The Devil Fish

Leaf | 20+ | she/her I'm not here for a good time but I'm here for a long time.  Let me know if you need anything tagged. Sidebar image by @wrathberries

[furryprovocateur]

Fork found in Bathroom #Mystery #Unexplained

[galaxywarp]

[grundoonmgnx]

Leonard Baby, Keeping It Up, 2023

Acrylic on panel, 18 x 24 in

[freegiftjones]

one time i was making potato soup and i needed broth for it but i was out of broth. but in my dog food cabinet there was a carton of chicken broth that i had bought for my dog. now the box did say HUMAN GRADE and the ingredients were just bog standard chicken broth. it did say something about joint health for dogs on there. but the ingredients were normal. i even compared the ingredients list to some normal person broth and they were the same. so i did put dog broth in that soup and it did taste completely normal. but i did use the dog broth.

[chicknparm]

[kakyoinryoko]

i think if you showed minecraft or fortnite to a little medieval peasant boy he would probably start writing parodies of church hymns. it’s human nature

[kakyoinryoko]

this has rendered me speechless

[christianstepmoms]

Sorry folks I unplugged the computer those circus people lived in. No more clown, no more chattering teeth. They're all dead now. Rabbit too.

[jame7t]

We’ve all GOTTA pitch in to put on an Amazing Digital Funeral to save the rec center!!

[human-pet-they]

texting everyone in my friends list “see what happens when you disobey me?” when the eclipse starts

[marxism-transgenderism]

REMEMEBER IF HARD WATER IS CAUSING CALCIUM BUILDUP IN YOUR BONG, JUST LET SOME WHITE VINEGAR SIT IN THAT THING FOR A FEW MINUTES AND SHE'LL BE LOOKIN BRAND NEW. JUST DONT SMOKE WEED WOTH THE VINEGAR INSIDE PLEASE

[marxism-transgenderism]

I am not nearly advanced enough to come away from such a maneuver unscathed

[nerunodaisuki]

[medievaljournalist]

everyone riding the train today got 250 xp after a level 32 dracula wandered onto the tracks

[millllion-blog]

[grinnersmiler]

I love just looking up anything and everything

[mtsodie]

[mlarayoukai]

I love looking at Kriby enemies, it's guaranteed to get a laugh out of me

[mlarayoukai]

[mlarayoukai]

[finder-plus]

[heartsl0b]

The Kitchen Entity came crawling out of the oven vent, and now it just hovers here in the middle of the room, like some kind of domesticated jellyfish. When you turn on the microwave, it crackles like a geiger counter. On warm days, it smells like mom's special m&m pancakes.

[max1461]

If you go on the mathematics genealogy project and go to Euler and just keep clicking, you can find a path that takes you all the way back to Avicenna. Although I think they are stretching the definition of "thesis advisor" somewhat the genealogies still seem correct in spirit. One of the guys has his university listed as "Ilkhan Court at Tabriz".

[max1461]

i want to study at Ilkhan Court at Tabriz university

i will spell color as رنگ and measure distance in parasang. i would watch buzkashi on the steppe all day while drinking ayrag with my yurt mates. i'll have khorkhog every day that's worth 5 dirham. i would go to naadam festivals every year. i am also more likely to meet tatars, Ibn al-Fuwati, Shams al-Din Juvayni and Hülegü Khan.

i wish i was perso-mongol :(

[eggvlyn]

Day 230 of drawing Fenomeno every day until shes on global!

follower suggested to put her in a propeller hat and so i did. WITH the giant lollipop

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Idea Suggestion Box \ Ko-fi

[werewolf-transgenderism]

oh my god I just saw the cutest thing in the world. little Black girl with beads in her hair for the first day of school and the beads were pink then silver then a bunch of yellow then beige then grey to make them look like pencils 🥺🥺🥺 brb I will draw an artist’s rendition

[werewolf-transgenderism]

^ like this. waaaaaugh 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺