guy currently hurtling toward a migraine at a rate that would impress most astrophysicists: i wonder wgat is happening in my beautiful telephone

oozey mess
Not today Justin
trying on a metaphor
ojovivo
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH

祝日 / Permanent Vacation
NASA
taylor price

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tannertan36

Origami Around

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if i look back, i am lost
occasionally subtle
Sweet Seals For You, Always
hello vonnie
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
we're not kids anymore.
Sade Olutola
AnasAbdin
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@touching-grass-is-not-enough
guy currently hurtling toward a migraine at a rate that would impress most astrophysicists: i wonder wgat is happening in my beautiful telephone
being too warm during the day: well, this sucks, but this temperature makes sense because the sun is up, and the sun is making me warm. i am unhappy but logically i can deal with it for now.
being too warm at night: what if i kill everybody.
reblogs were off
Prev you fascinate me.
@deathwaltz-ao3
I love how Zohran Mamdani is wearing a suit everywhere. And if he has anything else he puts it ON TOP of the suit. A basketball jersey. A high-vis vest. All worn over the suit. He’s like the mayor character in a cartoon who’s always dressed as The Mayor. If I didn’t know who he was and he biked past me in NYC I’d be like holy shit was that the mayor
I know his tailor is stressed bro look at this man wearing a suit to fix a pothole
It is extremely silly but it is unfortunately because of the Obama tan suit incident
Trans related meme I found on Pinterest
“Why don’t you use ai” idk man beyond the obvious environmental and “this machine causes psychosis and encourages people to kill themselves” thing I think asking the equivalent of a solid D student who is also a pathological liar if they can answer my question/do the work for me seems pretty fucking stupid
Queen’s coming
Please be someone that's normal. Please be someone that's normal. Please be someone that's normal for once!😬
FUCK!
I don’t wanna marry Sonic the Hedgehog 😭
@bassyperson @zeldafloof @chezzitezzi + open tags!
I’m scared hold up
(under the cut cuz blood)
my amazing awesome beautiful fantastic wonderful wife robin
@stank-bugg @juno-the-great @creatorofscotchea350 @psyche-official + open tags
I guess I'm getting 2 wives
@waitingonabook @catlover-offical @small-bottle-of-expired-milk @ravengirl-luca + open tags
EW HE’S MY CHILD
@mariorat-the-aroace @the-bone-eating-vulture-kirin @catlover-offical @miko-gone-bad @violetrosiecookiesleepydragon @unicorngroundzero @loco-the-wolf @the-mycelial-court @littlechaoscryptid @ripplefoxx @itsuwari-no-kibo-offical @watermelon-flavored-dragon-candy @libertymutualadvertisement @libertymutualnsurance-blog @is
Wasn’t tagged but wtv
OMG MY WIFEEE YAYAYAYYAYAYAYAYAYYAYAYAY
@squidswagbrainrott @riverthesillytherian @k-mart-hair-42 @izzie-of-suburbia-official @kaihasmoreswagthanyou3 @cheeseballman72 @veethevoyd +open tags
i mean. sure ig? id rather have his gender but i could be poly with him and hyuna~
@jaydoesrandomstuff @rainworldobsesseddemon @fynchfire @gay-little-isopod @gloomurai-official @silentsupernova @engene-army-stay @iiinkos @p3rpetual-moti0n + open tags
YES YES OMG MARRY ME NOW OMG THANK GOD
@k1tkatzzz @thefloppydisk08 @sidviciousssidk @spookydollsblog @coquette-corpsie @bookishsassqueen @evyyy77 @blacknailpolishoffical @be-more-silly @death-of-an-optimist @elijahcries2 @justmythoughts113 @permetutotheworld @academicloser69420 @austin003 @i-put-the-hyper-in-hyperfixated @shattered-starry-pages @hekate-offical @lilyyyevans @cerciscanadensis @destroy-the-binary @cabin13winion @skw1d @morrowsmotto @glamfreddyfan
BOTH OF THEM???? 🤯🤯🤯
@evenmoremaee @ph03nix-by-th3-light-sw1tch @littlebeanantenthusiast @nerd-alerts @tabbykai @sage0clock @spikedradio @oliverisagaymuggleborn @twisted-mentally @honourofheresy @its-julessssss @zannabaefishwithlegs + any other moots !!
Oh. Um. @ringmaster-officialy Im sorry.
Open tags
THIS IS MY OWN DAM DRAWING- anyway YAY:3 i love pyro and apo i’m fine with this <3
open tags:3
I...
Do. . . I— do i get to marry them all?
Holy shit..? Let's go? Let's freaking go? Biggest W of my life?
@chaoticxsnowflake @phoenix--dawn @annasstarz @gacha-gamers-blog + open tags!
Thanks for the tag!
Yeah I’m chill w this
@phoenix--dawn @ironspider-noctis @st4rrl1ghtwastaken + open tag
Lol @chaoticxsnowflake @withered--ivy I'm always late to these... and that's such a lovely photo of Kaeya btw. I need to do a photoshoot in that wonderland sometime
You know what? I'll take it. 🩵🙂↔️
(This art was a recent birthday gift from the fabulous @novarion by the way 🥲 I love it 🥰)
Uhh idk who to tag... @frostedsakurablossom @aalinaaaaaa @jaysc0ve @starlygalaxy and open tag ✨
Ehehe okayyy hehehehe
Thank you for the tag ^^
@oxianna @chenyuvale @lover-and-lover and uhmmmm whomever else idr everyone’s users rn
hm.
sure .
@sillystringstar , @asterain, @kitchenaidmixer02 @luvtisms @catboyfurina, and anyone who sees this
i just finished vnc with prev soooo .. mwehehehe ……
tagging um .. @bookwormsheska @catboy-lobotomy . be subjected to nonsense
already married i #win
@worldsbiggestfishfan @phoenix-corgi-abomination @touching-grass-is-not-enough @sillypilled-friendcel i am looking at you people/nf
I do love me a himbo
@touching-grass-is-not-enough @worldsbiggestfishfan (Spooky tagged the only bitches I can tag so get tagged twice idiots)
Sasuke Uchiha ?
He leaves me for Naruto
I don’t have anyone to tag
We have just passed the one year anniversary of me decimating my ankle, and with it my lifelong dream of being a pastry chef. To commemorate, I’m listening to “Ancient History” by the crane wives. It’s not like it was the sole reason I quit baking but it was most definitely the final one. When my talar bone cracked I nearly felt as my goal shattered and sprayed across the ground.
I’m in a much better place now but it still felt terrible at the time
“My body's achin' like a knocked down drag out
And my poor heart is an open wound
It's ancient history
That's bleedin' out of me
So what am I supposed to do?”
I also think that the strength gap is at least partially manufactured women would in fact be stronger overall if little girls were encouraged to do physically taxing games and activities and eat their fill while they’re growing vs having to constantly diet and be sedentary indoors (or god forbid do intense cardio while under-eating). The amount of adult women honestly afraid to lift weights bc they think they’ll get bulky as though bulking isn’t a full time job that athletes have to spend all their time on and anyone on earth gets shredded from just using their adult muscles for their intended purpose, girl your bone density 🥀
if you say women are intentionally nerfed from birth in 2026 people look at you like you’re insane and start condescendingly telling you about how women are just better at different things (but not during their periods haha) but this was a completely basic feminist talking point I grew up with like “girls can do it too! [shot of little girls climbing and running with boys]” nickelodeon commercial tier base level I hate it how is everyone suddenly dumber than the average 7 year old
"it's just stress" oh thank god, it's just the silent killer that slowly kills you, perfectly harmless, no need to worry
I will. I WILL!!
Headcanon whatnot got me acting like I work at STYX (+ additional doodles)
Persona 6 Official Announcement Teaser
see 0 note flop posts aren't that bad when they're personal but 0 note fandom posts feel literally so bad. like if you don't wanna play toys with me anymore just say that. i'll pack up my super cool awesome things and go and i'll sit on the other side of the playground by myself and i won't even look at you. fuck
I LOVE being autistic and trying to communicate because every time it’s