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verseno

#eugene

fuckblast

Penn and Teller Bodyswap AU (Dark!Teller, Bad Ending, Major Character Death)

killrockstar

ok i have one most likely to join a sex car crash cult

gerard

ray

frank

mike.

Remaining time: 9 hours 20 minutes

fuckblast

If the music thing didn't work out that would've organically happened to Frank iero anyways

#is this a rant reference...?

555-rent-a-bat

A HOT NEW BOMBSHELL HAS ENTERED THE VILLA!!!!

["No she was talking shit about me. ME!? Like do you even know who I am!? Unbelievable...]

drchucktingle

glorious impossibly special you

imagine billions of years of crashing planets and amoebas turnin into fish turnin into you and each choice your great great grandparents made then BANG theres GLORIOUS IMPOSSIBLY SPECIAL YOU. can you FATHOM that entities art being anything less then ten out of ten five stars? ridiculous. its perfect

bubbleteavangelist

toasthaste

according to An Immense World, apparently giant squid eyes are, like, UNREASONABLY large, even for something their size living at those depths. the next largest eyes on earth, blue whale eyes, are less than half the size, and swordfish, who live at similar depths as giant squid and have the largest eyes of any fish, have eyes that could fit inside a giant squid's pupil.

eyes hit serious diminishing returns wrt resource costs vs vision quality as they get bigger, so the question became: what the FUCK do giant (and colossal) squid need to see so badly that they couldn't see with swordfish-sized eyes that's justifying that massive energy cost? that nothing else in the deep ocean needs to see so fucking badly??

turns out the one strength eyes that big really have over much smaller eyes is: seeing large glowing objects in water deeper than 500 meters from an appreciable distance.

sperm whales are the primary predator of giant squid. sperm whales don't glow. BUT! water that deep is full of bioluminescent creatures-- these creatures light up when bumped into. something a sperm whale's size is continuously bumping into those critters, it's just surrounded by a glowing field all the time when it's swimming at those depths, visible from a distance-- if you have the right eyes-- as a massive glowing shape. so basically the only reason to have eyes the size of soccer balls is if you live in the deep ocean and your life depends on having a heads up when a hungry sperm whale lurking around

and also I gotta say, the imagery... the huge lurking threat betrayed only by the ambiguous glowing shape of its movements through the water, is really evocative, if spooky deep-sea games aren't already using that to make things extremely ominous then they should really start

kiefbowl

the most important virtues for the young woman are as follows: time theft, selfishness, orgasms, irreverence to authority, sacrilegious behavior, a questioning mind, and eating regular meals.

letsknightinarmour

valentinerosse

Reminder to myself that Zim is still a trained soldier so I have free pass to draw him a bit bulky (is that the word?)

["Perfect Nothing" — Invader Zim AU]

#zimzimzim

valentinerosse

⌕ Prescription templat|

⏲ How to obtain medicine without doctor appointment

⏲ Human with no appetite and sensitive stomach

⏲ Human with high body tempeture

⏲ Human with constant vomiting

["Perfect Nothing" — Invader Zim AU]: Healing Arc

#zimzimzim

killadelphia

source

fanciernessa

my boyfriend let me post this 🌝 after a lot of prying because he thought ppl would find it cringe and he didn’t wanna be judged. but it’s in the name after all. cringefest.

ik it’s not realistic they’d probably start dying from the smoke but it’s tough as hell….making out and shit..so romantic..

#zimzimzim