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rosettyller

PROJECT HAIL MARY (2026)

i-am-the-oyster

rambrandt-the-painter

im going scaly mode

rambrandt-the-painter

hhnnngggghnggg HNNGGGGNGNNGGG AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! *transforms into this*

rambrandt-the-painter

say no more

the backrooms are simply not as scary conceptually if there is Something In Them

toastyglow

the whole reason why they're so unnerving is BECAUSE there's nothing in them!! because they're unrelentingly liminal and lonely and uncomforting. there shouldn't be a monster guy in there chasing you. you should glimpse other humans (?) from a distance but they walk away before you can close the gap and then they're gone. things should run away from YOU. do u get it

toastyglow

"and there was a MONSTERowooowwohhhh" the monster is isolation and banal beige sameness and uncanny valley architecture. you fool. you rube. you're putting a hat on a hat and the second hat is not only unnecessary but it ruins the first hat!!!!!!! "there's a monster in there" great so now it's just another place for a monster to be. ridiculous

philcollinsenjoyer

i think i'd be checking my phone in the cuck chair to be honest

wordfather

do you fuck with my unwritten story

wordfather

do you fuck with the weird guy i made

athenaeumpolytheurgy

I like my own posts, because I'm the coolest person ever. Don't fact check that, because it's true

hometoursandotherstuff

lakemojave

You know that whatever character did those problematic things isn't like. Real, right?

lakemojave

You are aware that a fictional character is just a rhetorical construct designed to fulfill a narrative/thematic purpose right? That their actions are written by an author who wants to use them to explore complex ideas and moral gray areas within the safe confines of fiction right? That they aren't a real person who has killed real people right?