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paper-mario-wiki

Are you the guy who accidentally wrote tf porn when trying to make a relatable post

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paper-mario-wiki

OH WAIT yeah that was me

paper-mario-wiki

i cant find it but if you know what im talking about and have a link to it plz reply w/ a screenshot so i can reblog it from u

call-me-poncho

FOUND IT

paper-mario-wiki

thanks! i really hate reading this over again now

midnighttrain247

Breakfast Across the Globe

supgina

BY FAR THE SEXIEST POST ON THIS SITE

hebiyume-deactivated20190616

Great, now I`m hungry.

pesianthebat

That is the least Polish looking breakfast I've ever seen.

surprisebitch

absolutely stellar

hyperazraphael

A girl at my school tried to seduce one of our (super straight-laced) math professors. She ACTUALLY sat on his desk and had a super low-cut shirt on and everything and actually leaned over to him and according to eye-witnesses:

Girl: “Oh professor, I’m really struggling but I would do ANYTHING to pass this class.”

The professor leans in until his face is just inches from hers and whispers in the same seductive tone:

“Study”

Before promptly getting up and walking away just leaving her on the desk.

xubbs

“Then study”

tropiyas

“i am a monument to all your sins” is such a fucking raw line for a villain it’s amazing that it came from halo, a modernish video game, and not some classical text or mythos

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

classic texts have nothing on the crazy people come up with in modern times tbh

cerastes

“I survived because the fire inside me burned brighter than the fire around me.”

– Joshua Graham, Who Is A Fallout New Vegas NPC, Something Most People Throwing This Quote Around Don’t Realize

sparkylurkdragon

“If the world chooses to become my enemy, I will fight like I always have.”

– Shadow the Hedgehog in what is widely considered one of if not the single worst game in the Sonic the Hedgehog franchise

tarradash

spookyscaryskeletitties

this is the source for this text and it haunts me on a regular basis

onion-souls

oblivionsongstress

“Pick a god and pray.”

-Fredrick from Fire Emblem Awakening

jedijenkins

Huh, it’s almost like art isn’t just fine art…

mysteryseeker

this is my addition to this ever growing list of raw quotes originating from unexpected sources

knucklesandgyros

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lostsometime

#discovering that the profound is lurking behind the absurd#just waiting for the chance to peek through like sunlight through the clouds#is one of the best things in life once you start to notice it

this is a beautiful way to put it and i’m gonna cry abt it

broadwaytheanimatedseries

this post has gotten so much better since the last time I saw it

asknightstitch

Ask Night Stitch: Crush

That’s volume 1 of at /least/ three digits.

Art by Shibaroll:https://www.deviantart.com/shibaroll

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And by generous patrons like you:

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neko-snicker

Bar Night

Commission for DrizzieDoodles on Twitter

C u t e

owo..?

OwO

Cyoot

I love batponyos so much

kiraoji

art cheats

hello i am here today to not lose track of the art cheats i have discovered over the years. what i call art cheat is actually a cool filter/coloring style/way to shade/etc. that singlehandedly makes art like 20 times better

80’s anime style

glitch effect

glow effects

adding colors to grayscale paintings

foreshortening ( coil )

foreshortening ( perspective )

clipping group (lines)

clipping group (colors)

dramatic lighting ( GOOD )

shading metal

lighting faces

that is all for today, do stay tuned as i am always hunting for cool shit like this