An ace (bi)rate who ain't interested in booty

I'm 27, use she/her pronouns, and I'm a dysfunctional gay. 

[perpetually-tired-and-anxious]

I don’t know how many of you on this website will see this, but I hope a good chunk of you do. And if you’ve heard about the Roe v Wade overturn, I hope you’re furious.

There is a website up, MothersDayStrike.com, that I recommend you go look at. There is a strike being set up from May 8th through the 14th. Bottom line is: don’t participate in capitalism during this week. Do your shopping beforehand, don’t go out to restaurants, if you can take a week off of work, do it.

Of course, if you need to spend money or work during the week, don’t feel bad about it. Just spend as little as you can.

The goal is to hit them where it hurts. In their precious, money filled pockets. Please check out the website and spread the news everywhere. The more people who participate, the more impact we have.

[gendernihilistanarchocommunist]

Incredibly fucking crucial information for Americans where period tracking digitally is concerned: DELETE YOUR DATA, DELETE YOUR ACCOUNT AND DELETE YOUR APPS

[perpetually-tired-and-anxious]

I don’t know how many of you on this website will see this, but I hope a good chunk of you do. And if you’ve heard about the Roe v Wade overturn, I hope you’re furious.

There is a website up, MothersDayStrike.com, that I recommend you go look at. There is a strike being set up from May 8th through the 14th. Bottom line is: don’t participate in capitalism during this week. Do your shopping beforehand, don’t go out to restaurants, if you can take a week off of work, do it.

Of course, if you need to spend money or work during the week, don’t feel bad about it. Just spend as little as you can.

The goal is to hit them where it hurts. In their precious, money filled pockets. Please check out the website and spread the news everywhere. The more people who participate, the more impact we have.

[perpetually-tired-and-anxious]

I don’t know how many of you on this website will see this, but I hope a good chunk of you do. And if you’ve heard about the Roe v Wade overturn, I hope you’re furious.

There is a website up, MothersDayStrike.com, that I recommend you go look at. There is a strike being set up from May 8th through the 14th. Bottom line is: don’t participate in capitalism during this week. Do your shopping beforehand, don’t go out to restaurants, if you can take a week off of work, do it.

Of course, if you need to spend money or work during the week, don’t feel bad about it. Just spend as little as you can.

The goal is to hit them where it hurts. In their precious, money filled pockets. Please check out the website and spread the news everywhere. The more people who participate, the more impact we have.

[tlirsgender]

Remember when atla made a point to show that the average fire nation citizen Isn't Evil and the poor in particular were actually harmed by their government which they had no power over? I like that. More people should know that's how the real world works I think

[tlirsgender]

Avatar had more nuanced takes on war and like, how countries work in general than most people who are allowed to vote

[tlirsgender]

Remember when atla explicitly stated that fire nation citizens are fed propaganda from birth and that's not their fault AND SIMULTANEOUSLY It's Still Bad but it's possible to learn and grow and fight back against fascism. That was cool

[somecutething]

[comradekatara]

a concept: zuko waiting tables at the jasmine dragon as a well-deserved break from firelord duties, but he does not understand how he keeps getting recognized!!! he’s wearing green and everything!!! it’s inexplicable!!!

[comradekatara]

zuko: hi what can I get for you today?

extremely bemused customer: um...... aren’t you the firelord???

zuko: you know, I get that a lot. I think it’s the nose

[tophagentofchaos]

After a while it’s just

Zuko, without skipping a beat: No, his scar’s on the other side.

[sweetsnakeart]

Danger noodle! Usually I don’t do requests, but this time was an exception, I love snakes :“D The amazing person, who came up with the idea is @nervouseclipseroadtaco <3 Ball pythons are absolutely adorable! :3

[sweetsnakeart]

Danger noodle! Usually I don’t do requests, but this time was an exception, I love snakes :“D The amazing person, who came up with the idea is @nervouseclipseroadtaco <3 Ball pythons are absolutely adorable! :3

[ctnctnctnctnctn]

so my family went to the tulip fields and my little sister didn’t have a good time at all

[bbanditt]

WHY IS THAT ONE FUCKING TULIP A DIFFERENT COLOR I WOULD BE UPSET TOO

[sanjista]

it is the chosen one

[greywardenlisa]

it must be the main character in the anime

[charlesoberonn-deactivated20150]

It got funnier when I realized just how many tulips are in this picture.

[guardgenie]

“In a world where tulips were yellow, one dared to be different…”

[slightly-fanatic]

Every spring this picture comes back around and every spring I crack up

[al-the-stuff-i-like]

at first you just see the row of tulips in the foreground, and it’s funny

then you see the rows stretching back for yards and yards, and it’s even funnier

[ctnctnctnctnctn]

Heyo so I’m throwing a big ol party after quarantine if this hits 1 mill so uh if anyone’s out there pls help embarrass my sister even more 7 years later

[feminismandmedia]

So people are making different videos for you to use in uncomfortable situations!

The majority of the Uber ones mention in some way that they have your location on. Some you would pretend are messages someone left on your phone. Some have a script for you to follow along to on screen! Some are specific to who are calling you!

[malikep]

here's the link for these

[feminismandmedia]

Many can be found under the hashtag "uber" and many suggest watching them beforehand and having a few prepared. Some of them might need to be rehearsed a little.

[m--ood-deactivated20181217]

Otter teaches human how to pet him.

[ultimate-fandom-freak-blog]

Words cannot describe the inhuman noise i made, help me

[yinqors-deactivated20141206]

[nesft-deactivated20180108]

#CROW NO

Crow: CROW YES!

[notcuddles]

It’s actually impossible to measure how many fucks a corvid give because there is no device sensitive enough to register such a tiny amount.

[pardonmewhileipanic]

science/animal side of tumblr… explain to me the birb thing

[red3blog]

Tail Pulling is a behavior noted in many corvids. The practical application is to create a distraction that will allow the birb to make off with the target’s food. Imagine being in the lunch room and a large fellow has a Twinkie you covet. You can’t just take it from him because he’ll defend his Twinkie. But if you thwap him on the back of his neck and then dash around to snag the Twinkie while he investigates, you stand a decent chance of enjoying spongey goodness. This is basically that in birb form.

Except corvids don’t only do this as a distraction. Sometimes they seem to just being doing it to mess with other animals/birbs. But to use my lunch room analogy, there are times you might thwap someone sneakily on the back of the neck just for amusement. Primates exhibit behavior that appears to be just be annoying other animals for amusement. Given how intelligent crows are, its not unlikely that this is a manifestation of an innate desire to just fuck with someone else for the fun of it. Such as this from the link above:

[pardonmewhileipanic]

THANK YOU FOR THE BIRB KNOWLEDGE

[whitmerule]

BECAUSE IT IS FUN

[queenbloo-blog]

This speaks to me on a molecular level.

[askfordoodles]

birbs just wanna have fun

[huntersonthewingarchive]

Sorry to hijack a little, but to put it bluntly, corvids are also pretty BALSY. They are more than prepared to harass other huge birds of prey which could deal them a lot of damage. There’s plenty of cases of corvids ‘riding’ other birds as well. It’s often to harass the larger bird out of the area, but as @red3blog said, they quite often (in layman’s terms) enjoy fucking shit up for fun.

‘Where the hell is the seatbelt on this thing?’

I mean they deserve a medal for having such huge bird balls imo

Literally no fucks are given by corvids. Ever.

[daniels-ramblings]

@neurodivergent-crow

[neurodivergent-crow]

I haven’t seen this post in ages but it’s my fave corvid post.

[thespectacularspider-girl]

Intelligence is rooted in how much of a dick you can knowingly be.

[thegoldensoundtwice]

@raphcrow

[jcamcript-deactivated20200414]

Strange and massive objects plow near the moon, captured on amateur film from Quebec, Canada. (26.03.2020).

[pocketphoenix]

Aliens for April…… why not

[state-issued-boyfriend]

Bro please be nice aliens, like, please

[inkythealien]

[dilf-patton-deactivated20220806]

WOAHHH that’s so cool!!!

[relevantbubble]

Me expecting a joke video and waiting to see what hilarious item flys by on camera:

Me seeing what actually happens:

[beardedzombietech-deactivated20]

Reblogging again for the “April Aliens” part

[angrybell]

Why not?

[alaska-man-wyoming-land-deactiv]

Sorry dudes, it’s the Kaguya Cadillac science mission

[latining]

catching that mission on camera by accident is just as cool as aliens.

[hawkeyetoo]

“I was looking at the moon and I accidentally captured footage of a once in a lifetime lunar mission that’s mapping the surface of the moon a quarter of a million miles away…” Now THAT’S COOL!

[anais-ninja-bitch]

wild

[thenatsdorf]

2019 Fashion year in review. (via @rover_thecat)

[pricklylegs-deactivated20250727]

That mouse necklace! 

[ottermatopoeia]

[star-anise]

That is a cat with a LOT of affection for the person holding the camera

[whitepeopletwitter]

[reynaisalesbian]

one thing that NEVER fails to crack me up about the lightning thief is how everyone is like oh haha percy is so SLOW on the uptake, but it’s ABSOLUTELY not his fault nobody explains SHIT to him lol

[reynaisalesbian]

percy: hi mr brunner

chiron: oh that’s not my name actually

percy: um okay. does mr d stand for something?

dionysus: names are powerful things. you don’t just go around using them for no reason.

[reynaisalesbian]

percy: can someone tell me what the hell is going on

chiron: did ur mom not tell u anything?

percy’s mom: *is now dead, had been keeping secrets because it was dangerous to tell him which chiron should KNOW because HE DID THE SAME THING

[reynaisalesbian]

*percy sees the oracle* what’s up there?

chiron: not a single living thing

[reynaisalesbian]

luke: you’ll be in cabin eleven until you get claimed.

percy: how long will that take?

*nobody answers*

[reynaisalesbian]

and the ALL TIME WINNER:

annabeth: Monsters don’t die, Percy. They can be killed. But they don’t die.

[reynaisalesbian]

percy thru the entire first half of the lightning thief: