once you realize you don’t actually need to sleep, you can really (stops talking abruptly and stares straight ahead for 4 minutes)

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once you realize you don’t actually need to sleep, you can really (stops talking abruptly and stares straight ahead for 4 minutes)
you solve the mystery of what to have for dinner one night and you think "hell yeah case closed forever" WRONG there is a dinner mystery the next night too
cities breaking down on a camels back
i am. quite high rn and unreasonably delighted by the little pride flags that appear when u like queer posts. that shit is so cute
how it feels to stop tossing and turning and get up to piss
i support universal free healthcare for one simple reason: if you are diagnosed with a terminal illness you should quit your job. quitting your job is the correct response to terminal illness. but you can’t do that if your healthcare is tied to your job
listen if somebody knows that they will be dead in a years time, and you are forcing them to continue to come into work, that’s fucked up. terminally ill people should be able to quit their jobs and live their last few months to the fullest. i don’t get how that’s a controversial opinion
nosferatu? no. tuferatu. no es mi problema.
no mi circo no mis feratus
i have not seen this meme in so long im loving it
one of the reasons i love tumblr is that occasionally classic memes like this show up on my dashboard
It’s like reaching into the cupboard for food and accidentally finding a 19 year old can of soup that you’ve kept for sentimental reasons
girl help i'm turning 30 in a few days and i've done fuck all with my life
fuck all is a classic 30 year old thing to do. youre right on track
something stupid this way sucks
I love soulmates but also this-
me when i see a
when i see a afucking
TUESDAY AGAIN NO PROBLEM
when your stomach is really mad at you and you're not sure which one of your fourteen unhealthy lifestyle choices is causing it
somehow my app bugged and cut the last nine words off so I thought op was a cow or something
Me hearing a ton of loud banging from my upstairs neighbor: god that’s so annoying
Upstairs neighbor, who was just transformed into a mute horse: [thinking] fuuuuck my downstairs neighbor is gonna think this is so annoying