape]

i think this is the first time an internet community has discovered something customizable and adamantly refused to make penises

[weemstar]

Reblogging for the matterhorn

[whitepeopletwitter]

[bluedew12]

Now everyone on Tumblr has access to a tiny gif of Maui dancing back and forth while slapping his pecs. I feel like I’ve created something stupid yet wonderful, so…

what can I say

except

you’re welcome

[bluedew12]

And thanks to link-sharing on Discord, you can now have an even smaller version of him.

[bluedew12]

ʸᵒᵘ'ʳᵉ ʷᵉᶫᶜᵒᵐᵉ

[gunmax-no]

These are all the same size on mobile, the quality just goes down exponentially which somehow makes it even better.

[ms-rob0t]

Arthur Morgan being confused by people (and animals) around him for 48seconds.

[cryptic-prey]

me: *shows my friend a picture of a possum in a hat, expecting delight*

my friend: ew!

me:

[lesbianskunkrat]

show us the possum 

[cryptic-prey]

[keterkid]

People who are younger than you but taller

[gondor-calls-for-aid]

People who are younger than you but better than you at something

[emeraldembers]

People who are younger than you

[discipleofpuck]

People

[gentlepanpirate]

Being turned into a llama

[stabilizedinsanity]

A LLAMA?! HE’S SUPPOSED TO BE DEAD!!!

[nemusou-blog]

yeah… weird

[221turtlesinthetardis]

Five asexuals are playing cards.

One starts to explain the rules: 

I’d say no cheating, but there are already five aces at the table.

[wetfag-deactivated20170404]

just a reminder that apparently anybody who isn’t ace cheats

[exemplarybehaviour]

this literally says the aces are cheating…………. because… you can’t have five aces in a deck………….it’s the Opposite of the second comment…

[lostoldplanet]

Reading comprehension on this site is piss-poor

[mystrothedefender]

How dare you say aces piss on the poor

[desnaa]

Yellow keeping an eye out for Steven and making sure Jasper wouldn’t hurt him added 1000 years to my lifespan

[krinsyn]

Ratchet and Drift! Practicing various colors/environments ^_~ Lines by @dailydurian, colors by me. Thanks for sharing!!

day stars uh oh

[rayinberkeley]

These exchanges between a bigot named Brendan Sullivan, and a heroic troll named Robert Graves, will be the best thing you read all day, I promise.

[pyojhoon]

happy birthday leader ・ﾟ: *✧

[cuteautumn]

TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN!!!

[incorrectdmmd]

Dramatical Spongebob