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kitt | 35 | she/they | bi & nb fandom/art/ocs dragon age, skyrim, mass effect, sims 4, greedfall, fallout, etc. also on twitter @Pineappleslicee

[gogtopia]

seeing a black cat is actually good luck because then you get to see a cat

[tyrantisterror]

In this world of increasing censorship, it is our duty to reblog good art that's also kinda horny.

"But my lord, if you do this, people will think you're horny and gross!"

Then let me be horny and gross.

[nexya]

I love how humans have literally not changed throughout history like the graffiti from Pompeii has people from hundreds of years ago writing stuff like “Marcus is gay” “I fucked a girl here” “Julius your mum wishes she was with me” and leonardo da vinci’s assistants drew dicks in their notebooks just for the banter and mozart created a piece called “kiss my ass” so when people wish for ‘today’s generation’ to be like ‘how people used to’ then we’re already there buddy we’ve always been

[charlesoberonn]

The Hagia Sophia has inscriptions that were considered sacred for centuries until they were deciphered in the 70s to be Nordic runes saying “Halfdan wrote this”

[terminallydepraved]

my old english prof told us that theres a cave in Scandinavia where a viking gratified some runes like 14 feet up on the wall and when they finally reached it all it translated into was “this is very high”

[loremerchant]

Ancient Shitposting

Now on the History Channel

[self-critical-automaton]

‘People have literally just always been people’ is genuinely my favorite fact about the world

[skaletal-deactivated20190721]

“Times are bad. Children no longer obey their parents, and everyone is writing a book.” - Marcus Tullius Cicero, 106 BC - 43 BC

[juliedillon]

"Fealty," a follow-up to this illustration: 👀

Art and ramblings from Julie

A secret rendezvous in the castle halls! 8)

[thevaelguard]

People with custom Hawkes, does your Hawke still have black hair?

Yes

Sort of, black but with some dyed parts

No, their hair is brown

No, their hair is ginger

No, their hair is blonde

No, their hair is gray

No, their hair is dyed completely

I do not have a custom Hawke

Voting ended onNov 15, 2025

I wanted to ask because I realized my main Hawkes, Merle and Mael, are both still black haired lmao 😭

[nessa007]

We’ll have to do dinner Thursday night instead.

[scoobycool9]

You can’t reblog this again until October 2024, so do it now.

[palamedeeznuts]

You can’t reblog this again until October 2030, so do it NOW.

[phosphorus-noodles]

Reblog to let your followers know that they’re safe from jumpscares/screamers/etc from you on April 1st but they are NOT safe from getting boop’d like an idiot amen

[phosphorus-noodles]

Reblog to let your followers know that they’re safe from tricks/jumpscares/etc on halloween but they are NOT safe from getting boop’d like an idiot amen

[biotic-commando]

Nothing fucks me up more than Anderson calling Shepard “child” because everybody in the entire galaxy sees her as a legend and depends on her to save them but then here comes Anderson who sees her as a person and probably one who’s scared and stressed and terribly fiercely HUMAN and he’s watched her grow so much and he’s so proud of her and I just. I fucking love Shepard and I’m so proud of her too Anderson so like honestly BIG FUCKING MOOD

[sandersstudies]

That feeling when your body is requesting something but you're not sure what so you just start eating and drinking random stuff to try and figure it out

[sandersstudies]

Me, eating a chocolate waffle at 7pm: Is this what you desire, oh prison of flesh?

[pineappleslicee]

🥲

[dreamycastaway]

The original pride flag and the sewing machine it was sewn on

[iwriterobots]

[kisxmesoft]

[lelianaslefthand]

ive had a migraine all day and keep thinking about him

[darklynoon-deactivated20170407]

Reblog if you’re 30 or older

This is an experiment to see if there really are as few of us as people think.You can also use this to freak out your followers who think you’re 25 or something. Yay!

[erisolkat]

the humble "like" is oft mocked despite what it does for us. "like, three people" is a vastly different statement from "three people". "and i was like 'what the fuck'" is vastly different from "and i said 'what the fuck'". i love you "like" and anyone who says you make people sound stupid will be killed on sight

[thempregguy]

category of blorbo called "technically i like them but fanons obsession with them to the exclusion of other characters pavloved me into having a negative reaction whenever i see them"

[emptyblissdotmp3-deactivated202]

[gayshitanddadjokes]

[i-remember-there-was-mist]

April Fool’s Day is in a few days, and I just wanted to make this clear. This blog is safe, and I can promise you no screamers, nothing emotionally abusive, no fake posts, and nothing to intentionally trigger dissociation. You are safe here.