Idk man, I just work here

an adult, they/them

[taumoebros]

a growing understanding —

bonus:

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[goodieprocter]

I’ve been enjoying @fieldbears’ fic When Is A Seed Not A Seed so much that I had to draw Simon goofy on pain meds

(Inspired by Markiplier’s vocal tics if you couldn’t tell)

(None of those eridians are meant to be Rocky, Simon’s just calling them rocks)

[ladywarlock03]

Grace wearing Eridian Jewelry 💫

(if you find inconsistencies in this, no you don't 🫵🏻)

[dogboybruisebait]

A local bar is doing like a puppy girl/cat girl rave type thing and they have plastered all over it “not a kink event, this is not pet play” and I’m like are u fucking kidding me…

[xenasaur]

this event is pet serious

[deadgravity]

Simon, hey Simon, Simon wake up, Simon, hey, what the FUDGE does that mean?

[kittyote]

when youre aromantic you still get dead wife flashbacks but its just about that really fucking good sandwich you ate last week

[uququ]

after a couple hours chopping dried sea urchins into tiny pieces with a razor blade you start referring to the razor blade as yourself in your thoughts. a little while afterwards you'll inevitably think something along the lines of "i'm getting a bit dull, i'm going to have to throw myself out & get myself a new self" at which point your internal monologue has pretty much returned to baseline

[life-of-jauxro]

[strawberrybubblegumdoll]

All the hello kitty girlz together ❤️🩷🤍

[8syntheticanimal8]

[squeebo]

Guess those 4 years in space didn’t do them so good

[starrose17]

Grace in the book is so grumpy and demanding at times its hilarious, to the point where he ALMOST has a backbone occasionally with talking back to people. Even talking back to Stratt. Film Grace not so much, film Grace somehow got hit with both the slutty and pathetic beam. How one can be slutty and pathetic at the same time I dont know but Ryan Gosling sure pulls it off.

[starglowy]

[makaira-art]

“I don’t know Rocky, what else was I supposed to say?”

Quote from Avatar: The Last Airbender

[tsarina-anadyomene]

i kind of hate it when they cast the same 10 superstars who are in literally everything in a movie. celebrity-sickness

[tsarina-anadyomene]

not every movie needs to be an ensemble cast of timothee chalamet, zendaya, tom holland, robert pattinson, and anya taylor-joy

[quasi-normalcy]

The strongest guy in the Magnus Archives is that one guy who was so obsessed with his dog that he just walked right out of the Spiral because it was her dinnertime

[discopiranha]

This is one of my favorite episodes. Fears can't hurt you if you're chill enough. The guy who walked in a spiral for four hours and then just left because he remembered he had somewhere to be is, to me, the avatar of the entities' fear

[strangehorse]

strongest people in the magnus archives:

guy who kept the coffin of the buried in his living room and used it as a coffee table

walked out of the spiral because his dog needed dinner

the plumber who was so inattentive that the stranger put on a whole spectacle for him and he straight-up missed it all

the guy whose primary concern with the evil taxidermists was whether or not they were money laundering (they weren't)

[ace-scientist]

AND he didn’t even realize evil taxidermy was at play for the longest time because he came in like “I love and respect autistic people, of course I’m not judging eye contact”

[wizardarchetypes]

we CANNOT forget the woman that was actively being swallowed by the buried and when there was nothing she could possibly do she lied down on the ground and accepted her fate so thoroughly and with such calm that it had to barf her back up.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

And if my memory is correct she KEPT TAKING THE UNDERGROUND TO WORK

[oddarette]

Made a lava lamp of my favorite movie ever. I have been utterly obsessed with the backrooms for years.

[apjvff]

If you don’t let go of your prejudices and past grudges, your heart won’t blossom. 2013 is coming, let’s make a change. We only have one planet so let’s show each other some kindness.

[crowboy-bebop]

2013 is coming… let’s show each other some kindness…