Idk man, I just work here

an adult, they/them

[tranthony]

grout white shark

[fishing-princess]

For thousands of years humanity has selectively bred chickens to have larger breasts and to have to lay eggs constantly. We did it to get more meat and per chicken, but from the perspective of the domesticated chickens they’re sorta living in a very specific fetish scenario

[aliceoverzero]

The first tags I see on this are absolutely inspired. Incredible pervert lesbian website.

[ubercharge]

after i finished this i paused and thought i don't have the heart to eat these women. but maybe you do. if you're hungry

[gigglybumbug]

randomly getting intensely interested in some bullshit like

[taumoebros]

a growing understanding —

bonus:

[PREVIOUS PART]

[TABLE OF CONTENTS]

[goodieprocter]

I’ve been enjoying @fieldbears’ fic When Is A Seed Not A Seed so much that I had to draw Simon goofy on pain meds

(Inspired by Markiplier’s vocal tics if you couldn’t tell)

(None of those eridians are meant to be Rocky, Simon’s just calling them rocks)

[ladywarlock03]

Grace wearing Eridian Jewelry 💫

(if you find inconsistencies in this, no you don't 🫵🏻)

[dogboybruisebait]

A local bar is doing like a puppy girl/cat girl rave type thing and they have plastered all over it “not a kink event, this is not pet play” and I’m like are u fucking kidding me…

[xenasaur]

this event is pet serious

[deadgravity]

Simon, hey Simon, Simon wake up, Simon, hey, what the FUDGE does that mean?

[kittyote]

when youre aromantic you still get dead wife flashbacks but its just about that really fucking good sandwich you ate last week

[uququ]

after a couple hours chopping dried sea urchins into tiny pieces with a razor blade you start referring to the razor blade as yourself in your thoughts. a little while afterwards you'll inevitably think something along the lines of "i'm getting a bit dull, i'm going to have to throw myself out & get myself a new self" at which point your internal monologue has pretty much returned to baseline

[life-of-jauxro]

[strawberrybubblegumdoll]

All the hello kitty girlz together ❤️🩷🤍

[8syntheticanimal8]

[squeebo]

Guess those 4 years in space didn’t do them so good

[starrose17]

Grace in the book is so grumpy and demanding at times its hilarious, to the point where he ALMOST has a backbone occasionally with talking back to people. Even talking back to Stratt. Film Grace not so much, film Grace somehow got hit with both the slutty and pathetic beam. How one can be slutty and pathetic at the same time I dont know but Ryan Gosling sure pulls it off.

[starglowy]

[makaira-art]

“I don’t know Rocky, what else was I supposed to say?”

Quote from Avatar: The Last Airbender

[tsarina-anadyomene]

i kind of hate it when they cast the same 10 superstars who are in literally everything in a movie. celebrity-sickness

[tsarina-anadyomene]

not every movie needs to be an ensemble cast of timothee chalamet, zendaya, tom holland, robert pattinson, and anya taylor-joy