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[electronicmail]

btw with email u dont have to lick the envelope. i know a lot of people have been doing that and its fine and all but you dont acrtually have to do that with email.

[ffrogsrcool]

my little gnome apprentice was just arrested on 3 counts of tomfoolery, 2 counts of rabble-rousing, 4 counts of malarky, 1 count of hijinks, 3 counts of rapscallionism, and 233 counts of Armed Robbery With a Deadly Weapon.

smh, it is genuinely so hard to find good help these days.

[garden-knome]

Don't blame us, its only natural

[garden-gno-thanks]

My body is a device that turns BERRIES into FERTILIZER

[garden-knome]

My berry harvest was better than yours dumbass

[garden-gno-thanks]

are you doing alright Phil?

Did I say something wrong to you at the Best Berries Barbeque last month?

look, I'm sorry about your wife. You don't need to lash out like this

[garden-knome]

YOU KILLED MY COCKROACH WIFE RIGHT UNDER YOUR FEET RIGHT INFRONT OF ME! I had to resort to marrying my 11th cockroach THIS WEEK. THAT WAS MY 80TH FAVORITE ONE

[garden-gno-thanks]

I said I was SORRY!!!!

Look, if you just married a Daffodil like a GNORMAL GNOME, WE WOULDN'T BE IN THIS MESS

you fucking COCKROACH CODDLER!!!!!

[wh1t3y]

You may have turned me into a mushroom, but saying c//kroach c/ddler is the worst thing you've done. 😔

[garden-knome]

is that the worst thing he has done or is it the SECOND worst thing he has done hint hint wink wink cough HE KILLED MY FUCKING WIFE cough woah who said that

[garden-gno-thanks]

You're really broken up about this wife thing ain't ya

[thewitheringgnome]

Woulde you guys still fw me if I got BBL (boysenberry lung, a serious condition you get from the gnome mines)

[thewitheringgnome]

another day another gnollar (gnome dollar)

[sztupy]

Landmark German ruling declares Google's AI Overviews are Google's own words and makes it liable for false answers

A German regional court has ruled that Google is directly liable for the content of its AI search overviews. According to the court, previou

[ayeforscotland]

Let’s fucking go

[made-in-manetheren]

This is HUGE.

1. The court holds Google responsible for statements made by its AI, considering them Google's statements (search engines have limited liability for results in their engine as they're the words of other sites/companies/people), meaning when their AI lies/hallucinates they're liable for the defamation/harm resulting from those statements.

2. Google's defense that customers are generally aware of the lack of reliability and are responsible for fact checking was dismissed. As the court pointed out, that would "significantly diminish" AI Search's stated purpose and it can't be distinguished from Google's business practices/statements as a search tool.

3. Studies have found about 91% of Google's everyday AI responses are accurate, leaving millions of searches per HOUR with potential liability for falsehoods. 56% of correct responses weren't supported by the sources the AI listed. Both of which mean Google is now liable for a LOT more AI "errors."

4. Google was held liable for 80% of court costs in this case and this precedent is expected to reverberate around the world. This is a massive shift from the 3rd-party search provider role Google has previously played and it comes right as they've tied ALL searches to their AI search.

TL;DR Google reeeeeally stepped in it this time.

[charl0ttan]

my wwine is too poisoned my eunuchs are too scheming

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[boomer-mythology-destroyer]

[coffee-without-anesthetics]

never kill yourself . your next apple could be so good it makes you feel like a horse

[themoonandmyman]

the Good Place really nailed it when they said that the point of morality is just to try. To try and be better today than you were yesterday.

[beardedmrbean]

[markovchaingang]

RULES FOR DATING MY DAUGHTER:

my daughter cannot, through action or inaction, harm a human or allow a human to come to harm

a daughter at rest or in constant motion remains at rest or in constant motion unless acted upon by another force

daughters are never created or destroyed, only transformed

always treat every daughter as loaded, even if you know she isn't

you do not talk about my daughter

[abalidoth]

6. If x and y are my daughters, then there exists a set that has x and y as elements.

7. You can fold my daughter through any two points.

8. I have exactly one daughter parallel to a given line passing through a given point.

[inthefallofasparrow]

9. If my daughter is hung on the wall in the first act, then in the following one she must be fired. Otherwise don't put her there.

10. When two or more daughters are offered for a phenomenon, the simplest daughter is preferable.

11. Any sufficiently advanced daughter is indistinguishable from magic.

12. Without a clear indicator of intent, it is utterly impossible to parody my daughter without someone mistaking it for the genuine article.

13. My daughter is nine-tenths of the law.

[weaver-z]

I think that the Hamilton musical is objectively the funniest thing that could happen to that man's memory. Imagine dying of a gunshot wound infection in 1804 and learning from the afterlife that tweenage girls in 2017 are drawing thousands upon thousands of images of you making out with your fellow congressmen because someone wrote a 2-hour rap opera about you. I like to imagine that Hamilton found a monkey's paw and wished to leave a legacy, and this is what it did to him.

[weirdspoons]

you have no control

who lives

who dies

who tells your story

[hotvampireadjacent]

[priorwaltress]

all babies are baby gender. you dress them stupid, in pumpkins and teddy bear suits