pics that make you go hell yea babey elvis presley

[polychaete-of-the-day]

The polychaete for today is this shiny, deep-sea Peinaleopolynoe orphanae, part of a group called Elvis worms.

Photo from study by Hatch AS, Liew H, Hourdez S, Rouse GW

[polychaete-of-the-day]

Another Elvis worm for today's polychaete, the Peinaleopolynoe elvisi.

[aaaaaarchive]

[silliestcolressfan]

affirmations for people with multiple blogs:

☆ i am on the right blog

☆ i wont accidentally post on the wrong blog

☆ i can get my blogs right

☆ i have a normal amount of side blogs

☆ this isnt going on the wrong blog

[queer-as-city-folk]

DIVA DOWN, I REPEAT, DIVA DOWN!!!

[wikicamp2]

[decamarks]

So can I use this word to refer to anything that isn't well-built eleven youths with Dragon Formes or is it only that

[knowyournewmeme]

“animal cr*ckers in my soup”

— surely temple

[scary-ivy]

IDK why the Elvis death gif op blocked me but here it is . Just as a treat for me

[scary-ivy]

Elvis birthday

[t00thpasteface]

mentioned having an elvis song stuck in my head to a coworker and he said "you listen to elvis?" and then stopped himself and said "everybody listens to elvis, man. even god listens to elvis"

[girlsadist]

vampirism will save us all

[girlsadist]

my blood fetish is not clouding my objectivity

[homunculus-argument]

Imagine unexpectedly popping up in Valhalla with your pants around your ankles because just half a minute ago you were taking a shit so bad that the Viking gods decided that it should count as dying in battle.

[lerudan]

Isn't it even worse? You don't just pop up there. You get carried there by a Valkyrie.

You're experiencing a gastrointestinal event, and are really not having a good time, and the suddenly, without any logical way to be present there's a Winged Woman in there with you, in Armor, with Weapons and Helmet, who looks like she could take down Sandor Clegane or Geralt of Rivia in the 10 minutes before waking up, just plugs you from your porcelain throne and doesn't even gives you the chance to pull up your pants before carrying you off.

[homunculus-argument]

Elvis, pantsless, being carried from the mortal realm by a huge gorgeous Brawnhilda valkyrie: oh woah pretty mama where we going

[stirdrawsandreblaws]

got stuck on the toilet earlier and my inner monologue started coming in cookie monster's voice for some reason

[saxifraga-x-urbium]

#man cookie monster you're fighting bc the lid is closed!

[stirdrawsandreblaws]

me pretending there was artistic intent behind me bad drawing

[stirdrawsandreblaws]

ok so responses to this post have mostly been in one of three camps:

"i always think this too"

"no cookie!! the lid is down!!!" (incorrect, see above)

"reblogging from the toilet" in solidarity with cookie monster

but there is one response that i found, well, extremely jarring:

these tags from @wingstothesun put an image into my head that i now inflict upon them and the rest of you:

[stirdrawsandreblaws]

per tags from @thepandabaker i was cursed with another vision, and now so are all of you:

[dr-bengay]

Elvis skeleton (RoboCop 2)

[elvis-official]

happy pride elvis i drew my cat as you <3

Woah mama I love kitty elvii

[blueelvis]

the Real me

glub glub 🐟