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yung-starbucks-deactivated20210

branovices

The loop makes it seem like all the makeup suddenly comes back as part of some kind of curse.

#laugh rule

harmonicstupidity

pyaarisms

just so you know 'jfc' (which you use in a lot of the tags on your posts) is an abbreviation for jesus fucking christ and you probably shouldnt use it if ur not a christian

I can't believe I read this with my own two eyes

cbtcbtcbtcbtcbt-deactivated2021

transgenderization

if you got like a 100kilo bag of glitter and opened it up and left it in the path of like a tornado i think that would be interesting. i dont care abt ecological damage btw

dropbear42

I do. 100kg bag of seaweed based glitter.

thyrell

i dont. 100kg bag of enriched uranium based glitter

thyrell

wait isnt uranium denser than lead how heavy would a 100kg bag of uranium be

cursologist

thyrell.

thyrell

just kill me

thyrell

dontmeantobepoliticalbut

liveleaker-deactivated20250423

Yall are like “I’m baby I’m baby” because you can’t control your sensitivity and emotions due to bad habits you developed during your teens on bpd tumblr and then see an actual baby crying in the theater while you’re watching frozen 2 because you kin elsa to cope and suddenly yall don’t like babies anymore? ok googoo gaga

cherieu

Omg

calamity-cain

Of course we can’t handle distressed babies because we ARE the distressed babies and we need adults

liveleaker-deactivated20250423

You’re not a distressed baby you’re an adult who writes incest fanfiction

reallycoolsoup

Tumblr really has the best PvP of any social media

liquidstar

we need to resexualize the terms bimbo/himbo. im sick of people watering them down to just mean “nice dumb people” no it means dumb slut!!! the slut part is important. do not forget about the sluts of the world

shane-actually

starturtle

Christianity to women

guerrillatech

hylialeia

I can fix him [drill sound] [screaming] [chainsaw revving]

c3po

fool me once: umm okey..

fool me twice: wtf o_O

terrapincentury-deactivated2018

fool me three times i piss so hard it rips

eggzbian-deactivated20191126

w..what rips

terrapincentury-deactivated2018

😎

#laugh rule

joematar

ghostextremist

tlirsgender

I joke about being mean and evil but then people are Actually just genuinely shitty and I'm like. Doesn't it make you feel bad when you act like that

bluelivesaintshit

Just want everyone to know when I say 'evil' I really just mean "villainous and campy like a cartoon antagonist"

the-quasar-hero

It’s SO obvious that some of y’all are incredibly mad that my wizard hat is bigger and supremely balanced.

schakira

okay… i can still see the folds on your wizard robe… iron it.

the-quasar-hero

Now I know you ain’t talking with ya dusty ass grimoire. That bad boy is held together with scotch tape, spit, and faith. Helpful hint: you want the spines of your enemies to break, not your magical tomes.

schakira

no cause it’s really cute hearing that from you when last i checked your grimoire isn’t being passed down from generation to generation. i know you got it from walmart with your dollar store lookin ass staff. you can keep your hint.

the-quasar-hero

I just think it’s funny you think anything that isn’t dusted and busted like your grimoire is somehow less authentic, when the reality is you a broke ass wizard who can’t get your coin up! You gotta use hand-me-downs cuz no king wants to make use of your services! Maybe you should dress like this isn’t the third century and ppl would visit your sad lil’ wizard tower. Your grimoire so old I bet that shit got spells to deal with dinosaurs. I got a spell in mine to make wifi anywhere. Oh, and I know you ain’t talking about staffs when you carry around that plywood looking ass shit. You tryna conjure forth a Home Depot employee?