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'A Christmas Story' Starter Sentences

Sentence starters taken from the 1983 holiday comedy film A Christmas Story. TW for cursing, sex references, and violence. Change pronouns and tenses as necessary, and enjoy!

"I TRIPLE-dog-dare ya!"

"Another shot of mysterious, inexorable, official justice."

"Some men are Baptists, others Catholics; my father was an Oldsmobile man."

"That son of a bitch would freeze up in the middle of summer on the equator!"

"NOT A FINGER!"

"In the heat of battle my father wove a tapestry of obscenities that as far as we know is still hanging in space over Lake Michigan."

"Over the years I got to be quite a connoisseur of soap. My personal preference was for Lux, but I found Palmolive had a nice, piquant after-dinner flavor - heady, but with just a touch of mellow smoothness."

"Be sure to drink your Ovaltine."

"Ovaltine? A crummy commercial?"

"He looks like a deranged Easter Bunny!"

"He looks like a pink nightmare!"

"Oh my god, I shot my eye out!"

"You'll shoot your eye out, kid."

"[NAME] had for years labored under the delusion that I was not only perpetually 4 years old, but also a girl."

"They looked at me as if I had lobsters crawling out of my ears."

"What is the name of the Lone Ranger's nephew's horse?"

"Aaah! "Fra-GEE-leh!" It must be Italian!"

"BB guns are dangerous. I don't want anyone shooting his eye out."

"Don't you touch that! You were always jealous of this lamp!"

"That's ridiculous. Jealous. Jealous of WHAT? That is the ugliest lamp I have ever seen in my entire LIFE!"

"A Major Award? Shucks, I wouldn't know that. It looks like a lamp."

"Don't anybody move! Hold it right there! The fuse is out."

"This is your trough. Show me how the piggies eat. Be a good boy. Show mommy how the piggies eat."

"There has never been a kid who didn't believe vaguely but incessantly that he would be stricken blind before he reached 21, and then they'd be sorry."

"Every family has a kid that won't eat. My little brother had not eaten voluntarily in over three years."

"That Christmas would live in our memories as the year we were introduced to Chinese turkey. And all is right with the world."

"The line waiting to see Santa Claus stretched all the way back to Terre Haute. And I was at the end of it."

"Mom, this is just the same old dumb parade as last year."

"The heavenly aroma still hung in the house. But it was gone, all gone! No turkey! No turkey sandwiches! No turkey salad! No turkey gravy! Turkey Hash! Turkey a la King! Or gallons of turkey soup! Gone, ALL GONE!"

"Yeah, another one of my silly puzzles. This one could be worth FIFTY THOUSAND BUCKS."

"Yes, clearly, a little bribe never hurts."

"Those icicles have been known to kill people!"

"Mothers know nothing about creeping marauders burrowing through the snow toward the kitchen where only you and you alone stand between your tiny, huddled family and insensate evil."

"I want an Official Red Ryder carbine action two-hundred shot range model air rifle."

"I asked my old man about sticking your tongue to a flagpole in the winter, and he says that it'll freeze right to the pole, just like I told ya."

"Ah, baloney. What would your old man know about anything?"

"Was there no end to the conspiracy of irrational prejudice against Red Ryder and his peacemaker?"

"How are they going to deliver a bowling alley here tonight?"

"Adults loved to say things like that but kids knew better. We knew darn well it was always better not to get caught."

"Listen, jerk! When I tell you to come, you better come."

"What, you're gonna cry now? Come on, crybaby! Cry for me, come on! CRY!"

"My mother hadn't had a hot meal for herself in fifteen years."

[notmorbid]

playground.

dialogue prompts from playground: a novel by richard powers.

how can people live in this?

i'm trying to remember why i'm alive.

i am alive for the sole purpose of enjoying you.

you are a sordid piece of shit.

i love you. you'll believe anything.

i cannot wait to be free of you.

i've never told anyone but you.

it's okay. you're awake.

the gods are bothering me, for some reason.

i could learn something from you.

whose kid are you?

everyone needs to eat, but few people are aware of who sets the table.

you can't forget what you never knew.

people and their emotions puzzle me.

ready or not, here comes everything.

it's a fine morning, all things considered.

you're going to save us.

was there something you wanted to talk about?

they make electric cars now, you know.

i failed you.

i made a promise that i can't keep.

your perfection embarrasses me.

it's only emergency adultery.

what i really want is to talk.

power is an isolating thing.

power is a thing more given than taken.

i'm done with denial. i'm working my way through resentment.

i've rolled enough dice in my life to know how chance works.

i've always been a coward about the unknown.

all you need to do is breathe.

the water belongs to nobody. it's no man's land.

you're the only one of us who has a chance of making it in this world.

the smart ones want to be anywhere but here.

everyone talks a lot of trash about you, you know.

nobody really knows you. only i know the real you.

what is the most important quality a person can possess?

don't worry. i love you no matter what.

a person who never felt sad would be a monster.

i've had enough paternal stupidity for one lifetime.

i knew of you before i knew your name.

you deserve the best that ______ has to offer.

any excuse to go home as late as possible.

this is america. it's hardly a fair fight.

see you next week, asshole.

_____ is the closest thing to my religion.

you can ask. doesn't mean i have to answer.

who taught you to be so sneaky?

i can't even bluff at cards.

disguise yourself and do what you need to.

do you have a life philosophy? words you live by?

you couldn't have called ahead?

you seem like you can handle other people's opinions.

i won't be gone for long.

this isn't going to work, is it?

i'm not going to be able to leave you, am i?

life is never good at obeying human logic.

i wouldn't mind laying down a while. maybe just a month or two.

we make things that we hope will be bigger than us, then we're desolate when that's what they become.

you're truly crazy, but crazy memorable.

i could complain, but i won't.

i tend to think that the world is my fault. maybe that's ego or something.

you don't even know how free you are. it's just like breathing to you.

hold on. small steps.

i always thought a person had to choose between safety and freedom.

you could teach me a thing or two.

new game. i'm making the rules.

every human heart imagines god a different way.

stop being such a self-protecting little coward.

if it makes you feel good to think so, then think so.

i'm so simple. you only need to know a few things about me.

i don't believe in your world, and you'll never understand mine.

being safety will always get you killed.

they got what they wanted, but now they want the old me back.

this place isn't fit for human habitation.

find the moves the rules forgot to outlaw.

you know what the flight attendants say: put your own mask on before assisting others.

i was there. i know that song.

no vote is a vote, too.

what we two had was very beautiful for a while.

do not blame your fear of life on me.

i'll be fine. back in ten minutes.

don't let them make you as crazy as they are.

there has to be a way to spin this mountain of shit into gold.

i never did like poker. too much psychology.

when have i ever not helped you?

hope and truth cannot be reconciled.

don't i get a hug before the interrogation? a 'nice to see you'?

have you been sleeping alright? your eyes look baggy.

i've gotten what i needed from this life.

why are you still so tall?

you only ever loved me for my car.

call me. same old number.

what are you? who are you? why are you here?

what did you do to ____?

careful. remember your training.

consciousness is not all it's cracked up to be.

[literaryvein-reblogs]

Writing References: World-Building

20 Questions

Basics: World-building ⚜ Places ⚜ Imagery ⚜ Setting

Exploring your Setting ⚜ Kinds of Fantasy Worlds

Editing

Setting & Pacing Issues

Writing Notes

Animal Culture ⚜ Autopsy

Alchemy ⚜ Creating a Magic System

Art: Elements ⚜ Principles ⚜ Photographs ⚜ Watercolour

Creating Fictional Items ⚜ Fictional Poisons

Cruise Ships ⚜ Dystopian World

Culture ⚜ Culture Shock ⚜ Ethnocentrism & Cultural Relativism

Food: How to Describe ⚜ Word Lists: Part 1 2 3 4 5

Food: Cooking Basics ⚜ Herbs & Spices ⚜ Sauces ⚜ Wine-tasting

Food: Aphrodisiacs ⚜ List of Aphrodisiacs

Food: Uncommon Fruits & Vegetables

Greek Vases ⚜ Sapphire ⚜ Relics

Hate ⚜ Love ⚜ Kinds of Love

Medieval Art & Architecture: Part 1 ⚜ Part 2 ⚜ Some Vocabulary

Mystical Items & Objects ⚜ Talisman

Moon: Part 1 ⚜ Part 2

Seasons: Spring ⚜ Summer

Shapes of Symbols ⚜ Symbolism

Slang: 1930s

Symbolism: Of Colors Part 1 2 ⚜ Of Food ⚜ Of Storms

Topics List ⚜ Write Room Syndrome

Vocabulary

Agrostology ⚜ Architecture ⚜ Art Part 1 2 ⚜ European Renaissance Art ⚜ Fashion ⚜ Gemology ⚜ Geology Part 1 2 ⚜ Greek Art ⚜ Law ⚜ Literature Part 1 2 ⚜ Poetry ⚜ Science

Writing References: Plot ⚜ Character Development

[justanotherrpmeme]

Multi-muse poly-ship plotting meme

Send “poly plots please”

... and I'll combine our muse lists and respond with a handful of suggestions of muse combinations which could potentially work in a polyship (with bonus points for how they might end up together).

There's no pressure for us to write any of the suggested ships but we can use it as a starting point for plotting something interesting!

[phantomrpmemes]

Send "❤" for our muses to go on a blind date!

[phantomrpmemes]

Send “Come dance with Me!” to Fuse with my muse!

Use >this< generator to combine your muses names! 

[phantomrpmemes]

BAD PICK UP LINES!✨

Send a bad pick up line to my muse for their reaction! 

              Could be used as an icebreaker or even flirting between familiar muses! 

You must work at Starbucks, because I dig you a latte.

You must be a tower? Because eiffel for you.

What’s on the menu, you ask? ME-N-U !

If you were a Transformer you’d be Optimus Fine!

They should take away your license, because you’re driving me crazy.

Do you believe in love at first sight? Or should I walk past you again?

I’m learning about important dates in history. Wanna be one of them?

I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?

Are you a parking ticket? Cause you’ve got fine written all over you!

Did you invent the airplane? Because you seem Wright for me!

I was wondering if you had an extra heart. Because mine was just stolen!

I hope you know CPR, because you are taking my breath away!

If you were a burger at McDonald’s, you’d be named the McGorgeous!

Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile!

Is there an airport nearby, or was that just my heart taking off?

Are you a loan? ‘Cause you’ve got my interest!

I’m in the mood for pizza. A pizza you, that is!

You’re so sweet, you’d put Hershey’s out of business!

Was your mother a beaver? Because DAMN!

It’s handy that I have my library card because I’m totally checking you out.

Do you work at Subway? ‘Cause you just gave me a foot-long.

I’ve lost my teddy bear! Can I sleep with you instead?

I’m from out of town. Can you please give me directions to your place?

[thesaltminesrph]

Sexual Sunday: Do’s and Don’ts

Always be 18+. This isn’t optional, you can literally get a mun in deep legal trouble if you’re writing this as a minor. You must be so tall to ride this ride, sorry. Fade to back until you’re universally legal, NO EXCEPTIONS.

Read your partners rules before sending in memes, especially if it’s been a while and you can’t trust yourself to remember them. If nothing else, most people usually have at least something specified for the N/SFW interactions. Read them, respect them. Easy peasy.

Don’t get offended if a mun will write something with a different partner that they’re not comfortable writing with you. People have different comfort levels with different people and this is valid.

No is a full sentence. It doesn’t need justification.

Remember that your tags cannot have fancy symbols, emojis, or punctuation in them if they’re to be picked up by blacklist features: “#nsfw” or “#nsfw tw” etc are what will actually get picked up and properly blocked for those blacklisting it.

Mun ≠ muse. Shipping/writing adult content does not mean you are in a sexual or romantic relationship with that mun. It also should not be used for self inserted gratification (unless that’s something you have discussed amongst yourselves and it’s consented to between muns). If you cannot separate yourself from your muse, write fanfic.

[phantomrpmemes]

Send 👶 for your Muses reaction to my Muse singing to their unborn child.

[phantomrpmemes]

Break Up Starters.

We need to talk.

Are you okay?

So what does this mean?

I’m so sorry.

I’m just trying to do what’s right for both of us.

I want my key back.

I just need some time to think about things.

I never meant to hurt you.

Is this really what you want?

This is hard for me, too.

I hope we can still be friends.

What am I going to tell [our friends/my parents/the kids]?

There’s no one else, I swear.

I’m just not ready to settle down.

Where is this going?

So it’s really over, then.

I love you.

I hate you.

I can’t do this anymore.

You’re going to make someone so happy someday.

You’re making a huge mistake.

Get out.

What about [shared pet/the kids]?

I knew it.

I’m not in love with you anymore.

Where is this coming from?

I can’t believe this.

You’re more like a [roommate/friend/sibling]

I need to focus on my career.

You’re not the person I fell in love with.

All we do is fight.

I wish I never met you.

There’s someone else.

Are you sure?

I just need some space.

It’s over, it has been for a while.

I can’t even look at you anymore.

It’s not me, it’s you.

Its not you, it’s me.

How could you do this to me?

I think you’re an amazing person.

Tell me you’re going to be okay.

You deserve better than this.

Don’t ever talk to me again.

I just want things to go back to how they used to be.

I never cheated on you.

When can I pick up my stuff?

Who is it then?

You broke my heart.

This isn’t working. 

[phantomrpmemes]

Steven Universe “Change Your Mind” Starters!

"Oh, right. Prison..." 

 "I cannot believe you! Making a scene like that!"

 "We weren't trying to make a scene! We were just..." 

 "What have you done with_____?" 

 "What have I done?! What have you done!?" 

"Ugh. Please. Just get rid of it." 

 "______is very unhappy with you." 

"Why do you always do this,______" 

 "You think I've never been grounded before?" 

"Agh! In what universe could that possibly be fine?!" 

"I know what it's like to have a loving family. And we don't do stuff like this to each other." 

 "That's enough!" 

"This isn't normal." 

"This is why you left... isn't it?"

 "You were right to leave." 

" All right, it's safe." 

"What... are you doing?" 

" *Muse's pronouns* prefers to be called ___." 

 "You don't have to do this!" 

"Does this look perfect to you?!"

 "if every pork chop were perfect, we wouldn't have hot dogs". 

"And that means... what?"

 "Don't worry. I'll get you home safe." 

"You're not going anywhere.

"We're busted." 

"I always wanted to uppercut an upper crust!" 

"You came!" 

“That felt great.” 

"Very cute." 

"This way of living... It must have been like torture for you." 

"But it's the truth!" 

"Don't worry! I'm here for __" 

 "Uhh... What just happened?"

 "Don't worry about me!"

 "Now, this is a fine mess we're in." 

"That won't do!"

 "Are you guys okay?" 

"My own sword? It's perfect!"

 "Hold on! I've got ya!"

 "Keep going! I'm right behind you!" 

"It's a pity, the way you bring out the worst in others."

 "Oh, thank you. How generous of you."

 "I feel excellent." 

"You're wrong! Please, just listen to me!"

"What did you say? Answer me!"

 "Where do you think you're going?!" 

"Don't you dare take one more step!"

 "That's enough!"

 "I only want you to be yourself!"

 "Are you back together?"

 "Are you okay?!"

 "Ughh... what happened?"

 "Wh-What happened...? Where am I?" 

"Welcome back." 

"Wait, wait! It's okay! I know what you're thinking but____!"

[phantomrpmemes]

50 Cheesy Ways to Say “I love you”

1. “Hell is a world without you in it.”

2. “Forever seems like such a short time now that we’re together.”

3. “My safe place is in your arms.”

4. “Everything got better the day we met.”

5. “I love our life together.”

6. “Falling for you came more naturally to me than breathing.”

7. “Thank you for existing.”

8. “You make everything seem so possible.”

9. “When I look at you, I see a bigger, brighter, better world.”

10. “You’re the greatest reward I could have asked for.”

11. “Our relationship is the only team I ever want to be on.”

12. “Your body is my home.”

13. “The future stopped looking so bleak the second I laid eyes on you.”

14. “I think I loved you before I even knew you.”

15. “When I’m with you, my heart’s at risk of exploding.”

16. “You make everything so much less terrifying.”

17. “I really can’t imagine doing life without you.”

18. “There is so much beauty in us.”

19. “Making you smile is my greatest pleasure.”

20. “Finding you is my greatest accomplishment.”

21. “I honestly don’t care what we do, as long as I get to do it with you.”

22. “You are my favorite person.”

23. “You are my happiness.”

24. “You are my world.”

25. “When I’m with you, I feel blanketed in the certainty that everything’s going to be okay.”

26. “Loving you is an absolute honor.”

27. “I’m addicted to you and I have absolutely no intention of getting sober.”

28. “You make me want to be a better person.”

29. “Your very presence puts me at ease.”

30. “I need you more than oxygen, or water.”

31. “You make me want to cry out of pure, unadulterated joy.”

32. “I never have to wonder if we’ll stay together. I just know it.”

33. “Leaving you isn’t an option.”

34. “I love you even when I want to rip your head off.”

35. “You deserve an Oscar for being awesome.”

36. “Nothing can ever stop me from loving you.”

37. “You are my everything.”

38. “Please don’t die before I do.”

39. “Our love is the kind that gives people hope.”

40. “If other couples aren’t jealous of us already, they should be.”

41. “You make life worth living every single day.”

42. “I love you down to your very quirk and flaw.”

43. “Without you I wouldn’t know what love is.”

44. “The prospect of waking up next to you makes falling asleep so much sweeter.”

45. “I found my true self through loving you.”

46. “You make me want to believe in a higher power.”

47. “Thanks to you, I understand what people mean when they say they feel blessed.”

48. “I don’t believe in Fate but I do believe we were meant to be.”

49. “As long as we have each other, nothing else matters.”

50. “Loving you will be my greatest achievement.”

[memeasaurus-promptus]

Today, let's give some love

Tell that one blog you lurk that you like their content, shower an artist, a writer, an RPer in praise. Reblog that post you liked but haven't shared, ramble in the tags with your true feelings than basic tags or none at all. Send anons, send IMs, just spread some love and appreciation.

[naughtyandnicerpmemes]

If They Had A Kid (Submissions)

I'm accepting 'If They Had A Kid' submissions! Submit to me the following:

Name: 

Gender: 

General appearance: 

Personality: 

Special Talents: 

Who they like better: 

Who they take after more:

Personal headcanon: 

Face Claim: 

Remember to specify muse for multi-muse blogs!

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