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mevil

asmeesh

1$ flea market score. Tiny glass 1960s perfume bottles. I love them.

shit-show-no-go

Can you swap their heads ?

asmeesh

omg you can

asmeesh

Their meeting was foretold in the ancient texts

theinvisiblespoon

electronicmail

Be honest do you think that actually learning things in high school is important

yeah dude or else youre gonna be that coworker people post about

electronicmail

this is by far the most insane example

tastylemonbread

thisisdaddyspage

Show daddy that nice picture again

filthinfatuated

fairycosmos

honestly i dont need therapy i need a machine to go into my body and manually stretch all my muscles and crack all my joints and then i need the machine to go into my brain and deep clean it with soapy hot water

derinthescarletpescatarian

I routinely tell my chickens that they're good chickens, but just between you and me, they are mediocre chickens at best.

glowcowboy

“it’s not that deep” it’s not that shallow. now what

santanabellas

peelingmandarins

posts "i'm miserable" -> scrolls through my phone and saves a picture of a monkey underwater

-> smiles softly

thwrangis

Not An Isekai - I Just Straight Up Died

redstonedust

if vampires existed in real life i think there would be shady companies advertising "organic blood" sourced from "willing donors" who are coincidentally all poor people being paid like $5 per blood donation. and like haughty vegan vampires who only drink a synthetic blood drink thats brewed in a way thats actively worse for the enviroment. and radical traditionalist vampires who go on tiktok and claim that true alpha chads have to drain and kill people and anyone who leaves their victims alive is a liberal cuck. enter the world of hypothetical insufferable vampire politics with me.