any time, teatime

crumbling to dust

[april]

ⓘ Tip If you feel unfulfilled by how you spent your time today, you can stay up late to try to combat the sense of dissatisfaction. This will ensure that you feel even worse tomorrow.

[error-404-fuck-not-found]

used to think it terribly silly (and kinda funny) when fantasy or sci-fi stories would have people refer to major recent historical events as The Flood or The Incident or The Revolution, and im sure historians fucking hate that because it's not helpful or descriptive, but we sure do be calling it The Pandemic

[fruitsoftheweb]

Wax Drip

[supercumrat64]

heh heh…

[supercumrat64]

sort of, uh… heh

[supercumrat64]

kinda looks like uh… heh, you know…

[purified-zone]

What do you see? What does it look like, Supercumrat64? Why don’t you share it with the class, Supercumrat64?

[red-garden]

“Do dishes” and “take out trash” both require the use of a spell slot, vs “use phone” is a cantrip, and brother, I am a level one wizard

[connieboldheart]

I've had a bad day and would like to remind u that these photos of the lotr cast t-posing exist because it always makes me feel better:

Don't forget this one of Frodo giving side eye like a diva:

And this one of Sam always makes me giggle:

And Saruman giving bat wings:

And these guys:

You're welcome <3

[barbreypilled]

when I tell u I had to scroll a week back in my twitter likes to find this video bc I genuinely couldn’t sleep until I did

[just-french-me-up]

the urge to write is like a cat meowing for dear life for someone to open the goddamn door, who then shows utter disinterest in said open door

[volatilevale]

how life feels when there's a sicko on the same disgusting freak wavelength as you

[yardsards]

but i stay silly! *←said in the most world-weary voice you ever did hear*

[fizzlepop-frog]

“but I stay silly!”

[sensiblereblogifposts]

Reblog you stay silly

[weaselle]

on it boss

[sleepy-bebby]

[themoonandmyman]

to whom am I squeaking

[canthaveshitingotham-crucified]

i hate it when i cant even write a poem about something because its too obvious. like in the airbnb i was at i guess it used to be a kids room cause you could see the imprint of one little glow in the dark star that had been missed and painted over in landlord white. like that's a poem already what's the point

[canthaveshitingotham-crucified]

you get it. you get the themes. i dont have time to do it justice. just look at it its on the ceiling

[brenna]

[teaboot]

[wheresmyphonemp3]

[fadingponycookiedream]

[andsorrowsend]

[werefeathers]

[timbitshockey]

rating pictures by how much these players fucked the cup

erik johnson — 8/10. he definitely fucked the cup. his artfully arranged bedhead and dopey grin tells a story that dare not be put in print. not to put too fine a point on it but basically what i’m saying is i think the cup topped

alex ovechkin — 10/10. this guy didn’t just fuck the cup. he had a threesome with the cup. he saw the cup across the bar and liked its vibes. ovechkin is in a hetero-centric semi-nonsexual throuple with the cup and he DOES fuck it and it is IN this relationship

sidney crosby — 0/10. sidney crosby did not fuck the cup. sidney crosby had “too much respect” for the cup. sidney crosby is waiting for marriage with the cup, at which point sidney crosby will make love to the cup, and not a moment before

[calmtonight]

how it feels to see a post containing a vaguely factually inaccurate sentiment about a subject on which you are disgustingly overinformed

[annabelle--cane]

gothic horror is when there's a location. cosmic horror is when there's an unauthorized fucking Thing. folk horror is when you're outside.

[comfymoth]

i know how to make art……….. i LIKE making art………. making art is fun……………. i feel fulfilled when i make art……………………..

[suffering-and-misery]

adhd paralysis sucks bcuz im just sitting there and my brain is like

YOU ARE WASTING TIME YOU ARE WASTING TIME YOU ARE WASTING TIME YOU ARE WASTING TIME YOU ARE WASTING TIME YOU ARE WASTING TIME YOU ARE WASTING TIME YOU ARE WASTING TIME YOU ARE WASTING TIME YOU ARE WASTING TIME

no work done no rest gained. literally no point of this at all

[sabrsiren-deactivated20250418]

just wanted to share these executive dysfunction comics i am so sorry to whoever drew them these have been saved on my phone for like 6 years

[kitsuneheart]

I sent this to my husband, and learned he doesn't know what knotting is.