An Actual Walnut

My humor had gone so downhill that I will laugh for a solid minute if someone said egg with no context

[algorithmsoflatecapitalism]

[lkxwv-deactivated20221011]

Howdy!

[feazelblahg]

I’ve never seen a shit-eating grin performed by anything without a mouth before

[sonreiv]

@katsuyamiverse Week Day 1 -  birthdays / surprises

two things Katsuki took pride in since they were kids: being the first to wish Yami a happy birthday,   and showing up under his balcony without notice so they’d hang out. Moving to the dorms won’t take the magic away.

[moghedien]

I was stealing some lady’s nirnroot last night and saw a goat kill a man

[nerevar-shid-and-fard]

i take it back, skyrim is a good game actually

[corporatelobotomy]

miles morales: the truth is,, anyone can wear the mask — Anyone can be spiderman

me, shovelling popcorn into my mouth with tears in my eyes:

[huffleclod]

[dragon-in-a-fez]

sorry what

[dragon-in-a-fez]

[capricorn-0mnikorn]

That header photo doesn’t do the dragon justice. (For shame!). Here’s NASA’s own photo:

(Source [Because NASA is funded by taxpayer money, all their images are public domain, BTW])

[arch-tempered-yian-garuga]

THE TIME HAS COME

[bioluminosity]

he is here 

[radhakawaii]

Reblogging for THE ART HOLY SHIT

[pipis-envy]

Calling a canon bisexual woman a lesbian becuase she has a female love interest or is in a wlw relationship is bisexual erasure and biphobic!!!!

[pipis-envy]

Same thing goes for bisexual men and mlm relationships!!!!!

[pipis-envy]

REBLOG THIS VERSION TOO YOU COWARDS

[tiktoks-we-like]

[catscenter]

[lymphonodge2]

just gobling

[quillusquillus]

low budget creature effects

[slowspinningredemption]

zoom

[emilyisobsessed]

my dog took a bullet for me

[imthevideogameboy]

THE SWIVEL OF THAT BUTT THO

[rehfan]

Not all heroes wear capes

[cykes101]

[juzavoices]

Visit Original Link

[new-clown-in-town]

I’M IN HYSTERICS

[thenimbus-deactivated20200907]

text-to-audio reenactment posts like this are the absolute best part of this site.

[caffeinepatches]

I won’t let you go…

Another Klance angst with different style again. 

[zagreus]

if you c*nsor anything in a post you are l*gally required to put all of the omitted v*wels at the end as a footn*te

*eeoo

[doctress]

Okay th*n. *f you’r* sure about th*s. 

Old Macd*nald had a farm.  

*eieio

[zagreus]

i’m going to shatter you like glass

[heikala]

Process of Witch’s Hut

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Music was composed by video game and film composer @rycamus http://www.ryancamus.com

[darillium-night]

Update from the man himself

[holdtightposts]

The Porn Guy aka The Nice Guy aka The Canadian side of Pornhub aka SFW Pornhub’s REAL NAME is Ryan Creamer. No joke, that is legit his real name.

Also this.

Which led him to this.

Bless this man.

[j0jin-deactivated20210309]

[theweirdwideweb]