I'm whatever the opposite of locked in it. Locked out. Can't find my fucking keys. Calling the locksmith and my landlord. Absolutely not getting in any time soon.
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I'm whatever the opposite of locked in it. Locked out. Can't find my fucking keys. Calling the locksmith and my landlord. Absolutely not getting in any time soon.
(opening the author’s works page after finishing a fic) and if im lucky they’ll have written this exact same fic but different a bunch more times
Well fuck.
controversial post and I’m sure the reactions are going to be atrocious but being a super submissive tradwife is actually a fetish for a lot of the women in the movement but they’re so repressed they’d rather align themselves with Christian nationalism and ‘conservative values’ than admit it turns them on to be dependent and treated as hyperfeminine and weak and fragile. this is especially true for the women who weren’t raised and groomed into Christian fundamentalism but randomly decided to align themselves with it later in life. my dad genuinely dated a woman like this who wanted a ‘strong male leader’ and ‘Christian family discipline’ and it was like, Jesus Christ get into BDSM and out of that mega church you joined.
you don’t have to bring god or law into being submissive and treated like a servant, that can just be your thing
who has the tweet where someone is confused by horses in the ocean and someone got really mad and was like "they're fucking frolicking you miserable bitch"
nvm I found it
As an ace this is the only time "you just haven't met the right person yet" has made me laugh lmaoooo
The Muppets Go Medieval would have gone HARD you can't deny that
Your body must be rested and fed if you wish to be a pervert.
Bought a bag of honeycrisp apples & baby carrots at the grocery store….peace & love on planet earth
Diabolical tag on this joyous post
freeing him by cracking him like an egg
RULE NO. 1 OF WOUND CARE: ignore itttt :33
RULE NO. 2 OF WOUND CARE: go swimming!! in a pond or especially a public pool :)
WHO TF ARE YOU?!?!?!
Strange haunted photo where Winifred looks like she's a painting
I have placed her in a more fitting setting
For the first time in my tenure on tumblr, it's "THAT'S A PHOTOGRAPH?" and not "THAT'S AN OIL PAINTING?"
Hands you this
Wait here with the emperor, guard him with your life.
No.... Talos save us...
If you're using gen AI because "you want to make art but don't know how/can't learn/it's easier/whatever"
You don't want to make art.
You want someone to make art for you, but you don't want to pay or exchange anything of equal value for it, and also you want it right now, in whatever style you fancy that moment, and in whatever quantity you want. You're greedy and entitled and it is just that simple. You don't want to make anything.
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