Miscellaneous Bollocks

Honestly this is just a bunch of stuff that I enjoy and find interesting, benvenuti

[luciferetlucia]

Matthew Goode, Ben Whishaw and Hayley Atwell by Bruce Webber for Vogue UK, 2008.

[lesbianknighterrant]

He drinks a whisky drink (action) he drinks a vodka drink (bonus action) he drinks a lager drink (hasted action) he drinks a cider drink (action surge)

[lesbianknighterrant]

He sings the songs that remind him of the good times, he sings the songs that remind him of the better times (bardic inspiration)

[lesbianknighterrant]

i get KNOCKED DOWN (prone condition) BUT I GET UP AGAIN (HALF MOVEMENT)

YOURE NOT EVER GONNA KEEP ME DOWN (GRAPPLE IMMUNITY)

[duckdotcom]

I'm emailing you a refreshing spring breeze

[devouringyourson]

please find attached the feeling of rain on your skin

[milfsisyphus]

“it’s circus work.” not to me. not if it’s my monkeys.

[snowonthebeachmp3]

this is very very silly but i do have a minor superiority complex about being born in the year 2000. like i was literally born at the turn of the millennium. bang on the start of the century. just feels like the most correct moment in time to be born. i don’t know how other people are managing with birth years that end in random numbers like doesn’t it bug you when you visualise time in your head idk

[podcastwizard]

my most toxic trait is i fucking love work gossip. i play neutral not to be the bigger person or take the high road but to hear slander and hearsay from every side. two coworkers complained about each other to me in the same afternoon and i nearly blacked out from the rush

[marcell-arts]

my love letter (love song??) to the australian cast of hadestown!! absolutely unforgettable

[h0bg0blin-meat]

Here's the link to the video

👏 SAY 👏 IT 👏 LOUDER 👏

[hamletteprinceofdenmark]

Everyone wish my good friend Jonathan luck, he's studying to pass the bar rn and apparently has a big work trip/promotion thingy coming up 🥺

[michaelplastics]

colossal squid footage!! alive in its habitat!! for the first time in history!!!

and it's a little baby !!!!

[theyll-never-search-the-pfp]

[theriu]

The fact that someone made this whole account specifically for this one joke. My hat is off to you.

[yeahokayillreblogthat]

yeah okay, ill reblog that!

[meowsfeed]

Source: ayumioyabun

[drtanner]

I cannot stress this enough; PLEASE unmute :')

[sexhaver]

cannot even begin to imagine the Blade Runner cyberpunk shit this ladybug i found on my RGB keyboard was going through

[tonyhawksproletariat]

[maelwife]

Recent letterboxd titles making me feel like a rambunctious baby getting my photo taken at sears while my parents try and quiet me down

[sloppystyle]

[thirteens-earring]

Video captions: And stop trying to show your ex what they missed out on! Stop trying to teach your family a lesson for not believing in you! Stop trying to shit on your haters! Do it for you! Do it because you deserve it! Do it for YOU! Water your dreams with love! Don’t put no hate and resentment, and try to — “oh Imma fucking show them, Imma show” — FUCK THEM! Fuck them, do it for you! They don’t matter! They NEVER mattered.

[whydidisavethistomyphone]

[catasters]

[charlesoberonn]