[spiced-wine-fic]

[k-wame]

JACK O'CONNELL as Jack Solomon 2019 • SEBERG • Biography • dir. Benedict Andrews

[graceofgosh]

🌱 EXTREMELY ROBUST SCALLIONS 🌱

do NOT scroll past the scallions. these are extremely robust. i did not seek them out, they were placed before me.

the produce misters had just run. the bundles were tight. the whites were WHITE. good fortunes await.

🧅 repost within 24 hours: robust scallions

🧅 repost within 1 hour: robust scallions + minor windfall

🧅 do not repost: limp scallions. flaccid stalk. the celery will look at you and it will know.

a man in Fresno scrolled past. his scallions went to seed the same evening. his dog stopped making eye contact.

a woman reposted immediately. she found $40 in a coat. her scallions have not wilted since March.

I AM NOT SAYING IT’S THE SCALLIONS. I’m saying look at them. good fortunes await. 🌱

[vrtualjin]

[pinksiamese]

the way the drive thru girl just side-eyed my loud-ish 1940s music

[pinksiamese]

my mood is bad but my petunias are pretty

[cuppydogshane]

that is actually my main principle of explicit fic is that the personalities stay On during sex.

[mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026]

The amount of times I’ve read scenes in explicit fics and thought “they would not say that shit”

[staticbluue]

“People should pass a test before being allowed to have kids.” “Isn’t it scary how white people have this inborn capacity for evil?” “I’ll never pass because males and females have different skull shapes.” “Autistic people have a stronger sense of justice than anyone else.” “I don’t want AMABs in my space because they’re dangerous.” “You shouldn’t have access to hormones if you dress like THAT.” “Anyone who does something that awful isn’t human.” “Some people really shouldn’t be allowed to vote.”

This is eugenics. This is phrenology. THIS IS NAZI SHIT, YOU ARE A LEFTIST BUYING INTO NAZI SHIT. YOU ARE NOT IMMUNE TO NAZI SHIT.

[assaultmystic]

a quirk of sexting while british is switching from arse to ass. i would never fuck someone in the arse. its impolite.

[evilneo]

[sourdough-seal]

“how did you get into writing” girl nobody gets into writing. writing shows up one day at your door and gets into you

[orbitalmirror]

"how did you get into writing" girl i've been tormented by the visions since i was eight years old

[pinksiamese]

[elfpractice289]

Pros: Wonderful friend. No comment, no nothing. All around, just a great person who has improved your life with their mere existence tremendously

Cons: You can only access them through the headache machine because they live 1 billion lightyears away

[pinksiamese]

the problem with being between projects in an active sense (in that i'm not actually writing anything, only doing research for my next fic) is that every fuckin character wakes up & they all start lunging like hungry dogs

[thewolveswithin]

Jack O’Connell at the 76th Venice Film Festival in 2019

[jimmythecookiemonster]

Skins (2010)

[llovelymoonn]

billy collins

[goodnightngoth]

me: sorry i’ve been busy

me for the last hours: