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Was trying to make a joke about TV writing to my friend the other day and had to pause and go "...does the phrase 'surf dracula' mean anything to you?"

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One of the most important critical texts of this century imo

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image description: tweet by @/topherflorence, reading: back in the day if u did a tv show called surf dracula you'd see that fool surfing every week in new adventures but in the streaming era the entire 1st season gotta be a long ass flashback to how he got the surfboard until you finally get to see him surf for 5 min in the finale /end description

chilewithcarnage

last post is losing traction so remaking once again, sister is still unemployed and needs help making ends meet I got paid a short check for having to miss work because of the crazy ass weather last week and we've both got bills due. please share and help if you can 💫

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Pets are out a food and I'm sick again, could really use some help today

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got paid a short check and I gotta pay these off by tomorrow

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I have a $200 bill due by the end of the week, please help if you can

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we really need to get some groceries in the house, please help if you can

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Hey I just got charged a $210 credit card re-payment and practically all of my money is gone and I have other bills due tomorrow and Friday. Please please help if you can.

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Could use some help I need $65 for my cell bill and my cat cece is out of food

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my sis has credit and dental bills due by tomorrow, she needs at least $300 total. please help if you can.

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sis is overdrawn and needs at least $60 to get out of the red. Please help if you can. 🙏🏾

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you were almost turned into a vampire, but before you could be fully turned, the vampire was staked. This left you with a vampire weakness, while still being human.

Spin the wheel to find out your weakness!

How much does this effect you?

Nothing changes

It's inconvenient but I can deal with jty

It will be hard to adjust but I'll figure it out

I don't know if I'll be able to live like this

Maybe I can find another vampire to finish the turning?

I might just kill myself

Results/other

Remaining time: 4 days 22 hours

thanks @theemmjay for submitting this poll idea!! Seriously it's such a cool concept I love it so much

#can’t cross running water #I mean it kinda depends there #my job is on the other side of a river but that thing looks so stagnant #but if the vampire laws are STRICT I might be in trouble

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YOU🫵'RE 🫵 NE->XT.!! moTHERFUCKER!!!!

GET LOVED!!!!!!!!!!

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“The Driver” by Jordan Bolton

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Western passport holders will never understand. To go anywhere with a third worlder passport like a Filipino one, you need your tax returns, certificate of employment, bank statements, marriage certificates, sometimes a recommendation from a citizen of the country you want to travel to, everything possible to prove that you have a job and a family at home and you're not planning to be an illegal immigrant, JUST to get hit with a rejection because the embassy didn't believe you had enough proof.

Did you have travel plans? Already booked the plane tickets and hotels? Fuck you, better hope they issue refunds (they don't).

bloodmech

Americans and Western Europeans will never understand how insanely hard and bothersome it's to travel anywhere with a weak passport, let alone immigrate.

You want to study abroad? Show us proof that there is a quadrillion dollars in your bank account. Oh, an average monthly salary in your country is $400 and you plan to work when you arrive? You can't do that, silly, a student visa only allows you to work 2 hours every third Wednesday, and if we find out that you're working a second more we will deport you.

You want to work abroad? Better be a programmer, then of course you are welcome. Doctor, scientist, white-collar or, god forbid, blue-collar worker? You can fuck right off, your visa application goes straght into trash.

But if you marry one of our first-world citizens, then fine, you can come. Because we can't upset them, after all, they are a real person, unlike you.

liberalsarecool

Boycott Delta.

redstonedust

may be a hot take but i think the fact minors can access 18+ content by just clicking a button that says 'yes im totally over 18 trust me' is like. totally fine tbh. its a non-issue. i dont care if curious teenagers are looking at porn. they've been doing that for as long as porn has existed. id rather teens explore their sexuality through images on the internet than rush into real life experiences when they're not ready for it yknow. the UK is trying to put stricter age verification in place (which in turn is becoming an online privacy nightmare) and like. for what. who is it helping. why is this a problem.

bealittleimprobable

People panic about "But what if kids pick up bad ideas from it???"

When I was a kid, Power Rangers got banned at school because we all thought it was incredibly cool and kept trying to kick each other in the head. No-one bothered explaining "Those are trained actors and it's all practiced, they don't *actually* hurt each other, and you're not good at that yet", they just banned it.

So we went to the park after school and read Kim's smuggled copy of the Power Rangers magazine and kicked each other in the head there instead.

(This is a metaphor, but it's also literally true. So much kicking in the head.)

God forbid parents actually talk to their teenagers.

asystolle

THE LORD OF THE RINGS: THE FELLOWSHIP OF THE RING 2001, dir. Peter Jackson

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“Original Art 13” (2004) by Teruhide Kato

phantasieandmirare

Finally saw Odyssey and my verdict is that it was a solid movie, there were moments I liked and moments I did not.

Trojan Horse was good, pig scene was good (even though it was getting REAL hard to watch with my aversion to body horror), bow and arrow competition was good, Polyphemus was good, Athena taking the form of her priestess was good, Helen was good, Sinon was good, Penelope was good (wish we got more of the Spartan Penelope but still good), Circe being an older woman and not an evil succubus was good, Laestrygonian giants was good (not gonna lie I did a triple take when I realized they were including them but I actually really liked how they did them), Hades scene was good, cinematography was good….‘Nobody’ being cut was bad, the ship being Viking was bad, the setting feeling like it had no cultural identity was bad (see armor + Viking ship + no Greek actors), none of the other gods being included was bad, Penelope’s weaving barely getting a moment of appreciation was bad, women barely having an eighth of the film was bad even though the moments they did have were good, there being no Greeks in the movie was REAL BAD, and long story short while I will say that it was a good, solid movie and probably as good as it’s gonna get for now this is once again proof that we either need a woman or Guillermo del Toro to do Odyssey if we ever want to get true perfection.

phantasieandmirare

Oh also Clytemnestra was good, my absolutely massive problem with that is that it drives me crazy when adaptations that include her focus more on ‘her and her lover planned it’ when I think the bigger point is uh, you know, AGAMEMNON KILLED THEIR DAUGHTER AND THE MOTHERFUCKER DESERVED IT, I found it very interesting and really liked that we never properly see Agamemnon’s face though, sacking of Troy scene was good, Odysseus being portrayed as suffering from PTSD was good (I heard someone describe the whole movie as ‘when it’s Oppenheimer it’s really good and when it’s not it’s a little more yikes’ and I was like ‘tf does that mean’ but I get it now and couldn’t agree more), another nitpick of mine is that this movie was really really REALLY loud at some points, I don’t know if that’s just cause I did buy AMC XL tickets to see this and maybe the speakers are also XL but there were times I had to cover my ears, I don’t think I’ve ever seen a movie in theaters where this was an issue, again that might be a theater thing but if it’s a built in movie thing GEEZ.

Also while he did give a good performance I’m kind of at the point with Tom Holland where they need to start giving him roles that aren’t so extremely ‘man in his early 20s’.

#odyssey #odyssey spoilers #the odyssey #Matt Damon when I catch you Matt Damon #don’t ask me why I don’t like Matt Damon cause I don’t really know it’s just Vibes #I also have the same gripe with Christian Bale and Ben Affleck #Christian Bale is a lot less insufferable cause I do like his movies and acting significantly more but him as a person again Vibes are Off #ben affleck is also on sight #there’s just something about them that makes me go 😡#again it was a SOLID movie but was it pure perfection we don’t ever need another odyssey movie FUCK NO #but I will say that until we get another odyssey adaptation in 15-20 years this is probably as good as it’s gonna get #GUILLERMO CAN YOU HEAR ME GUILLERMO

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A little man patiently waiting for his cage to be cleaned

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This is such an abstract type of comedy I don’t even know how to handle it

penny-anna

Now you see, I’ve watched enough cartoons to know that this square of the carpet is on a separate animation cell from the background & therefore something funky will happen if I step on it. You won’t catch me making a rookie mistake like that no sir!