LORD OF THE FLIES

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AHHHHH UM INTRODUCTION POST‼️‼️

This is like my side blog where I dump all my au's of various fandoms and occasionally post fanart.

Fandoms I'm in include -

Lord of the flies (ofc)

Dsmp

DC - Jason todd runs specifically

Adventure time

Marvel - mostly miles morales

ALSO FOR WHEN I DO ACTUALLY GO THROUGH WITH MY AU IDEAS I POST THEM ON MY AO3 ACCOUNT - Cosycup

So um yea 😁

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Basically a while ago I got inspired by a fellow Tumblr user to make an au where Jason was taken in by the joker and like made to be his sidekick/son.

I ended up writing a bit but I hated it cus um idk it just wasn't my style. But recently I've come back to the idea and I'm thinking like if I do write this fic would people actually read it cus yknow encouragement means a lot to me.

So uh yea that's it.

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Omw to make a jaybin lives fic where tim drake doesn't exist

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Sbi au where like it's the typical hero setting with Phil as a famous hero and the boys (Wilbur techno and tommy) as his sons but with a Rapunzel take on it.

So like when Wilbur is 15 (techno too cus they're twins in this au) and Tommy is 9, Phil is in like his prime as the crow father and he's this like icon for superheros and parents and it's amazing and they live a great life.

Then Wilbur gets kidnapped.

And like Phil's freaking out over this and calling all his hero friends to try find Wilbur but nothing works like one minute he was in his bedroom sleeping and then the next he's gone and I see Phil as one of those really protective parents so he has cameras in his kids room and like they had to do a ton of slideshows and begging in order to be allowed their own rooms since Phil thought it would be safer for them all to sleep in a shared room but yknow in the end he ended up allowing them their own rooms but with the condition of having cameras in there.

He heavily regrets that decision.

Techno on the other hand has completely shut down cus will was like his personal translator who said the things he didn't want to because yknow Wilbur has no filter. But with his twin gone he's just become completely unreadable and clings himself to Phil and Tommy. He also has this breakdown where he blames Phil for Wilbur being kidnapped because it's assumed that his fame and large numbers of enemies is what caused the villain to target Wilbur. He immediately feels bad about it but still stops calling him Dad and Phil instead. He also becomes a hero and basically kills all the suspects of the kidnapping (he's 22 at this point)

And then there's Tommy on the other side of the spectrum who has like gone from a nice cheeky kid to an absolute crashout like he's not taking anything seriously and is constantly messing around like image Tommy from the very beginning of dsmp where he was doing shit for the sake of doing shit. No one's really sure why he's acting this way and the doctors he's been to say it might have to do with him being so young yet loosing someone so important to him has messed up the things his brain really views as important so he's extremely apathetic towards others since he thinks they're not permanent so he should care that much about how his actions affect them. Or maybe he's just batshit insane and Wilbur was able to help him suppress it. Both could work.

Anyway, Tommy turns 16 so this is 7 years after wilburs kidnapping and he's just chilling and stuff and fall of a sudden some fuckass pigeon is attacking his window so he being the big man he is opens the window and smacks the pigeon and as he smacks it a little letter falls out it's mouth and Tommy doesn't pick it up because it's unsanitary and women hate that and then the pigeon flies of and Tommy shrugs of the incident and goes back to whatever he was doing.

Phil and techno come home and everythings normal just some how were your days and stuff and then techno sees the note on the floor and is like what's this and Tommy is like idk I think a pigeon gave birth to it. And Phil doesn't bat an eye at that because weirder things have happened so oh well except techno reads out the note and it says happy 16th birthday love Wilbur. And then he starts crashing out about someone playing a fucked up prank and is like Tommy who did the pigeon belong to and Phil is having a mental breakdown because his son's beautiful name shouldn't be used to upset his kids.

Butttt instead of Tommy also getting upset about it he's remembering the time he said he wished his birthday was everyday so he's always get to have parties and cake and so for the whole day Wilbur pretended it was Tommy's birthday despite him already having it like a month ago. And so ofc the letter is send on that day only 7 years later.

Cue to Tommy confessing this and Phil calling in all his hero friends who trace the pigeon who dropped the letter (don't ask me how) and then end up at an apartment where surprise suprise, Wilbur is there except he's in locked himself in the bathroom and sitting in a bathtub refusing to come out and says he's naked and if they come in he'll have a breakdown. I imagine Sam being the main one on the case so he used to babysit Wilbur as a kid and so he knows it's Wilbur in that room because even if he can't see him , Wilbur has that voice that you just can't forget (possibly a part of his powers 👀). So Sam calls Phil and is like it's him I know it is so the whole craft family comes down and knock on the door and Wilbur is like who is it and like Phil has been waiting 7years to hear his kids voice again despite a very large part of him believing Wilbur is dead so he buts the door down and hey hold, Wilbur is in the tub with a TV tied to the radiator Infront of it (royal tenebaums reference) and he looks like the equivalent of ghostbur but alive.

Low-key considering making this fic now. Also if this post gets popular enough I'll post a follow up talking about what happened specifically in the 7 year gap to both Wilbur and the crafts.

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Another lotf au but instead of piggy meeting Ralph first, jack does.

Like in my head I imagine Ralph probably found the lake pond thing and went for a dip and the choir boys see him and are like hi and then Jack is like "what are you doing" and Ralph is like "swimming" and they like start talking all while Ralph's swimming and then Simon faints and Ralph swims over and like while still in the water he's like oh gosh is he alright and he looks like a mermaid or something and jack's like yes he's fine (he's not) and so Ralph gets out of the water and goes to the beach with the choir while jack's is bragging and then Ralph casually says oh my dad's in the navy so I've done wilderness training and stuff and like I've got more ideas for this au but I'll add it on later .

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spoilers for dawtde

DERLORDE SACRIFICING HIMSELF TO SAVE THE WORLD AND AVERY AND SEEING HIMSELF AS A LOST CAUSE, A COUNTDOWN TO AN INEVITABLE INSANTIY

AVERY WORRYING ABOUT DERLORDE MORE THAN HIMSELF DESPITE HIM BEING MOST VULNERABLE TO THE KING

DERLORDE BEING WILLING TO DO ANYRHING TO SAVE AVERY INFLUDING TRICKING HIM AND BETRAYING HIS TRUST AS MUCH AS HE NEEDS TO STOP HIM

AVERY RISKING SUMMONING THE KING BECAUSE HE CANT LET DERLORDE SACRIFICE HIMSELF

DERLORDE KNOWING AVERY AS WELL AS HE KNOWS HIMSELF

DERLORDE IMMEDIATELY RECOGNIZING THE FAKE AVERY VS THE REAL ONE BECAUSE HE KNOWS AVERY. HE KNOWS HIM.

DERLORDE CALLING THE FAKE AVERY AN IDIOT AND THE REAL ONE SPECIAL

DERLORDE KNOWING EXACTLY WHAT TO SAY TO RESTORE AVERY’S IDENTITY

DERLORDE ASKING WHY AVERY WOULD BE WILLING TO RISK HIS LIFE FOR HIM WHEN AVERY DOESNT EVEN KNOW HIM, DERLORDE KNOWIMG EVERYTHING ABOUT AVERY BUT HE CANT FIGURE HIM OUT FULLY.

DERLORDE BEING WILLING TO SACRIFICE HIMSELF FOR AVERY BECAUSE HE KNOWS HIM BUT NOT UNDERDTANDING WHY AVERY WOULD DO THAT FOR HIM SINCE THEY ARE STRANGERS

AVERY IMMEDIATELY MAKING SAVING DERLORDE HIS ONLY MOTIVATION DESPITE HIM NEEDING TO BE SAVED WAY MORE

BOTH OF THEM BEING WILLIMG TO SACRIFICE THEMSELVES TO SAVE THE OTHER

AVERY SEEING HIMSELF AS NOT ENOUGH AND DERLORDE SEEING HIM AS SPECIAL

DERLORDE SEEING HIMSELF AS A LOST CAUSE AND AVERY SEEING HIM AS IMPORTANT

THESE TWO FUCKERS ARE THE MOST SELF SACRIFICIAL IDIOTS I KNOW SOMEONE NEEDS TO PUT BOTH ME AND THEM DOWN WITH A DOUBLE BARREL SHOTGGUN

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jack merridew they could never make me hate you except i do hate you

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I hate being yelled at you can speak to me without yelling why are you shouting I can hear you you fat cunt I fucking hate you somvmcujvi can't stand when your rasievuour voice at me I wanna scream ifodkfkkddlkgjdvj icidvjantvfucking breathe I hshheatevuou

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Do y'all wanna hear abt my lotf mamma ralph au

(it's far more depressing than it's comedic title)

Basically we all know how during the beginning of the book Ralph was happy(ish ) about the crash because of the lack of people and well the possibility of freedom on the island (likely because of the war so he was happy to have found an escape). When Ralph becomes chief he thinks oh great its js kids I'm sure this will go smoothly.

And then a littlin goes missing.

This is where my au diverges from cannon and becomes more fanon and like ooc but oh well. So the meeting about shelter takes place and Ralph is like tryna speak and obviously he keeps getting interrupted and then we get to the bit where that one littlin was crying. And we know Maurice was trying to lighten the mood by joking around but Ralph doesn't know this. He just sees one of jack's hunters (Jack who has been nothing but mocking and arrogant (ik that's not his key view of jack but it is at this moment)) who is mocking a crying scared child. And in the book Ralph is very war critical and talks about respect he learnt from his dad. So he is peeved. Because these hunters go out all day don't catch anything and then come back and mess about as well as disregard all of piggy and Ralph's suggestions.

(This is the ooc bit)

Ralph basically disowned the Biggins and the hunters and walks off with the littlin and like has piggy trailing after him with the conch in his hand while the Biggins and hunter sit there confused because why is chief holding like two kids and all pissed at us.

And then the rest is Ralph coming an all time caretaker of the littlins and he's like miserable but like also someone has to do it and him and piggy are constantly building and gathering water with like the littlins clinging on their back and hips (ik guys don't have hips the same way that women do but shut up) . And so he's honestly pretty successful because he's got the discipline from his dad as well as piggys geniusness so they're doing pretty well.

And like jack had become the chief of the Biggins and he just randomly drops by to be like Ralph you're better than this join my hunter we can take care of the littlins together. And jack isn't exactly a bad leader but he's neglegent so the shelter has been constantly rebuilt cus the hunters like playful scrap and break stuff so they've just given up on the construction and are mainly focused on killing pigs and playing about in their 'fun tribe' (which some of the non choir Biggins don't actually enjoy but they have no where else to go because Ralph shuns the biggins). So because of this Ralph never agrees and like ignores jack completely.

And like I love angst so this tribe life Ralph is living isn't sustainable because he's constantly caring for scared little kids who cling on to him an unhealthy amount and have like slowing replaced the image of their parents with him.Like he's on all time surveillance because he's only one guy taking care of like 10 kids under the age of 11 and yes piggy is there but that's still not enough help. Additionally he can't go to the fire to keep the help signal running since that's the hunters territory and to far up for the littlins to go so hes also juggling escape plans and become a parent.

On the other hand, Jack is killing of the pigs to fast for them to reproduce so there a high chance they'll starve to death because Ralph took the side of the island with the most fruit to feed the littlins and we all know jack hates asking for help. The hunters at the end of the day are children who need comfort after having severe injuries despite hiding it, scared.

And like that's a little overview of the au I'm not sure if there will be jalph but um idk I just wanted to explore the two extreme of being a child leader.

If y'all want to know more about my au feel free to ask abt it cus I've had this stuck in my head for so long and for some reason the fandom is like becoming more popular again so I'm trying to stop it from burning out.

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happy valentines dayyy love is in the airrr

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I genuinely love how Benoit Blanc gives permission/encouragement to the truly good person at the end of each movie.

Benoit to Marta: Personally, I don’t think you should give a single red dime to any of the Thrombeys, but it’s your money, not mine.

Benoit to Jud: I saw no diamond. Whatever you choose to do or not do with some hypothetical diamond has nothing to do with me, because I saw nothing.

Benoit to Helen: *hands her highly combustible fuel* Burn it all down.

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I used to joke about kms

I don't think it's a joke anymore

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reliving my old hyperfixations

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SMURFSSS!!!!

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my fandoms are unpredictable

the following is just outdated

I also made pins with them two years ago but lost the one with Henry

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Do you agree that Marinette would have WAY more haters if she were a dude named Marin and Adrien were a girl named Adrianne?

Obviously because double standards

When she does it, it’s cute (It’s not and makes me wanna throw up) when Marin does it, it’s perverted and he needs to be locked up before he commits S/A

A girl takes multiple photos of a guy without him noticing? “Aaw, that’s adorable! She has a crush!” Barf.

A guy doing that? “Ew! What a stalker! Lock him up!” Again, barf.

Marin would have been arrested in the first or second season

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If Marin did it he would be acknowledged as a stalker but people love babying male characters so they'd probably be like oh he's so "enter mental disability" coded.

And then they'd hate adrienette for "playing" with Marins feelings.

But yea if it was a Marin instead of Marinette people would be so much more ready to call it stalking but still managed to make it seem romantic .

The double standard is with Marinette it's seen as cute and harmless but with Marin people can't ignore the stalking because its more obvious if a male we're to do it because it's hardwired in peoples brains that girls are to sweet and harmless when they're in love but boys are more dangerous.

It's so fucked.

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oki headcanons for tom riddle at hogwarts

I don't think he was popular the minute he stepped into hogwarts. no one really gave af about him until around 3rd-4th year when abraxas malfoy (his soon-to-be crony) found out he was the heir of slytherin (he heard him speaking in parseltongue).

eventually, once he had formed the knights of walpurgis, he began to gain popularity. his looks, charm, intelligence, and general aura also helped him to become one of the most popular students in hogwarts.

I think the headcanon about him being 'unable to love' is bs. I believe that he simply wasn't interested in finding a partner. he also believed no one was intelligent or good enough to be with him (god complex much?).

the knights often gave him money and other valuable things without him asking. that was how he stopped wearing second-hand uniforms and began wearing tailored, well-fitting ones.

all the knights were a little bit gay for him (they'd never admit that, though). I will not elaborate.

he's very, very handsome. we all know this. I just wanted to add this in here for fun

uhh yeah I can't think if anything else

if y'all want knights of walpurgis hcs hmu. ok?ok. 💗