Yeet

22 | she/her | lesbian | writer | cos graduate | cashier

[jse-egopocalypse]

spell your username without using the letters in your name

mine is ptipi

[tempibunxo]

Uncon-doub-b-spc

[lmaolma-deactivated20210718]

Rtstregret

[zombie-qu33n]

zombi-qu

[perfect-is-obsolete]

pfc-is-sl

[kermakatti]

Here I go musically shitposting again

[homunculus-argument]

are you fucking kidding me this is a banger

[allelitewrestling]

Reblogging again because you can get this song for pay what you want and I never knew how much I needed this

[tenderlesbian-deactivated201807]

no matter many cute, sparkly words you put into your argument to try and prove butches have some sort of privilege for being masculine/unfeminine, it doesn’t change the fact that you are essentially implying women who choose not to perform the violent, harmful, and exhausting demands of femininity somehow magically possess male privilege now and should be punished for that. you are punishing women for not performing femininity. just like misogynistic men, conservatives, and homophobes do on the regular. you are no different than them! no matter how much you like to think you are! you just found a new, Progressive Looking way to punish women for not conforming to harmful societal expectations. which groups you claim to hate have been doing for decades

[pochowek]

I dont even need the “binky fucks my mom now” edit the originals are so much funnier

[theblueteletubby]

scrolled through the tags and saw that a lot of people weren’t blessed enough to see the edits

here it is, in all its Glory

[perfect-is-obsolete]

I, like, REALLY want to make a Tinder rn but I REALLY should not be seeking out relationships ://///

[valtsv]

everyone in fantasy novels is horny on main for elves and it’s honestly a travesty like why the hell would you want to marry an elf you’ll just spend the rest of your days growing old in the woods with a bunch of immortal bastards whose heads are so far up their asses they think singing week-long ballads is prime entertainment and say shit like “thou” and “beseech” unironically y'all should be hooking up with dwarves who 1. actually know how to throw the fuck down and let loose at a party 2. will literally shower you in diamond dust and gold they mined and crafted with their bare hands and 3. can sling you over their shoulder like a sack of potatoes with their huge muscular arms developed from hours of said mining and crafting. there’s literally no contest.

[mioxenoblade]

Banks don’t belong at pride. Corporations don’t belong at pride. Cops don’t belong and pride. Fascists don’t belong at pride. The forces that have abused us, oppressed us, have murdered our brothers and sisters do not get to take part in pride.

[assdownloader]

“don’t support nestle!” shouts the liberal on the computer made from parts manufactured at foxconn

consumer activism is a lie, see you in hell or in communism

[marxvx-deactivated20170329]

lmao try boycotting a brand in monopoly capitalism

[toloveviceforitself]

This. This is a large part of what “there’s no ethical consumption under late capitalism” means. On top of everything else, when the same company owns both the product you’re boycotting *and* the “organic, free range, fair trade, no prison labor” version of that product, your choice is literally meaningless. Even before you factor in the strong possibility that those labels are lies, you’re still just choosing one prong of a two prong marketing strategy meant to capture 100% of the market. Your objections to their cheaper, less ethical brand are being used to wring more money out of you, money that all goes to the same place. Your morality is being used to exploit you, and they still win.

[sabertoothwalrus]

I feel like this also address the double standard when people want to boycott shopping at - for example - Hobby Lobby, but don’t want to boycott brands that benefit from having their products in Hobby Lobby stores.

You really want to boycott Hobby Lobby? You’ll also need to boycott Crayola, Scotch tape, Elmer’s glue, Pentel, Copic markers, and the list goes on.

Like it’s already been said, there’s no ethical consumption under late capitalism. If you need cheap art supplies, just go and get stuff when it’s on sale or use the 40% off coupon!!! I work there and I get an extra 15% off, which is helpful since I’m an art major. There’s not any 100% guilt-free options in capitalism, so at least just save money where you can.

[ao3tagoftheday]

Just a quick reminder to y'all:

[kimicocoa-deactivated20201225]

Just so happened to have this pic… so yeah…

[ao3tagoftheday]

Fake News

[r1ddl3-m3-th15]

those are tortoises, not turtles!

[ao3tagoftheday]

I’m glad my followers see through the lies of the fake media.

[perfect-is-obsolete]

ALL TORTOISES ARE TURTLE, BUT NOT ALL TURTLES ARE TORTOISES.

[stupidnoobofficial]

PSA

theres a new product by verzion called “hum” that allows your parents to track your car and places you go, if your parents are controlling like mine please check under your steering wheel to make sure that they havent installed this

[selfcarereminders]

here is what it looks like installed:

you can read more about it here, and here- this excerpt sums up what information Hum will send: 

“a car’s owner will be able to get notified on their phone when the vehicle leaves a pre-determined area or drives faster than a set speed… [Hum] will enable location tracking and a driving log, which measures travel times, engine idle times, and average speeds.” 

[misangremellama]

People in abusive relationships, please check your cars.

[misangremellama]

DO NOT TRY TO UNPLUG IT BY YOURSELF!

[tassiekitty]

To add to this nightmare, I’ve just heard of a thing called ForceField where people get to monitor and block internet sites that you’re going on if they don’t approve.

It tells the user what sites/apps you’re going on, for how long you’re on them, and WHERE YOU ARE ON AN UPDATING MAP.

So you know if you’re in an abusive household and use sites like tumblr to escape and talk to friends, you could be cut off from that.

They say “it’s not spyware” but it sure sounds controlling and creepy to me.

[lazygeckoknightintraining]

signalboost

[harpuiaa]

God. Fuck. That’s scary.

[everywitchway-deactivated201905]

Life 360 is another tracker. My parents have used it on me, not allowing me to delete it from my phone, and sometimes even demanding selfies to prove I was where the map said. (As if I’d go anywhere without my phone)

[beerune]

SpectorPro is another one. Afaik it can’t track location, but it takes screenshots roughly every 20sec to allow the installer to watch a video of your computer activity. It also tracks all keystrokes, so passwords aren’t safe, and records any website you visit + the duration. It’s incredibly creepy and a huge violation of privacy, and was one of the cornerstones of my abuse as a kid.

[sugarseros-deactivated20221026]

even if you’re not in an abusive relationship/family, please spread this because you might have just saved someone’s life

[dehydratedllama]

Oh God, My mother made me get Life 360

As if I’m not an adult :/

[threetimesthedawn-blog]

Anonymously message me (3) things you want to know about me.

[meangirlnurse]

Fronch fry.

[perfect-is-obsolete]

Tis I

The fronchiest fry.

[perfect-is-obsolete]

Local butch got a grill

Pics if assembly to follow

[perfect-is-obsolete]

SO ready to grill chicken tomorrow!

[closet-keys]

You know all those posts about ways to make it easier to tell your mean inner voice to shut up? Like “imagine they’re an annoying kid on x-box” or “imagine they’re trump” or “give them an annoying name” etc.

If those things work for you don’t read on. If they don’t, though, and telling them to shut up doesn’t make your self criticism go away, it just makes it challenge you and spiral further into upsetting thoughts—

I really recommend looking into Internal Family Systems therapy.

Instead of being about shutting up your inner critical voice, you listen to it and figure out what part of you is saying that and why, and then you address the root causes of those fears and insecurities

For example, say you have the thought “ugh I look disgusting today” and telling that voice to shut up might make it just fire back with “I’m repulsive, I’m worthless, I should die” and get progressively more extreme and negative

An IFS model might identify that voice as a Part that sees your physical body as an objectified signifier of your worth. You can then address the Part and ask “who taught you that?” or “what are you afraid will happen if you like your body? Did someone hurt you for your body? Do you think if you hurt yourself first they won’t have reason to hurt you? Maybe you trying to hurt yourself is actually you wanting to protect yourself from a greater harm from someone else. Maybe you just want to be safe. That’s okay, you deserve to feel safe. And I have other ways to feel safe now besides self harm, I’ve learned new things to do. Let’s do those.”

Then you’ve made that part feel addressed so it settles down and let’s you take care of it instead of getting louder and more defensive and agitated. So the voice in your head will stop being cruel and find healthier ways to address its fears.

And of course, this is really a strategy for you to confront the fears beneath your self hatred and accept and work through them instead of trying to suppress them with more anger and self hatred at having those fears in the first place.

[perfect-is-obsolete]

Local butch got a grill

Pics if assembly to follow

[thatautisticadhdfeel]

Me attempting to function like a neurotypical:

During the day:

Me: I need to do this and this and this and this.

Executive dysfunction: That’s not happening.

During the night:

Me: I need to go to sleep within the next half hour so I can get up by this time and still get eight hours of sleep.

Executive dysfunction: That’s not happening.

[perfect-is-obsolete]

Oh my god the sleep one has been me the past few days. "I need to go to bed but my hand keeps scrolling and I can't make it stop."

[checkoutmycode]

[hiraethica-deactivated20210526]

I’m crying 😂😂😂😂