One Nice Bug Per Day
Xuebing Du
@theartofmadeline
$LAYYYTER
pixel skylines
RMH
NASA
No title available
Kiana Khansmith
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
will byers stan first human second
wallacepolsom
KIROKAZE
Mike Driver
cherry valley forever
𓃗
DEAR READER
we're not kids anymore.
oozey mess
occasionally subtle
seen from Jordan
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from Türkiye
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from Panama
seen from United States
seen from Italy
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
@perv-melon
Perkins: what’s that?
Connor: my name is Connor, I’m the android sent by cyberlife.
Perkins: androids investigating androids, huh?
Me, who has seen this encounter at least 6 times: WOw iT’s aLmOsT eXaCtLy LiKe PeOpLE iNvEsTiGaTiNg pEOpLe, eh?
yOu’Re AbsOLuTeLy rIgHT thO
Some DBH/AC headcanons
So Hank and Gavin are both in that millennial/gen Z range as they were born in 1985 and 2002 respectively, meaning it would be fair to assume that they have some varying level of knowledge about Animal Crossing
Somehow, Connor and Nines discover the world of Animal Crossing and make use of their ability to mimic other voices and telepathically communicate by starting to speak to each other exclusively like Animal Crossing Villagers
Hank and Gavin would find it funny or maybe even endearing, if it weren't for the fact that they do it with completely deadpan expressions
It doesn't become a real issue until one day, the two sets of detective partners are both sent to raid the location of a major Android Trafficking gang
They bust the gang members and as they're arresting them, Nines and Connor casually talk to each other in AC Villager speak
The gang members that they're arresting, who had just had their asses throughly kicked by the two most powerful androids ever created who were now talking like That, had never been more scared in their lives
All it takes down at the station to get any of them to confess is the presence of Nines or Connor in the interrogation room, as long as they promise they won't do that thing with their mouths again
One day Nines and Gavin are at a stakeout and Nines starts complaining about Gavin's taste in the music
Gavin responds with "got anything better, tincan?"
Nines, completely deadpan and without blinking or breaking eye contact, sings the entirety of Bubblegum K.K.
Gavin lets Nines control the music from then on
every gamer’s reaction upon finding a blood-covered room: well that’s not good
I am pretty sure that is not exclusive just to gamers.
in your 20’s find a balance between hustle & rest. you don’t need to have a love life or a soulmate figured out. go travel the world. battle your demons. set up a business, find people who value your heart & yours will attract. don’t live in the past, you have so much more to see
me about to show a genuine emotion to another human being
I can't believe I have returned to Tumblr after YEARS because both instagram and twitter don't have enough mindhunter content for me. Hello to everyone who knew me, I am a different psychopath now.
It’s amazing to me that Anthony Horowitz can write a pretty great series with cool plots while simultaneously not giving a singular fuck about his timelines and characters, going as far as to mix two characters up, like his editors are just cool with this.
seduce me with ur history knowledge
vikings made their woman handle the finances because they thought math is witchcraft
During a military campaign, Vlad the Impaler, the basis for Dracula, once pulled his troops out of a major engagement in a valley at dusk so that the sun was in their enemies’ eyes. Once they were over the hill, they set loose a bunch of rabid bats who flew away from the sun (towards the enemy) and attacked them, leading to significant infection in their ranks, and Vlad’s eventual victory. Because of how the bats appeared from where Vlad’s soldiers appeared to be at dusk, myth stated that the soldiers turned into bats at night, which is where the “Dracula can change into a bat” thing came from.
raphael, the renaissance painter, literally fucked himself to death
during the Ottoman Empire, the Sultan Ibrahim I had 280 of his concubines drowned in the ocean after ONE of them slept with another man.
The earths carbon levels fell by 700 million tons because Genghis Khan killed so many people
King James (the one known for revising the Bible) liked to watch women give birth. That’s where the “tradition” of women laying on their backs to give birth comes from.
Previous to that it was common for women to have chairs with holes in them and straw underneath, so they could sit on this special chair and let gravity help with the birthing process.
Spicy foods were thought to increase libido and cause children to masturbate. To prevent kids from touching themselves at night, a man named Kellogg invented the blandest combination of cereals, marketed it at kids, and called it Corn Flakes
At the Battle of Gettysburg during the American Civil War, a small group of Union soldiers had run out of ammo against a large group of the Confederate Army. In a panic, the Union soldiers sprinted at them, screaming, with only bayonets drawn. The entire Confederate Army that was present turned and ran away in fear, not knowing that they had literally no ammunition.
When the Roman Emperor Caligula went to invade Britain he stood on the coast of Gaul with his army and suddenly declared war on Neptune, God of the Sea. He had his men collect sea shells from the shore as “spoils from the Ocean”.
Oh and he appointed his horse to the senate.
During the Austro-Prussian war of 1868, Liechtenstein sent over an army of 80 people, but ended up coming back with 81 people because they befriended a guy on the other side.
People refused to send art and sculptures to be displayed at the Chicago World’s Fair because of Chicago’s history with fire. They had to fireproof the Fine Arts building to get people to agree to loan them their art. A year after the fair closed most of the grounds were destroyed by fire but the Fine Arts building survived. It’s now the Museum of Science and Industry.
The carbon emissions thing from Ghenghis Khan is not the whole story. He also planted trees wherever he conquered land because he liked trees and thought they were important. He conquered enough to make an impact on the global climate.
Radu III, brother of Vlad III( Vlad the Impaler) nearly killed Mehmed II, the future Sultan of the Ottoman’s, after Mehmed invited him up to his chambers. Radu, seemingly unaware that the offer was sexual in nature, was startled when Mehmed embraced and then tried to kiss him. Radu stabbed the prince in the leg, then ran and hid in a tree. They later became lovers, and maintained a relationship for the rest of their lives
Just googled the last one because holy shit that’s magnificent and seemed to good to be true, but not only did it actually happen, but I also learned that radu was known as “radu the beautiful”
fun date idea: stab him in the leg
It’s sad how much of what is taught in school is useless to over 99% of the population.
There are literally math concepts taught in high school and middle school that are only used in extremely specialized fields or that are even so outdated they aren’t used anymore!
I took calculus my senior year of high school, and I really liked the way our teacher framed this on the first day of class.
He asked somebody to raise their hand and ask him when we would use calculus in our everyday life. So one student rose their hand and asked, “When are we going to use this in our everyday life?”
“NEVER!!” the teacher exclaimed. “You will never use calculus in your normal, everyday life. In fact, very few of you will use it in your professional careers either.” Then he paused. “So would you like to know why should care?”
Several us nodded.
He picked out one of the varsity football players in the class. “You practice football a lot during the week, right Tim?” asked the teacher.
“Yeah,” replied Tim. “Almost every day.”
“Do you and your teammates ever lift weights during practice?”
“Yeah. Tuesdays and Thursdays we spend a lot of practice in the weight room.”
“But why?” asked the teacher. “Is there ever going to be a play your coach tells you use during a game that requires you to bench press the other team?”
“No, of course not.”
“Then why lift weights?”
“Because it makes us stronger,” said Tim.
“Bingo!!” said the teacher. “It’s the same thing with calculus. You’re not here because you’re going to use calculus in your everyday life. You’re here because calculus is weightlifting for your brain.”
And I’ve never forgotten that.
Ooh. I like this anecdote.
@futurepotus1322
Are we not gonna talk about Greece’s self praise
And how everyone else loves Germany except for Greece
Okay but Poland listed Germany as both the most and least trustworthy
So did Czech Republic.
“Why do you beat yourself up so much over little mistakes?”
This is such a good illustration of emotional abuse
Just a reblog to spread the most UN noticed abuse, be aware
There needs to be more non-romantic physical contact in the world and media
medieval painters: what is a feline? a miserable and fuzzy humanoid perhaps?
Fursona
Being abused made me such a “good kid.”
I was
Always polite
Never acted without permission
Never spoke out of turn
Always did what I was told
And it’s shitty that I was considered mature and praised for those things, and all of those characteristics have translated into me being an immature, “bad adult.”
Now I
Have difficulty making a keeping friends
Can’t act without permission/am dependent on others for direction
Am terrible at communicating
Have no agency/personal compass
It’s a really difficult thing for people who were abused as children to grapple with. What made us good children make us bad adults.
This is Important
THIS IS MY LIFE WOW
Conversely, while 90% of the time we’re kind and polite and accommodating, we get super fucking angry and have major outbursts when we feel threatened Which is not a good look either
Wow. This is an eye-opener
I literally have just made the connection between how being an obedient child has ruined the way I proceed as an adult. And everyone makes me think Im blaming my childhood trauma for everything
Me: Okay Natalie you need to focus on your work
My brain: Shiro searching for Keith after a battle on the ground, having lost track of him in the fray…spotting a red sheen under a pile of dead Galra soldiers…Shiro clawing through the wreckage, completely oblivious to his own wounds…uncovering Keith, weak and smeared with mud and blood but blessedly alive…Shiro scrambling to pull Keith into his lap, cradling him to his chest…murmuring “Keith, Keith, Keith…” over and over again as Keith embraces him gently, steadily, with warm palms at his back and a voice at his ear: “I’m okay…I’m okay…”
Me: God fucking—
JUST FUCKING LISTEN.
THIS IS HALLOWEEN BUT NOT LIKE YOU KNOW IT
reblog so others can hear it!
Where the hell are the Victorian Goths they should be all over this.
*SMASHES REBLOG BUTTON*
this is some insta-reblog shit, my friends, i’m like 20 seconds in
This is actually the Vitamin String Quartet! If you haven’t heard their stuff before, I would 19392/10 recommend 👌👌
