Boycott Love

I'm Percy and i have no idea what I'm doing with my life. My best friend is a plant 💜🌱🌺 💜 Pronouns: they/them

[yallive-deactivated20260426]

someone help me please god this image is destroying my life someone please

[hbohmygod]

this is extra fucking funny bc he really is about to do it to somebody and they’re gonna cry

[mysharona1987]

[bartfargo]

If you live in Chesapeake, VA, and you have surplus eggs and toilet paper, and you were thinking of maybe egging the houses and TP’ing the trees of your City Council representatives, let me remind you that doing so is illegal, so it’s not a good idea. In fact, don’t even look up their addresses online, where such information is a matter of public record.

[retired-magicalgirl-deactivated]

What the fuck are these teens supposed to do instead of trick-or-treating???? Are we criminalizing children being children now????

[hjartasalt]

Love getting asked "do you work here?" when I'm very obviously doing my job at the graveyard

Why, no sir, I actually died during my shift and that was seen as unfinished business

[hjartasalt]

Things I've said when I got bored of answering "yes":

"well I sure hope it looks that way"

"no, I just love coming here in my free time"

"what makes you think I work here?"

"what else would I be doing?"

Things I wanna say this winter when people ask:

"you can see me?"

"I'm really just pretending"

"my outfit and equipment are actually just a bold fashion statement"

"no"

"actually, I live here"

[hydro-homies]

[blacktwitterfunny]

[thehomosocialistchurch]

“If you are mean to me I will kill you. If you don’t completely submit to me, I will kill you.”

[hook-line-and-anarchy]

cops are terrorists in the worst possible way

[loafed-beans-deactivated2020082]

I know many of you out there are feeling a bit down. Have a crow to Wouldn’t it be Nice by the Beach Boys to lift your mood.

[thedoctorknits]

He stops and looks both ways?!?

[bettsplendens]

You wanna know what makes this better?

Crows normally walk. This one seems to have both legs working, so he’s not hopping out of necessity, he’s doing it for fun. Corvids can sometimes be seen doing things like this for no evident reason other than enjoyment.

[jcgreen72]

This is my new favorite post

[dovewithscales]

I can’t ever not reblog.

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

iron man 1 really went and said that america is the true villain of the middle east while george fucking bush was still in office which is why it’ll stay the biggest dick energy movie that marvel will ever make

[butstark]

iron man 3 and the mandarin takes this whole “the terrorists look different than us” and throws it out the window. i know it’s not the most popular movie but the take on american xenophobia and racism was. good yes i liked that.

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

yall have zero idea how much it meant to me as a kid to watch an action movie with arab muslims in it and not have to listen to “Allah akbar lmao” ‘jokes’ but instead see the middle eastern situation represented as it really was at the time - greedy american assholes were the villains in both of those movies. iron man gave me that AND an amazing charater to relate to and love and no other superhero movie will ever match that

[marrowmeister]

Paramount MCU WE MISS YOU

[movedto-rimmymftim]

one of my favourite things about ironman 3 is that they fail to find the mandarin because they only focus on the middle east in their search. Like it takes the military fucking forever to fail at finding him. Rhodey is sent fully armed into multiple middle eastern territories, often scaring innocent people in the process, in the search. But Jarvis, who’s half asleep and not even working properly at the time (‘I seem to be doing fine then at the end of a sentence I say the wrong cranberry") finds him in like. 5 minutes. Because Jarvis doesn’t have racist preconceptions about where terrorists come from. The US military? absolutely does. IM3 fucking calls out the fact that the “war on terror” is all but a thinly veiled racism and islamophobia and I love it so much.

[deirdreskye]

[no-x-in-nixon]

I feel extremely blessed that I can’t name a single one of these rantsonas.

[iloveeverybee-deactivated202009]

What-sonas???

[urbanfantasyinspiration]

I like the dragon’s design

[new-bitch-who-dis]

[eggorf]

i knew they were bad but that FLOORED me

[luidilovins]

Isnt the wolf from that video on why we should bring child labor back?

[placeholdername69]

Which wolf

[luidilovins]

Wait im wrong

this is the child labor guy

[admiralparallax]

Isnt that blue wolf the one who made “The benefits of incest” video

[luidilovins]

Oh my god you’re right

[yimra-deactivated20250209]

[hm3-finnbarlaabs-deactivated202]

[diamond-homo]

Just a FYI the “benefits of incest” guy stole the fursona they belong to Foofi!

https://youtu.be/VhjG8jmCVEU

[surprisebitch]

there is really a LOT to unpack here

[hcwlinwclf-deactivated20160723]

From now on anon hate will ONLY be accepted in essay format.

Requirements:

MINIMUM of 500 words

Proper citation - anything uncited will be deemed plagiarism, and result  will in an automatic 0.

Please use APA or Chicago style citation. Do not even think of using MLA, this is not high school.

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Please check for proper spelling and grammar. Any more than 5 mistakes will result in failure. 

Turn in your hate on time (within one hour of a post you hated being made - anything after the hour will be ignored and deleted)

Rewrites and/or makeups are not permitted, this is a one time shot. If you have any questions please visit me during my office hours, which are listed on the syllabus.

[charlesoberonn]

The myth of Achilles, but instead of holding him by the heel, Thetis sumberges him fully so that Achilles is completely invulnerable and Thetis has one invulnerable hand.

[charlesoberonn]

She only needs one oven mitt when taking cookies out of the oven.

[aphony-cree]

But there would still be two small parts of him that are vulnerable because they were covered by her fingertips at the time, stopping the water from touching them. Which means those fingertips are also vulnerable on her hand 

Achilles *putting those little round band-aids on two parts of his ankle before battle*

Thetis *knitting fingertip oven mitts for her thumb and forefinger*

This is a Greek comedy I could get behind 

[obaewankenope]

What if she put him in a sack and dunked him in? The water would saturate the sack and soak him and so long as she pulled him out quick, he wouldn't drown. Then they'd have a sack that's invulnerable too and can be used as the most unexpected shield ever.

Imagine Achilles storming Troy with one (1) invulnerable sack for a shield

[adspexi]

thetis just sticks him in one of these bad boys

and swirls him around like a batch of chicken nuggets until he’s invulnerable all over. 

[ziraseal]

you guys laugh but if you explained this hypothesis to ancient greeks, they’d shit their chitons 

[kinderes]

you know that feeling when someone says something and you know there’s a joke about your sexuality you could make about it but you’d have to come out to them first, and now you’re torn between staying in the closet until you’re ready and making a very funny joke about your sexuality

and now you’re just sitting there thinking about it and trying to, y’know….

keep a straight face

[glumshoe]

I’d like to know what the first person to put human clothing on a dog was thinking

[glumshoe]

like were dogs even dogs yet or did someone manage to squeeze a particularly patient tamed wolf into a leather shirt and then howl with laughter as it trotted around the cooking fires dressed like Uncle Urg begging for food scraps

[glumshoe]

the wolf started running backwards in circles trying to get out of Uncle Urg’s shirt and everyone is laughing so hard that the sleeping children and young mothers and old folk wake and come out of their hide huts and observe First Funny Dog galloping around in the moonlight, and a tradition is born

[autismisaokay]

I just saw a great post about Trick or Treating and I’d like to make a point here.

If you happen to have a kid older then 12  or an adult come trick or treating and live in a state where it’s legal or illegal. Please realize that they may have mental health or social disorders and not know that it’s not a little social no, no, it’s a big social no, no to trick or treat as an adult or past the age of 12 for most people.

I know people think they can “notice” right away with that kind of stuff if someone is but no it’s not that simple.

It’s not illegal to trick or treat as an adult in Mass and Rhode Island so my parents kept telling me up until I was twenty-three it was okay to go tricker or treating and even some of my friends. So I did because socially I didn’t know how seriously it was taken. People still gave me candy but it never felt right finally I actually asked an autism forum and some other people and they were honest with me.  

It was humiliating for me to find that out and I felt like some kinda creep but I had seriously had no idea how strict people can be about trick or treating. I’m very embarrassed telling you all this story now but I think it’s important to share this information.

Btw family and friends of people who know someone who’s autistic in their life during this time. Don’t sugar coat (no pun intended) something like this for an autistic person. They could be seriously hurt by trick or treating in the wrong neighborhood or even called the cops on and arrested in some places if you don’t know your state laws. Not everyone is nice about trick or treating.

Have a happy and safe Halloween.

Neurotypicals and allistics please feel free to reblog too.

[alwaysabeautifullife]

I absolutely cannot believe that in some states and areas it’s illegal to trick or treat if you are older than 12 that makes me so angry this is why I specifically bought full size candy bars for teenager trick or treaters like you come to my house you will get candy. Like who writes these laws?

“I’m sorry but candy is only for children, teens why don’t u like go do drugs or drink like a normal teen how dare you enjoy a national holiday and get candy like younger smaller minors” —some Scrooge

[drpepper-is-a-woman]

This is terrifying and so awful. Even if a neurotypical adult wanted to dress up and go trick or treating who is it hurting? It’s just fun

Can’t believe these are even laws

[now-exiting-fuckability-deactiv]

Events for young children are for young children only because that’s part of the security of the event.  For the same reason that some parks and events require there be a child with every adult present.  The unwelcomness of older kids and adults isn’t to be callous or judgmental.  It’s to keep the event fun and safe for the kids and the people who open their doors for them. 

[alwaysabeautifullife]

Halloween is a public holiday, and having older kids/teens wouldn’t make it less secure in fact it most likely makes it more secure. Seems on how it’s children knocking on strangers doors. It is judgmental though, because it’s part of the very American concept that at 13 you’re in some way a grown up and no longer allowed to do “children things” and must automatically do adult things which are also inappropriate for you to do because you are a minor.

Halloween is in no way a “children’s only holiday” or a “children’s only” event and never was. Teens aren’t taking away from children’s fun from enjoying it as well. It’s quiet literally the same thing as giving only children under 12 gifts on Christmas. It’s excluding a significant part of the community that are constantly being viewed as trouble makers and selfish destroyers of fun simply because they want to enjoy themselves as any kid would. It is a holiday. It is whatever we make it, and as a community how is it right or fair to exclude people who are older than age 12? Doesn’t everyone enjoy candy? Is fun illegal after the age of 12? It’s callous and it’s judgmental, it’s also inappropriate for absolute strangers to be questioning the ages and intent of minors or other strangers who simply want candy.

This reminds me a lot of the feeling I had at 11 when my friends told me that I was too old to be playing with Barbie dolls or Harry Potter and instead should go shopping with them for thongs and steal condoms. We wonder why kids feel pressured to do things like this but we live in a society that treats them like some sort of disgusting criminals (quite literally in some places now) for doing something pretty much any person would enjoy.

This of course isn’t speaking about all the people who go trick or treating that are perhaps autistic, or maybe disabled, or maybe even have come from an abusive or neglectful house hold and never trick or treated before. When we exclude teens from a holiday we also exclude all these people too.

We should really change this, we should make older kids feel welcomed in our communities to celebrate holidays in a safe and fun manner in the same ways they did as kids. We shouldn’t think we have the right to pass judgment and ask questions about people who come to our door on this holiday. It’s one of the few holidays left in which we are actually together publicly as a community.

[now-exiting-fuckability-deactiv]

The reality is that if you make Trick or Treating for adults and kids alike, you’re going to see a serious uptick in drinking, inappropriate behaviors and costumes, petty crimes and more. Families will be less comfortable opening their homes when there are all manner of people walking around instead of families and kids.

It’s unfortunate. I wish there were more community oriented events. It’s not the same, but adults can and should visit haunted houses, go on hayrides, drink cider, have parties and dress up. But the fact is that if you make a holiday of late night rowdy fun for all ages, you ruin the kid-friendly Halloween.

[alwaysabeautifullife]

Teens…are not adults…

[ramblingpilgrim]

I trick or treated until I was 16, and I’m going with my teenage cousin this year because no one else in his family will go with him and he enjoys it (I am 24 for reference). As a teen, I made my own costumes and had a lot of fun with it, as did my friends. My teenage cousin dressed in one of the big t-rex costumes the last 2 years, and the neighborhood loved it. So many people asked for pics of/with him. During those times, I was his candy collector bc his costume was too big to go up to people’s doors/porches much of the time, and while I didn’t ask for candy, so many people offered me candy too even though I was obviously an adult. And while I and my friends were teens, we got some great reactions. It was and is a fine, wholesome thing for teens to participate in.

[feenyxblue]

My parents get pop for older kids / teens

I dont see why teens can’t participate

[mothric]

not to mention some people (like myself) never got to celebrate Halloween as a kid because they grew up in a strict household or had controlling parents. I’m so glad nobody turned me away from trick-or-treating when I finally got to go for the first (and only) time in my life, at 19 years old.

[maggotsandcream]

Plus, as a girl who is currently 6ft tall and hit my first growth spurt at 8 because puberty wasn’t awkward enough already… You probably aren’t as good at guessing kids ages as you think you are. And it legitimately sucks to get told off for going trick-or-treating because you’re too old at 9 even if you don’t have anxiety. Just give them candy, and if the worst thing that happens is that someone older gets a mini snickers bar the world won’t come crashing down.

[princessofkazakhstan-deactivate]

[postmarxed-deactivated20190429]

Say what you will about the Ewoks but they’re the only people in the galaxy who have handrails on their bridges and stairs.

[postmarxed-deactivated20190429]

The Empire calls them primitives but the Ewoks have OSHA regulations and the Empire doesn’t so who’s really more primitive here?

[otherwindow]

I love the idea that because demons are fallen angels, they’re still bound to follow holy orders, hence why simple exorcisms made of just a few sentences can get rid of demons capable of destroying entire cities.

1000 Year Old Demon: [destroying a town] Exorcist: Don’t do that. 1000 Year Old Demon: Aww dang.

[magicwatermelonthethird]

“Swiper no swiping”

[its-me-bexy]

one day, hollywood will cast a reasonable, down-to-earth person to play the joker. just a normal guy with a sensible separation between his identities on and off the screen

“yeah, it’s a fun role. I really get to chew the scenery, which is not the kind of part that I normally do, so I enjoy the change of pace”, he opines, probably while holding a cute dog

[vagrancing]

#yeah mark hamill already exists friend

[maurice-dandi]

yep.