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megan-renee

obsessed

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orcboxer

dangerously-human

Do most of these people perhaps live in a cartoon?

lew-basnight

Went to another kids house in high school (his dad was a teacher I fought with constantly) to watch a movie with some people. I tiptoe everywhere, extra-extra gentle and cautious with everything, sit quietly and watch the movie. Film ends, I stand up from my chair and my head crashes into a hanging oil lamp which falls and shatters and cracks the coffee table and spills flammable oil all over the couch and carpet

girlballs

can you not post nsfw :(

you come into my home uninvited and tell me how i should arrange my furniture? what a fool you are. skeleton divine death blast

electrodaggers

laughconfetti

Gay Rights

fatsexybitch

Morosexual Rights too

c3rvida3

I think Joan of Arc's fursona would be a dog called Joan of Bark, but my partner thinks it would be a phoenix, which seems insensitive to me, but neither of us are furries, so I guess we don't really get a say either way.

swiftrunnerfelidae

I promise I’m not trying to be pretentious here. Jeanne d’Arc’s last name is d’Arc. An overly-literal translator insisted it stood for “of Arc”, and that’s why we know her as Joan of Arc. At the time, she was more commonly known as “Jeanne la Pucelle”, meaning “Joan the Maiden” or “Joan the Virgin”.

anyways since her main attack strategy was “hit them until they stop moving” I think she’d be a gorilla.

c3rvida3

*taking notes* What else do you know about this beautiful world?

kedreeva

we were discussing wills and inheritances in the breakroom today and one of the boys brought up that he heard if you hate someone in your family, you’re supposed to leave them something, literally anything, even if it’s just like 1 penny, so that they can’t sue and say you just forgot them, and one of the other boys said why wouldn’t you just say like “I specifically do not leave anything to this person” and one of the girls piped up “No, leave them 1 penny, it’s a bigger fuck you” and then she paused and goes “No wait, tell them that you leave them everything in the box you’ve buried in the woods and they have to go find it and dig it up and then they can have everything in it, but it’s just 1 penny” and because I am a writer, and thinking up wild things to have happen is part of the writing job description, I (without looking up from my computer where I was currently writing a story) said “or a bomb. I mean, you hate them right” and i looked up and everyone was looking at me and the girl (who FYI is a horror movie enthusiast and I had figured on appreciating the joke) goes “well. I mean, what are they going to do, arrest me? I’m dead.” and I wish I could bottle the looks on the boys’ faces.

thursdayplaid

When I worked full time as a genealogist a colleague showed me a will that said they left enough rope for their son in law to hang himself and nothing else.

cottoncandylesbo

your getting so sleepy. so tired. here's some blankets take a delightful nap for me O.K.?

sanitymakesposts

Oh my gosh a blankets… a safe space to sleep on… snrrrrrkkkrk mimimimimimi…..

cottoncandylesbo

FOOL!

2x DAMAGE BONUS!

#pokemon

pallisia

also this is less of a video game thing and more of a fantasy writing thing but like. i just have to say. if you want your fantasy characters to talk like normal people you can do that. you don't have to make up corny swears for your fantasy to be immersive. you can just say "fuck you" instead of "shadows take you" and you can just say "goddamn" instead of "matron's teats." if you want. just if you want

jacobtheloofah

alternatively for writing modern day fiction you can also have people say “may the gods ensure your suffering” instead of “fuck you,” or instead of “are you an idiot” you can say “have the ravens pecked out your mind” if you want. nobody can stop you.

pallisia

i can stop you. i can drop from the ceiling in your house and fuck your shit up for putting this on my post

marisatomay

grown adults will get on the internet and say things like “why is this movie about the protagonist, the titular character?” just walk into the ocean i cannot help you

staticandlove

"That villain was so problematic"

Yeah it was their job

jasvvy

we stan a legend.

kyloren

CUTE LITTLE PANTHER IN SNOW ❄️

credit: @mainecoonqueens on Instagram.

#catte #cute animals

huesofthemorning

The left picture is my favorite part of the first ending: Nozomi appearing in the doorway gleefully and Eli right behind her, stiff and embarrassed. Given that, as well as the gap Eli leaves between herself and Honoka in the right picture (the only gap in the whole line of them), I like to think that this ending takes place in those couple weeks after Nozomi and Eli join and before the concert.

I understand why the anime skipped over those weeks, but it’s one of the most disappointing things the anime does, in my opinion. We see Eli go from antagonist to best friend in the span of 30 seconds, when the actual process wouldn’t have been anything like that. Eli’s stubborn. At this point she knows she’s in the wrong, that she has to be nicer to Honoka and the rest of the girls, but she’s too awkward to do it naturally. She’s going to keep being stubborn simply because that’s all she knows how to do it, and it’s going to cause friction in the group until she can calm down. There’s going to be arguments, disagreements over leadership (who’s in charge? Honoka, as the person who started muse? Nico, as club president? Eli, who’s been in charge of everything her whole life?), and while in the end it will bring the group closer, you could have an interesting story where they almost fall apart.

The one saving grace, aside from Nozomi’s magic, is that most of the group can’t hold a grudge. Nico and Maki are the only ones who stay angry (and Eli should be really glad the subunits didn’t exist because bibi meetings would have been awful), but eventually Maki decides she doesn’t care enough. Nico is good at staying silent and angry for a long time, but once she’s alone she gives in too, and it’s only then that Eli can start to relax and truly bond with the group.

This post didn’t quite end up where I expected it to go but basically: those two weeks after Eli joined would be full of character development and awkward bonding moments and I really wish we had seen them.

#raburaibu #good µ's take in the year of 2019??? i feel young again

yehudah

i dont even daydream about myself anymore i just daydream about two fictional characters kissing and project onto one of them

yehudah

wow this really hit off. are yall good?

ataaxiia

kin memories

yehudah

shoutout to the worst addition on this post

#IM IN THIS POST AND I DONT LIKE IT

galoogamelady

my high-school art teacher: You need to learn how to draw geometric shapes in order to– me, 15 years later: you are like a little baby. watch this

Edit: late with this but this is Photoshop CC (2018 I believe)

#ref #YO???????

renardtrickster

Sometimes good posts are made by annoying people so I’ll help out

These are Safe Shorts. They were made by Sandra Seilz after someone attempted to rape her. If the fabric is torn, an alarm will be sounded.

This is the Rape-aXe, invented by a South African doctor by the name of Sonnet Ehlers. After interviewing a rape victim who wished she had teeth down there, she made this. If someone’s penis is inserted and pulled back out, the teeth will sink in, and can only be removed by a doctor.

The Killer Tampon (couldn’t find a site for it), made by retired anaesthetist Jaap Haumann. When penetration takes place, the sharp end will slice the offending appendage.

The Anti-Rape Belt (also couldn’t find a site), made by a group of Swedish teenagers led by Nadja Björk. It requires two hands to undo.

Anti-Rape Underwear/Bra (once again), as made by a group of Indian students. Will deliver an electric shock when met with unwanted advances, as well as sounding an alarm.

Undercover Colours. Made by 4 male undergraduates at North Carolina U, they change colours when in contact with chemicals or drugs that cause unconsciousness. Used in case you’re wary that your drink has been roofied.

These are just tools to help, but in addition to being mindful of your situations and staying safe, they can help when the worst happens.

Stay safe.

sabakunogaaraai

ok, those are all kind of awesome. i wish they weren’t needed, bit still…awesome solutions.

toothmuncher3000

I feel more comfortable reblogging this version

fawkyou-deactivated20190309

RapeAxe has a gofund me up that barely has 700 dollars. I feel like the inventions that havent even been funded yet should be linked to the page you can support them at.