awooo

sometimes i make pixel art!! Benji!! 20! they/her :)!

[hopefullyababe]

when u snuggle ur stuffed animals the love gets storred in the stuffing for later and then when u hug them later u feel the love come back out its like a spomge

[depsidase]

[generalissimo-kneedeepincynide]

You spend decades thinking on how to destroy capitalism, how to fight Goliath as David. How even scratching the monster in the context of national liberation will be a nightmare. And then Goliath procedes to blind himself, cover himself in gasoline and set himself on fire

[leavingsaidwoods]

Fuck me, the amount of time and effort I put into validating data, and they've gone and added the fucking hallucination generator to it.

[thelovers-thedreamers-and-me]

well you can't blame them, it's not like excel already had a way to add up numbers or anything

[catcrumb]

( happy indigenous peoples' day! consider donating to the urban indigenous collective! )

[conker-shell]

[awkward-imp]

:)

[jess-total-mess]

so bECAUSE OF THE VIDEO I WENT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING AT 12AM SO NATURALLY SOMEONE THOUGHT I WAS BEING MURDERED AND CALLED THE POLICE AND WHEN THEY GOT HERE I HAD TO GIVE THEM MY EXPLANATION FOR SCREAMING AT 12AM SO I JUST SAID PHAN IS REAL AND ONE OF THE COPS EYES SUDDENLY GOT REALLY BIG AND THEN HE SAID “IT IS??!?” AND THEN HE WATCHED THE VIDEO ON HIS PHONE I HAVE A GROWN POLICE MAN SITTING IN MY DRIVEWAY CRYING AND CURSING AT DAN AND PHIL UNDER HIS BREATH HIS PARTER GAVE HIM A SHOCK BLANKET OH MY GOD 

[jdotsodomite]

[evilscientist3]

soju may taste like juice but theres no way the memes aren't ridiculously exaggerated. this bottles only 5 units it cant affect me that considerably

[evilscientist3]

huh.

[evilscientist3]

took off my pants

[chismosavirus]

[vivvy-of-the-lake]

[akashicrecord]

6 year old asked me why i dont like mr beast and i didnt have an answer that a small child could understand so i said he tried to eat a homeless person a long time ago

[littlefirefly42]

Spreading misinformation to children because you don't believe they're mature enough to understand a topic is actually not a good thing. At all.

[punkitt-is-here]

it's true tho he ate that homeless person up. He went yum yum and shit it was brutal

[bellossom]

me when I "mysteriously" feel better after I "have something to eat"

[gatheringbones]

hey remember the sun is going away and you’re going to go nuts and to not take it personally

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

sims 4 abusive boyfriend update

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

truly a life simulator

[godshideouscreation]

[sighinastorm]

dig how Portugal is looking at her

[sighinastorm]

golden lion tamarin

[vamptits]

at least there's gay people

[vamptits]

and sadomasochism

[vamptits]

stop reblogging this without the sadomasochism this one is for perverts ONLY!!!!

[hawkpartys]

herons would love middle aged man fishing culture i think

do you understand my vision

[catsrlovelysmil]

[sixthrock]

this is really one of the best images ever

[dudewheresmycock]

[gummybearattacktheworldofdespair]

[the-real-seebs]

one way to read this is "this man has no idea what he is saying"

another to read this is "this man is terminally online and has excellent comedic timing"