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I am sin (they/them) Genderfluid Pansexual James (formerly marykiddread)

[pipkidd]

might just fuck around and try to bring back my old fandom. if you were a kiddway shipper look out I’m now a grown ass non-binary bitch with more than half a college education and I’ve got some shit to write

also keep supporting creators like greetthedawn who have been carrying the remains of this fandom for years

[pipkidd]

anyone get on and immediately block staff just to clear their dash?

[paper-mario-wiki]

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And I get a little bit Genghis Kahnghis I don’t want you to get it onghis Nobody else but me (ooooh) With nobody else but MeeeeMe

I get a little bit Danghis Dahn Don’t want you to Genghis on with Nobody else but Mingus Nobody else but Mingus Kingus

[grink]

mingus kingus saturday

[ovur]

Feminism

[ovur]

[ampervadasz]

[tits-n-trix]

Boys will absolutely destroy their living space for a joke and I’m glad they take the time to film it

[astraldemise]

[saturniidae-served-cold]

[xenosagaepisodeone]

women in small towns be working for pyramid schemes and salons

[xenosagaepisodeone]

men in small towns be working at The Factory

[skelegun]

The factory closed years ago we do opioids now

[badjokesbyjeff]

A Mexican man who spoke no English went into a department store to buy socks.

He found his way to the menswear department where a young lady offered to help him.

“Quiero calcetines,” said the man.

“I don’t speak Spanish, but we have some very nice suits over here,” said the salesgirl.

“No, no quiero trajes. Quiero calcetines,” said the man.

“Well, these shirts are on sale this week,” declared the salesgirl.

“No, no quiero camisas. Quiero calcetines,” repeated the man.

“I still don’t know what you’re trying to say. We have some fine pants on this rack,” offered the salesgirl.

“No, no quiero pantalones. Quiero calcetines,” insisted the man.

“These sweaters are top quality,” the salesgirl probed.

“No, no quiero sueter. Quiero calcetines,” said the man.

“Our undershirts are over here,” fumbled the salesgirl, beginning to lose patience.

“No, no quiero camisetas. Quiero calcetines,” the man repeated.

As they passed the underwear counter, the man spotted a display of socks and happily grabbed a pair. Holding them up he proclaimed, “Eso sí que es!”

“Why didn’t you just spell it in the first place?!” yelled the salesgirl.

[angel-withheart]

okay, this is funny

[limegreenmemequeenperidot-deact]

Steven Universe is never going to end because there will be an absolutely endless supply of antagonists who’s entire motivations are “Your mother fucked me up either emotionally, mentally or physically and now I have debilitating trauma” and Steven will just be “yeah that tracks”

[dankmemeuniversity]

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

Have fun in the war dumbass I’ll be at home fucking military wives

[unbossed-deactivated20251218]

[eastbayfatman]

Damn. Good way to get your fucking windows kicked in

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

shut the fuck up and raise my son bootlicker

[lowtiermemer]

All fun and games until someone with 3 confirmed kills shows up at your doorstep with a baseball bat

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

im not at my house tho, im at yours with your wife

[penguitron-deactivated20211130]

But he’s got shooters all over the world 🌎 even when he’s away

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

just shot a load in his wife

[hitting-on-cullen-deactivated20]

You ungrateful asshole. My bf might be fighting for your freedom and you’re here mocking him for keeping your pathetic ass safe from the threats of the world. If a war comes to our country, we’re not saving you, you dumbass ungrateful fuck up of a human being.

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

Your bf is fighting for oil and killing civilians and probably cheating on you he’s a scumbag, which is why I just fucked his mom to make a better son

[thetyrannosaur]

[krispiecake]

resting your head on their stomach while they play with your hair… the intimacy…. the tenderness…… peak romance

[street-diaper]

Thor 4 opening scene

thor is washing his fake eyeball in the sink and he drops it and it goes down the drain and he’s just like, “aww shit oh fuckk damn it shit shit shit” and then he just doesn’t have an eye for the rest of the movie

[whathappenedtoyourgender]

I got rid of my gender because it did not spark joy.

[shavingryansprivates-deactivate]

remember when we were kids and we used to all sing that demented version of the barney song where it was like “i hate you you hate me let’s go out and kill barney”

[shadowcat]

i don’t remember ever doing this. you were a fucked up kid

[igotadeadspiderinmypocket-deact]

i hate you

you hate me

let’s go out an kill barney

with a baseball bat

and a 4x4

NO MORE PURPLE DINOSAUR

[notchicken]

really? Our version was more like..

i hate you

you hate me

lets go out and kill barney

with a great big gun

two bullets to the head

WOOPS LOOK AT THAT, BARNEY’S DEAD.

[residentartichoke-deactivated20]

Ours was like:

JOY TO THE WORLD THAT BARNEY’S DEAD

WE BARBECUED HIS HEAD

DON’T WORRY ‘BOUT THE BODY

WE FLUSHED IT DOWN THE POTTY

AND ROUND AND ROUND IT GOES

AND ROUND AND ROUND IT GOES

AND ROUND AND ROUUUUUND AND ROUND IT GOES

[aph-homophobicwaiter-deactivate]

I hate you,

You hate me,

Let’s get together and kill Barney, 

With an AK-47 and a shot to the head,

Uh-oh Barney’s dead

[hdyoshi]

The one I knew was:

I hate you, 

you hate me, 

let’s get together and kill barney

sorry kids but Barney’s dead, 

we just shot him in the head

[gaymccarrol]

a b c d e f g

barney is my enemy

stick a rifle up his nose

pull the trigger there he goes

sorry kids barney’s dead

here he is without a head

[korokchan]

You’re all fucked up

[luidilovins]

Barney: *exists*

Adolescents on the playground:

[pipkidd]

I hate you,

You hate me,

Let’s tie Barney to a tree.

Put a knife in his head and a Chevy up his butt

Let’s all go to Pizza Hut

Ah the joys of childhood

[ohcorny]

Women’s fashion from the 1860s to the 1970s.

[beforeiletbro-deactivated202105]

@the-real-numbers

[the-real-numbers-deactivated202]

Which one am I?

[beforeiletbro-deactivated202105]

1932

[the-real-numbers-deactivated202]

FUCK YPU

Fucl

Fcuk

Fuck

[saltwaffle]

the entire fucking steven universe fandom right now