I'll Captain Your Hook

[2886beaconstreet]

you are unbelievable! you suck my dick!!!

[deathgasmic]

*kicking my feet n giggling* you're kinda scary

[terminally-unlikable]

Actually upon further inspection that shit really hurted my feelings

[skidfarts]

"Whats your favorite genre" i just Listen to music i like man I dont kno w

[shanesloverboy]

Ilya Rozanov's freak husband btw

[grabmyboner]

googles how to want to do the things i know i enjoy

[vesnuszki]

ilya rozanov naked as the day he was born under the showers with his dick in his hand looking directly at the camera: This is a Love Story

[themoonandmyman]

therapy should just be One Session where they just slough off all the Goo and then you’re done. Will someone please take my Goo

[kosmogrl]

[belpheg0r-luna]

That point during the girls night when we just sit with the horrors:

[smokingrozanov]

Yeah I think Shane is deeply attracted to Ilya for his kindness & his generosity & I also think he finds it sexy when Ilya spits on him and calls him a little whore I contain multitudes and so does my good bitch Shane Hollander

[virginshane]

giving sweet kisses while fucking nasty is like so important

[gaygoatshane]

[handsywoman]

[greatergirlfriend]

never forget what's really important: approval from pervert women on the internet

[shaneseggs]

evil but not unforgivable

[butimaficwriter]

before dick and kisses

after dick and kisses

from 😾 to 🙂: an ilya rozanov guide to keeping your shane happy

[medrawawi]