my hehes

main @alorz

[pansyfemme]

one moment ☝️ *pauses the blowjob to start violently coughing up blood*

[dogpuppy]

[cheeso]

found footage horror film

agitated girl: mike put the camera down

mike: He ha why its a home movey

[dogpuppy]

[moveslikekeithrichards]

labubu was meant to be hanging off a kindergartners backpack filthy as fuck with no eyes left

[t-800]

[okiitos]

Anyone got that picture of yoda as a cowboy that just says "howdy partner, fuck you"? Really jonesing for it right about now.

[kineticpenguin]

[spoonbenders-archive]

in the end, all ship pairings can be categorized as either squidbob, patbob, squidward x squilliam, or mr krabs x mrs puff. thats just the way things are. if it builds off of a trope theres a spongebob pairing to match it. if you don't understand this then we can't hire you to oversee the production at this lithium ion battery plant

[spoonbenders-archive]

in the end, all ship pairings can be categorized as either squidbob, patbob, squidward x squilliam, or mr krabs x mrs puff. thats just the way things are. if it builds off of a trope theres a spongebob pairing to match it. if you don't understand this then we can't hire you to oversee the production at this lithium ion battery plant

[flerns]

im collecting them

[lord-squark]

I hate it when they're mean to detective gumshoe

[diosapate]

looking at your phone is always one of these two experiences

[angelicguy]

Many of you may be asking- what is rap? Well, to put it simply, rap is the part of the Gorillaz song that sounds- a little different.

[fapper]

What me and jay saw on my hinge yesterday

[piendish]

please stop dumping bodies in the glarb river it is my only source of fresh water

[piendish]

well thanks to a plague of sponges the river is gone now nobody gets anything

[smoqueen-deactivated20251108]

billie eilish is dressing like a bad guy thug at a mahjong game in a kung fu movie

[health-goth-inc]

"Let the Gweilo play. He has nothing left to lose."

[allcatsarebabies]

buster the feminist